southerncunt

28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Did your parents ever tell you why your English skills have remained at exactly the same level since age 9?

The punctuation averse cretin managed to spell “association” and “commercials”, yet let itself down on “through”. 
 

Spellcheck on his Fisher Price keyboard must have assumed nobody would fuck up words with under six characters.

31 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

C'mon then, who's going to win it today? The lack of self awareness cunt or the mad son of a psycho cunt?

My monies on that cunt. 

I hope they take each other out, cunts the pair of them.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

 

Gold Decs.

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

He can join the fucking queue SC. All we can hope for is a lot of rain in Brisbane and the stupid cunts to actually pick two blokes with 1100 test wickets between them. This Aussie attack looks more dangerous than our batting is shit

Not picking Broad was a fucking huge mistake. 

Applescruff might have a genuine reason to hate his lot in life after today’s malaise.

3 hours ago, Dave said:

Of course it has, haven't you seen Lewis Hamilton?

Fuck me dead, the only sensible post you’ve ever put up. Have a like.

9 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Ah..brilliant here's Decimust.be.the.grass.pretend.jew.hatred.

Listen to me little man. I can fuck you up in one stroke of the keys.

I’ve a feeling this won’t end well.

9 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Agreed, apart from the bit about Claire. Fuck her.

Doesn't look good for Formula One either way - with Mazepin stamping his feet for Daddy to buy him a team, Stroll already having one, Latifi and that rich Chink buying their way into the seats of cash-strapped teams and two thoroughly unlikable little shit hawks battling for the title as their team principals throw out any illusion of professionalism to constantly bitch and moan at one another so they can enjoy a quick, nasty hate shag in the porta-potty after the race and the ever increasing pressure from the FIA for rules and regulations just for the sake of pandering to whoever throws the most money into the blender, I think we can all safely say this marks the end of an era for the formula - and the new one is going to be shit. 

Nothing stinks more than the rich cunts with limited talent buying their way in (yes I know it’s always been this way, but still) when a driver like Piastri can win 2 F2 titles in a row and still only get a test seat.

Cunts.

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Fuck me…even your ale is named after a London Borough. Kindly refrain from encouraging LCS’ British obsession SC. Having said that…7.4%? You little ripper…👍🏿

It’s a cracker stout, and hard to find. It’s almost under the counter. Last time I was over there for kart racing it was impossible to get.

Crow eating cunts.

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Me too, SC. I’m even venturing out of Fortress WA for the 2nd Test in Adelaide. Worth 14 days of home quarantine in anyone’s money. If you know Adelaide well, recommendations for the CBD are always welcome. 

Any beer by Pirate Life is worth a shot, but if you can find Southwark Stout you will spend the entire 5 days in a pleasant alcoholic haze.

Having taken into consideration all of the above, I’m still looking forward to the Ashes.

The list of sports personalities who should be stripped of phone privileges is a long one. Shane Warne being a prime example. Seems to have worked out ok in the long run though.

Paine is a good bloke who made a schoolboy error, which he will pay dearly for. 
 

To be a top level anything in this day and age must be fucking hard. Putting an old head on young shoulders has never worked.

14 hours ago, Dave said:

You'll be fuckin' happy when a canine is left to look after you when you're old and frail?

It'd probably make a nice meal out a cunt like you, at least it'll save the undertaker wasting his fuckin' time with your corpse.

Your handler confiscated your coloured pens I see. 
 

Sadistic cock smoker.

BTW, you still haven’t answered my question. Why exactly do you hate dogs?

9 minutes ago, Dave said:

I see another child got murdered by 'man's best friend'.

Maybe the defender of all things canine, Woofles, would like to give his opinion.

I’d rather a world filled with dogs, rather than with beings like you.

What happened to you to turn you into such a cunt I wonder. And why do you hate dogs?  
 

Anyone who hates dogs is just a shit cunt, and you are a blue ribbon example.

11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Keating will go down as the biggest cunt the convicts every elected to their highest office. An arch republican (no real issue with that) he famously and deliberately put his arm around the Queen when her and Phil the Greek rocked up on a visit. Essentially a big mouthed Aussie gobshite who only got the gig because he came across as a fucking yobbo.

