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If I'm going to donate again, it'll be on the condition that people stop bumping the fucking Robbie thread.
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The only funny bits have been the footage from Africa.
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Despite numerous warnings of veering away from his allegedly imposed impartiality, this FA Cup-headed indignant cunt always likes to stir up the pot. It's almost like he's trying to distract people from something.
Someone needs to check his hard drive. Although I suspect the password has more weird characters in it than his own family.
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On 08/03/2023 at 07:28, Frank said:
Morning, Nocti. We haven’t spoken in years! R. Williams aside, what’s going on in your tiny mind these days?
Morning! Indeed we haven't! Such is the beauty of court injunctions.
Just got back from a nice sabbatical, so nothing much going on in this tiny mind at the moment, but I'm sure you were about to point that out anyway.
How about yourself Mr Kleftiko? What keeps the demons at bay for you these days?
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28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I'm confused. Are referring to Carl Sway or the dwarfoid looking cunt Williams?
The gurning infinicunt, Robbie "Oh For Fucks Sake" Williams.
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11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:1 hour ago, Decimus said:
Probably the most controversial thing you've ever said on here, and that's saying something.
I'm all for free speech, but this pushes the limits. Anyone that thinks this fucking spastard is anything other than a potential test dummy for nuclear weaponry either pisses sitting down, collects funko pops, or claps when their plane lands. Probably all three.
This shit has also reminded me that he's still alive.
You are a cunt, Carl.
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22 hours ago, Oldmenscumbags said:
Is this one of the corners of the internet that sad old misogynistic men come to wank each other off because society has rejected them? You don't even like each other, you're all beyond pathetic. Coming from a middle aged man who would happily see your brain stem under my boot. Not a lefty liberal, just find your incel behaviour unbecoming. I have never been more assured in life I am better than a group of people. But you lot are walking advertisements for abortion. Go kill yourselves and your family line just to be sure, if any woman was stupid enough to winningly let you pro create, otherwise euthanise your rape babies.
Rattled.
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Good riddance to the spherical fuck-ugly lumberjill as well. She can relax for a while until her next bit of work when they inevitably remake Don't Look Now.
Weird little fat cunt.
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35 minutes ago, Frank said:
Play this at 0.25x for a David Lynch short film.
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I see that poundland Alan Partridge, Richard "Fucking" Madeley has apologised live on TV this morning for referring to this lisping fat chutter as "he" during an interview.
It really is a fucking circus isn't it? These wankers are basically playing 'the floor is lava', then throwing a spastic fit when someone just casually walks through the room. Then twats like Madeley are apologising for doing it. It's fucking mental.
At least the slab-cracking chutney hunter is getting the attention he so desperately craves.
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51 minutes ago, Neil said:
Not sure about this yet. Not been mad on anything since Dead End Kings. It's better than City Burials though.
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Lads, lets save the vitriol for Sam. I have a feeling we could push him over the edge here, and if he googles his name along with "abomination" "piesexual" "milk tray" and "Baron Harkonen cunt" this could be the first thing that comes up.
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This warbling spunk-chugging ham planet is edging dangerously close to Robbie and Lenny territory.
The humane thing at this point would be to put the ugly piesexual cunt down. But that would imply that they'd be able to pick him up in the first place.
An utter fucking disgrace and no mistake.
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9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
@nocti will be incandescent at the omission of a certain cheeky chappie from Stoke.
To be honest, I always assume that the cunt just goes without saying in all these lists. He's like the UK qualifying for Eurovision.
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15 hours ago, Wolfie said:
The headline for the organ donor news story has had the cerebrally-challenged quisling types foaming at the mouth about institutional racism; until they read the article and realise it's actually their own fucking fault. I don't suppose organs are too useful when they're littered with stab wounds anyway.
I also love how in this article, they make a big deal of how such a small percentage of the UK population is black for once, but then you click back to their main page or watch a BBC programme and you'd think you accidentally fired up a fucking VPN from Ghana.
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I wonder if this halfwit eagle-shagging belmer was eating a tuna jacket potato as well. Fucking idiot.
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Seeing as we've now realised borders are just a man-made concept constructed due to colonialism and white supremacy, don't these simply belong anywhere at all? Not to mention, it would reduce any potential carbon footprint to just leave them where the fuck they are.
They're a pile of shit anyway.
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"The lads" should drown their sorrows after that, whilst also retaining some good old festive spirit.
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Just now, ProfB said:
You need help.
You could hold the saucer for him?
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1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
There’s one on that dancing programme that Mrs Cnut watches. I hate the programme and will happily sit in the garden in the rain to avoid it. I do, however, insist that she calls me in to watch when the stunted midget freak does her ‘dance.’ It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The poor little pint-sized Cunt thinks she’s normal, acceptable and people appreciate her dancing talent. The reality is, she’s a modern day Victorian freak show, hurled around the stage for comedic effect. I reckon Mengele treated them better. She’ll doubtless win if she announces her Dad fucked her and she’s now fond of nibbling minge.
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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Did anybody else get a nostalgic twinge when they read the title of this nomination?
”I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was 12… Jimmy Page didn’t actually write it ‘til he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.”
- Vim Fuego.
Absolutely. That's exactly where my mind went as well.
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Cheers for this, I almost went a month without wishing he was dead.
Has his remarkably unfunny side-cunt "Comedy Dave" got cancer yet?
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2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:
I KNEW this was only a matter of time...
"My [ancestors'] history did not start with slavery. Black people have been in this country since Roman times, if not before."
This is either pure ignorance, or a blatant lie. It's true that Africans came here back then, but because it is documented that they came from Mauretania, these stupid cunts assume they mean the modern African country of Mauritania.
Actually, Mauretania was a roman province stretching across present-day Algeria/Morocco. Its inhabitants in those days were Berbers, who are of a more Mediterranean complexion, and are actually considered white by all means.
These fucking idiots who mix these two up, and also believe African is synonymous with black, are mainly responsible for maintaining this "diversity built Britain" camel-cockery that pervades the place at the minute. Note that diversity means black people though, not East Asians, Latinos and the like. Don't even get me started on the myths surrounding Windrush and its reasons for coming here.
Decs got it spot on above. You could teach black history of the UK all year round by making them read the same short paragraph every morning off the back of a postage stamp.
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38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Chewblacka
Mace Dindu
Pop 'Band' Reunions...
in The Corner
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The Spearitt boiler looks like she'd be shouting last orders at some shithole social club before nipping out the back to give one of the glass collectors a wank behind the wheelie bins.
Bottom right has aged rather nicely. I could've swore she had a touch of the tar brush back in the day though. Regardless, I'd leave her with an arsehole like an easyjet seat pocket.