southerncunt

33 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Lol, Beat me to it SC. I've noticed Carl's been staying up into the small hours lately... no doubt having to be quiet, so as not to wake the parents as he manoeuvres his 5'4 inch frame into position on his camp bed, for his late night wank. 

 

I’ve a feeling old Carl might be a bit of a fuckwit.

4 hours ago, Carl Sway said:

Fuck you, you impotent cunt.

Why not try being nice, you fucking arsehole.

On 14/11/2022 at 04:05, Eric Cuntman said:

I didn’t even know that. I was just referencing Keith Lard after Drew mentioned Katanas. 

Put a face to a name….

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you ever seen a good looking aboriginal woman? I’ve got a theory that there aren’t any. 

Magnolia Maymaru goes ok, she is full blood. There are a few others, but they have had a helping hand from the white man to get them across the line.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking hark at ‘Alain Prostate’.

Magnificent work there Eric.

I’d fuck her.

3 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Like a morgue at work with the idiots today, fucking thick fish stinking cunts want to work from home? Well fuck right off there then with your shower head and do everyone a favour.

I can't tell you how much I hate going in there, or can I?

Feel free to stop telling us. 

8 hours ago, Carl Sway said:

Looks like derek's getting carried away again, but in an exceedingly boring way. Shame really, he used to be merely average. I will not lose. And dizzy cunt is also a proper dickhead. I hate that cunt. Come on derek, what's your next move?

I have read the entire thread and come to the conclusion that you are a total fuckwit.

Even from the other side of the planet you stand out for all the wrong reasons. 

Dickhead.

Fuck me, getting a lecture about hygiene from a Pom?

I remember reading something about the pubs over there ( which I love, by the way) that people were aghast when smoking was outlawed inside pubs because all of the sudden there was an overpowering stench of B.O? Smoke had masked the traditional bathing regime, or rather the lack of it.

The frogs, on the other hand…

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

F1 has a similar appeal to me as Football, Golf and Cricket. A sport for cunts, watched by cunts and enjoyed by cunts.

 

As a proper cunt, you ought to love it.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Get yourself a Profanisaurus, man.

Gunt is used extensively over here, which is rather unfortunate. As the the male equivalent, “Gock”. 
 

32 minutes ago, cunt said:

Oh, come on, FFS, you're still a virgin.👰

Decs has kids, whereas you use your personality as a very effective contraceptive. Dog hating pointless fucking cunt. Turn the bold font off too, it only underscores your idiocy.

Die in a fucking fire.

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

Guns are marvellous. Ned Kelly would have been just another cunt in A and E with a saucepan stuck on his head without his guns.

He was a cunt regardless.

11 hours ago, Goober said:

That's going to be a challenge in this test, given that they're batting first, 7s.

It's not looking good in this test, but I'm not giving up on England's new philosophy just yet, @Last Cunt Standing. New Zealand have a good Test team and it paid dividends then.

Even if they lose this test or series there is an upside because it makes Test cricket more appealing to the masses.

I've nothing against a tense 5 day draw and 60 runs per session when the going is tough, but commercially speaking it still has to compete against T20 and The Hundred. Not too long ago I genuinely feared that test cricket was doomed. 

 

I too feared for the future of test cricket, as for me it’s still the purest format. I liken it to the rise of quartz watches compared to mechanical. Early days were trouble for the mechanicals, what with the new cheap accurate quartz threatening to put old school watchmakers out of business. They took an early hit, but now there are more watchmakers than ever. Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. Clumsily put analogy, but you get the point.

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

They do act in their own interest and fuck everybody else - to a point, but so do every country including us. But as countries don’t operate in isolation, they need alliances with other for various reasons: security, trade, etc. 

America is no different in this aspect and always positions herself to maximise profits, security and power.

What is worrying, in my opinion, is the level of foreign influence in not only the US but all western nations is China - their super corrupt ways which infiltrated all developed countries, and with the use of bribes and blackmail, they bent companies and politicians to their will. The vermin want to be the top dog to protect their influence and wealth amassed during the rise of China, particularly since the 2000, when they joined the WTO.

People focus on Klaus Schwab and other freaks. 
 

But who really wants the straight jacket, inhumane rules to control the society?