As for the nuke sub deal and the general ramping up of military presence from the worlds 3 most civilized nation against the cunt chinks, it sends a clear message that we’re not going to sit back and let the yellow fucks impose their brand of commie police state rules on any cunts who doesn’t want it.

He was the classic champagne socialist. A cunt to the marrow.

22 hours ago, Decimus said:

What do you think about the recent comments Paul Keating has made about China, Southern?

I have to admit I'd never heard of him until reading this article, but he certainly comes across like a grubby little Sinophile more than willing to take a length of yellow log:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/nov/10/throwing-toothpicks-at-the-mountain-paul-keating-says-aukus-submarines-plan-will-have-no-impact-on-china

I have very little time for left wing apologists like this cunt. He drove the country into a “recession we had to have” ( his words) and did very little of note while in office. Appeasement of bullies never works, and as much as I don’t like the god bothering wanker in charge of this place at the moment, he has been a world leader in calling out the chinks for the origin of the virus and other cuntish acts they seem hell  bent on. 
Keating has had his moment in the sun. Shut the fuck up and leave it to relevant folk now.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Or, fuck off to Cobber’s Corner and berate abbos about their personal hygiene, the price of kangaroo rides and the general mess that is Australia…over a breakfast of deep fried iron ore that they’re currently drowning in. The daft cunt.

I don’t think I like your tone. 
 

As a matter of fact, I’m sure I don’t. You are just another mouthy cunt whose idea of overseas trip is a day trip to the Isle of Wight. 

5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Dave baby..why ya goin all green n big letters..makes me wanna not read yer nuggets of wisdom ..

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Because he’s a bright flashing neon fucking idiot, that’s why.

5 hours ago, Roadkill said:

So if that's the case, why do you think they've went absolutely mental when it comes to vaxxing people?

Seems like the best option to me to get it when it's available, but that's just my own personal situation. 

I have noticed how hard they're pushing it though, and I agree kids should be nowhere near the stuff, but what's the end game here? Is it purely government panic, fueled and broadcast by MSM, or is something more sinister going on?

Also, do you reckon it was manufactured?

100% it was manufactured. The chinks were fucking around with gain of function shit with a regular zoophilic virus, and managed to amp it up sufficiently to enhance its transmissive ability so that anyone not involved in the initial manipulation is playing catch up with a different set of parameters to what they are used to.

One thing that has amazed me through all of this, is how many fucking stupid cunts have been hiding in plain sight. One dickhead I spoke to wasn’t going to have the vaccine because he is convinced it is AdBlue. 
How the cunt manages to use a knife and fork is beyond me.

8 hours ago, dave said:

I've told you before, you pointless, southern, shite-hawk, either create something original, interesting and amusing, or fuck off back to mumsnet.

It's no good keep coming on here parroting something that some fuckin' retard with an axe to grind, spunked-up a few weeks ago, it just makes you look like a sad wannabe, trying to ingratiate yourself with the big boys (and they're all fuckin' benders)

Late reply.

Must have taken you a while to find someone with no sense of smell to read it out loud for you.

On 12/10/2021 at 03:51, dave said:

That's the channel of choice for queers, isn't it? (no smoke without fire)

I’m not sure what you are aiming for here, but your bucket of sand is empty, you dog hating trivial waste of space.

Get back to cataloguing your scat collection. Colour font using shouty meaningless cunt.

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I pinched it from his holiness the @Rev. 

Who in turn, pinched it from the hallowed pages of Viz.

On 06/10/2021 at 19:23, Clavo said:

I would not have been out walking at that time or in a situation where a copper would have stopped whilst the fucking lockdown was on. As I have said I am simply surprised by how naive an advertising professional of her age appeared to be.

What a proper Victorian era response. Blame the victim.

You’re even older and stupider that I thought.

Some absolutely top shelf discourse going on here. 
 

It’s like pass the parcel at a spastic society party.

1 hour ago, dave said:

Probably on iPlayer, on their fuckin' iPhone, smug, four-wheel drive, Chelsea tractor, Aldi hoarding, cunts!

Colour font posting, dog shit hoarding fucking waste of time.

Fuck off r-soles you cunt.