southerncunt

Putin’s days are surely numbered now. Showed him and his army up to be proper twats. Xi would be shaking his panda head.

1 hour ago, and said:

 

That probably means you're both have homosexual, necrophiliac inclinations , or both, fess up, which is it?

Take a leaf out of your own playbook, and Fuck off, you cunt.

40 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

This is a real cunt for all those with a mortgage but fortunately I've worked hard and I don't have one. Just saying.

Probably only takes a few years on the dole to pay off a small caravan with no wheels, you drunken bloward cocksucker.

On 03/05/2023 at 17:53, Penny Farthing said:

I do not regret voting leave brcause in my opinion we sould never have joined in the first place .. I agree with pretty much all of what you say .. we are an island offshoot of Europe, what causes the problem is the lack of a land border .. much same as the problem Ireland has with the rest of the British Isles. The real long term problem is education .. yes we need more practical and technical skills to be taught we also need at least one foreign language to be taught in all British Schools and in English schools at least one other inidigenous language  to be taught. For those progressing to further education courses on practical, techinical and other scientific subjects should be free .. less useful subjects such as reliion and classics, drama and the like should be paid for. We also need to eliminate woke-ism from education. Slavery is wrong but making formal apologies on a national level is also wrong. it will not improve anyone's lot, all the statues, street, school and other building names should left in place and any cunt who damages them should be prosecuted .. history is history and most of the cunts are long dead. As to religion .. it should be a free for and none of them should be protected by law .. in practical terms I can call a christian a cunt for being a christian and we should be able call a muslim a cunt for being a muslim and the same for any other faith they are all cunts.

Oh and fuck off.  lol

Fuck me sideways, I agree with all of this.

On 01/05/2023 at 00:28, Decimus said:

Nearly every Abo I've seen recently has looked less like Mighty Joe Young and more like your average Anglo-Aussie or 'Wog' as they call anyone without skin the colour of snow down your way.

Case in point the mouthy, "Look at me I'm black" cunt Lidia Thorpe, who seems to enjoy baiting whitey by calling Oz "The Colony."

Did you see that video of her screaming about someone being a "Little white cunt"? She's as bad as our very own Abottopotomus, but at least that idiot is actually black.

Thorpe has a genuine mental illness, and is indeed the stereotypical pinch of coon in mostly white stock that makes all the noise. All this voice shit is just another branch of government, like anyone needs that, and it will do nothing to stop the atrocious lot that the rural aboriginal population suffers, mostly through their own actions. 

On 01/05/2023 at 00:50, Last Cunt Standing said:

I will defer here to @southerncunt, who is surely a greater authority on these issues. I’m a fairly new citizen by marriage, and as an immigrant the finer points of Australian race relations are probably not for me to comment on. 

I do though feel qualified to call Pauline Hanson a fucking nutter. 

A nutter yes, but often right. Her cadence makes it hard for her to be taken seriously.

17 hours ago, and said:

Oh dear, I can see how an egotist like yourself would get a twitch in his sorry little maggot when reading any comment that you might perceive as some sort of praise.
Sadly, it was more to do with the sad, sycophantic fuckwits, who hang on your every word, and especially Wiffles, who couldn't hold back from wading in to defend you when I had a dig in a previous post.
Never mind, I feel like I have done the female population a service, at least after your premature ejaculation, over the misconceived flattery, they're probably safe for at least a couple of weeks, before your bulging sack needs to find relief again.
LOL

Get the fuck off my thread, you comma abusing genuine fucking headcase. 

2 hours ago, LastoftheMullets said:

You being a massive exception to this obviously.

And who the fuck are you?

3 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

I thought he was a funny cunt but no idea what he was like in his private life, back when Barry was doing the dressing up as a woman thing, it was innocent humour, not like today with nefarious political agendas attached that are rammed in to the publics minds at every fucking opportunity. 

He was interviewed once and said “Why is everybody in comedy of the left” which struck a chord with me. He was most likely centre right in his private life, and took the piss out of “the yartz “ at every opportunity. We will not see the likes of him again, and that is a tremendous shame.

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Overused word, but he was undeniably a genius. I was lucky enough to see him perform twice and both times I laughed until my ribs hurt. Liked his painting too. He was one of that wave of Aussie intellectuals, Greer and James among them, who made the UK their stage, to World acclaim. We just won’t see his like again. Is there a modern equivalent?

I particularly loathe the fact that though he is barely cold, the usual humourless mob are weighing in on him being transphobic, racist, and punching down in his comedy. Which thankfully is greeted by most Aussies I’ve spoken to today with the sort of withering put down Barry himself would have crafted, if slightly less poetically. 

Vale, Barry. You’ll be missed. 

What the fuck can the youth of today really laugh at. Society has become so rounded and scared to offend that there really is fuck all laugh at. Yes he sailed very close to the wind, but you can only be judged by the time you lived in. And fuck me, was he funny.

I think Australians are a reasonable bunch when it comes to humour, and the only other culture that your humour passes into untranslated and is still as it was. This man was a fucking genius and was taken in by England in the 60s and had a genuine affection for England that was reciprocated. 
 

Your thoughts?