 

The Belt and Road Initiative is the public, magnanimous face of modern China, in reality a  Trojan horse, a debt trap for poor, strategically important countries, or ones with the resources the cunts will need to maintain power. 
Australia was right to reject it, except for the cunt in Victoria, fortunately he was overruled and the BRI memorandum of understanding torn up. China cracked the shits, seems funny for a country hell bent on handing out money. 

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I could have gone on listing his achievements for hours. I expect the usual ‘redneck supporters’, ‘he should be in jail’ etc. rhetoric but if it’s not clear to anyone with a brain that the establishment are now so scared that he’ll run in 2024 that they are resorting to unprecedented use of the corrupt FBI and DOJ to take him off the ballot paper, then they are just refusing to acknowledge what their eyes and ears are telling them. 

Read the post again you fuckwit. At no stage did I endorse Biden. My contention is that if trump were in power, in a South Pacific conflict, Australia as one on the US longest and most loyal allies would be left to fend for itself. The rest of you devoted your diatribe to was mostly domestic, most of which I have no problem with.

If you like it so much, go and live there. 

And anywhere between 11 and 25 % of yanks can’t find their own country on a map, either. Bright lot.
 

I wouldn’t be too worried about the conspiracy theories you two peanuts get yourselves into a lather about, I’d be far more worried about what would happen to the rest of the world in a Trump ruled America when the chinks kick off properly, like they are bound to one day soon. He is isolationist. He’d fuck us over for a start. Never mind our long standing alliance. 
Biden is a cunt, Pelosi needs to get the fuck out of politics. It’s all a shit show, and the chinks will rule us all.

22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

My pyloric sphincter is twitching, reading this exchange.

As is my cardiac.

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

They did a good line in aqueduct too if memory serves, several of them still standing 2000 years on, unlike those awful Taylor Wimpey things now littering the English Countryside which look to me like a stiff breeze would knock them over. 

On an unrelated note, I spotted a copy of Viz for sale in a petrol station yesterday and though it was priced at $12 I thought I’d have a look for the first time in a few years. Gone downhill a bit for me, no Biffa Bacon or Mrs Brady and Sid the Sexist reduced to a cheap knob gag, though the Profanisaurus is going strong. My visits to Tyneside always featured a sprinkling of proud references to their local comedy manual. What happened to it, RK? You strike me as the likeliest to know. 

I’ll beg to differ there Doc. The strips you mention are still there, just not every issue. There are some new ones that are pretty shit, but anything Barney Farmer does is of the ages. Drunken bakers, Scum mothers do have em, George Bestial among a few others are modern comedy gold. I actually sent away for the hardcover of the Drunken bakers novel, and it rates among the best prose I have ever read. The publishers cover note is worth the price alone, and when the fly page says “For Fucks Sake” you know you are in for a ride. I’ve never been to Tyneside, but such was the quality of the writing I felt I knew it. 
 

On the Italian point, my son and I are involved in karting, and the best ones are all Italian. In addition, they are also beautiful to look at and work on. 

Back on topic, what the fuck is going on with Alpine? 

Just putting my 2 bobs worth in before the final. As an Australian I can’t stand the cunt. However I hate Djokovic more. What to fucking do. One is an annoyingly talented loud mouthed cunt who could possibly be among the best ever players if he gets his shit together, and the other is a oval headed autist anti vacc cockhead who is a repetition player. On balance I have to go for Kyrgios only because the Serb tried to bullshit everyone at the Aus Open.

11 minutes ago, cunt said:

I dreamed I was a wonderful human being, then I woke up and found I was on Cunts Corner

And a fucking dog hating scat collecting absolute fucking arsehat to boot.

Go and fuck yourself.

What a vile pair of corpulent whining shitheaps. I hate cunts like these, clogging up the health system and pushing my insurance premiums up. 
 

Stop fucking whinging and start getting your shit in order before blaming someone else for your lot. Architects of their own misfortune these two.

Labia chomping bull dyke cunts.

On 28/05/2022 at 19:31, Earl of Punkape said:

The real problem with abortion or murder is that it is committed almost exclusively by women who aren’t married and regard sex as a recreational pursuit.

Abstinence from pre-marital sex should be enforced and abortion re criminalised.

Women would then have more self respect and dignity.

Abortion clinics could then be turned into nurseries.

This kind of thinking would also re criminalise homosexuality, so that’s you fucked.

Again.