Whoever the fuckwits at Budweiser ( or whoever they hired) should be cleaning out their desks about now. Who knew, the entire fucking planet doesn’t appreciate woke politics being rammed down their throats??

Im as tolerant as the next bloke, but I really don’t give a shit about anyone else’s fucking identity journey, as much as they give 2 shits about mine. Live and let live. 
 

One day soon this will be a lesson they teach in marketing.

Dopey virtue signalling woke cunts.

41 minutes ago, Lucy said:

It's obvious that you would.

When you ask a question like that, it's a racing certainty that you're looking for affirmation to commit the deed.

She might not smell enough like dog shit for you to be inspired to do the same.

Watching you parlay with pretty much anyone else on this site is watching someone bring a fart to a shitfight.

16 hours ago, Lucy said:

If you're gonna have the audacity to attempt to cunt a fine, upstanding, pillar of the community, a person who has raised incredible amounts of money for charity, and been at the forefront in defending gender rights, at least have the courtesy to get their fuckin' name correct, before you completely destroy their career, it's Suzy Eddie Izzard.

Just sayin'...

Fuck off, R Soles. And I mean that.

Really, just fuck off. You are on the margins of a website like this, which means you are far outside the norm in society. I’ve no doubt you live in fear of a knock on the door at any moment. Truly weird sinister cunt with no friends and on many watch lists. Must be hard to be the one that everyone you went to school with still talks about, and not because you were a good bloke.

Dog hating scat hoarding fucking wrong un.

Die slowly in a fire.

41 minutes ago, Carl Sway said:

Ooh look at me, I'm so hip and trendy! Twitter account? Fuck that!

Take Apes advice and double it, cunty.

12 hours ago, White Cunt said:

While you correctly identified the supermarkets as the scum that they are, the fuckwit clientele are equally guilty of participating in those musical chairs;  they destroyed a lot of good food growers and producers, saving a quid or two, the utter dickheads.
As margins on foods are tight, the companies need volume to produce good stuff at sensible price, but the constant race to the bottom makes it a nightmare on all fronts.

I guess the public will continue to eat shit, waddling off for a flight to Benidorm, for as long as those are available.

I hope at least some of you have had the opportunity to read “Drunken Bakers”. 
 

The above problem, albeit confined to the bakery industry through fictional dipsomaniac eyes, is nonetheless true of the entire food industry.

A more moving, well written book you will not find. I’m 50 in a few months, so I’ve read a bit. If it doesn’t resonate with you, then you’re a fucking idiot.

11 hours ago, Decimus said:

Everybody hates you.

Spot on. Even Fender agrees.

9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

And you will eat it like all the other they live obedient spastics, just like wearing your face nappy and taking flid injections and taking the massive cock that's been designed to shove up your ass, bend over stupid, it's gonna hurt..get the fuck out of here.

Cunt.

Drunken dickhead.

Whilst not a rum drinker per se, I’ve gotten myself fucked up on Ron Zacapa 23 during the fucking lockdowns at a mates place. It was very nice. That was in between also getting fucked up on other occasions due to single vineyard Yarra Chardonnay, Coal Valley Pinot, Gold label Blanton’s and one especially fucked up afternoon on 25 year old Glenfarclas.

I would revisit the rum. Any thoughts on Bundaberg Rum?

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

I, Witheredscrote do hereby give my consent for Ed The Chocco to publish any photos of me that he deems inappropiate.

@Eric Cuntman please witness.

I am happy to witness in Eric’s place in the unlikely event he chooses not to.

9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Wolfie, I'd like to add rejection issues to this fine summary of this seriously disturbed member. He pretended he had a girlfriend and visited her at her stall at Billingsgate market at 4am. I told him he's like Jack The Ripper, stalking the streets, looking for dogshit (pre road sweeper) and he lost the plot. I told him to never talk to me again and he's been stalking me ever since. I am genuinely concerned for his neighbours, associates and their pets, they could be being watched, or maybe end up dead. A most sinister cunt indeed.

As a tertiary add on to this excellent two tiered character assessment, I would simply like to add that anyone who hates dogs is just a shit bloke, and where I come from, that is indeed to foulest moniker you can be given. All the other observations about r soles I fully endorse.

The caps lock addicted complete headcase is a very odd unit indeed. He has been very active of late, and is clearly going for quantity over quality.

19 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

“Limited talent” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this sentence. 

How’s it going over in Vic, SC? My suitcase was last seen at Melbourne airport eight days ago thanks to Alan Fucking Joyce and those Qantas Cunts. Be a good chap and keep an eye out for me, would you?

Speaking of poofters  with limited talent, along comes Joyce..

I’m unlikely to spot your luggage, but I might be over your way in a sporting capacity in the first third of the year. Check your pm’s.

Showboating gender neutral poofter cunt with limited talent but a media free kick.

He/she/they can get fucked.

2 hours ago, Carl Sway said:

Sorry bro. I remember, from your little interjection on the "Gonna" thread, that your standards are very high and that you are in no way a shit stirrer.

Take this as a veiled warning. Your output is not of a high enough standard.

You are nothing.

56 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Good morning OCR .. have you got out of the bed the wrong side again?

As usual, OCR has a point.

Whats yours?