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54 minutes ago, Decimus said:
With all the absurd events that have occurred in the world, this is bizarrely one of my favourite things to have ever happened. It always cracks me up when I think about it, the fucking stupid cunt.
If I end up with alzheimers, I hope it's one of the last remaining memories I'm left with. At least then I can chuckle away when I'm wondering who the fuck my wife and kids are.
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19 minutes ago, scotty said:
"I saw a pair of legs sticking out from under the car, wearing dark coloured bottoms and trainers."
Brian Harvey as fuck.
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5 hours ago, Neil said:
Bloodied Stool Rouge with a background of Felched Grey bordered with a hue of Red Helmet
How is the job at Dulux going, Neil?
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What gets me is that it's just the same sports but with amputees and belmers doing them. They could at least come up with new and interesting shit to make them do.
I propose a 100m walk for the ones with Parkinsons. Start the rattlers off with a breadboard in their hands, put a load of marbles on them, and see how many they've still got on there at the finish line. I'd fucking watch that.
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39 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:
He'll probably turn up for the Ashes in a few months time - either that or when the silver-tongued Lothario once again loses the lady of his dreams and goes all 'Incel' on us compering womankind to a Rolf Harris painting
A katana-wielding My Little Pony enthusiast, a shite talking sheep, and a thunder-cocked hermaphrodite trainspotter notwithstanding, he was one of the oddest little cunts to grace the Corner. In my tenure here at least.
Also, RIP Grumpycunt.
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19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
What do Jewish paedophiles say to their victims? ...
"don't you eat all those fucking sweets!"
"Shall we go over there and screw those kids?"
"Out of what?"
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Clueless ginger fuckwit, from the Sophie Ellis-Bextor school of having a face that looks like that thing from Ice Age clinging to a kite.
If she cares that much, she should take a leaf out of our Miles' book and fuck off over there. Although I do admire her gaul in apologising for her foolishness, by way of posting links so those she offended can donate their money to charities she has chosen. What a cunt.
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1 hour ago, Decimus said:
Why couldn't he have gone to Magaluf and picked up a dose of Chlamydia like any other fucking young lad?
Looking at the cunt, and knowing his name is Miles, I doubt he could handle more than a pint anyway. Especially when they cut his fucking hands off.
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12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
As I've said before, if you suspect your kid might be a wrong'un, buy him an air rifle and a Swiss Army knife for his 11th birthday. If he's shown no interest in a month and seems more interested in 'Love Island' and Rylan Clark's Twitter account... take the little freak out into the back garden and set fire to him.
It's pearls of wisdom like this that make me wonder why your parenting blog was taken down.
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Oh, fucking great. They won't even need the dinghies soon.
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I wonder what the religious types would make of this recent development.
https://www.lawofficer.com/george-floyd-mural-destroyed-by-lightning-strike/
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35 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Isn’t there an age limit for this site?
Good job there isn't an IQ one. It'd be like a pedo's funeral on here.
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1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Which reminds me bally baby..how do ya keep the shite off yer nose unless ya have a tongue like a flip flop
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Wear a mask, obviously.
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The irony of kneeling for them all tournament as well. Ungrateful cunts.
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36 minutes ago, Decimus said:
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton
The monkey was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores
He couldn't sit still
Sheena was a blast baby
But my monkey was ill
We went to play black jack
Kept hittin' 23
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my monkey?
I couldn't be sure
It's not like you've never seen a monkey in rollerblades
And dungarees beforeNow don't test my patience cause we're not about to run
That's a bad-ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun
"My name is Rodriguez" he says with death in his eye
"I've been chasing you for a long time amigos
And now your monkey is gonna die"That's a bit below the fucking belt, Decs!
I'd retaliate with a Lenny Henry quote if I wasn't so sure googling him would inadvertently flash up images of the ugly walrus-shagging cunt. I'm not quite in the mood for incandescent rage at the minute.
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Nothing surprises me anymore. You only have to look a few years back at the sugar tax, and lisping semen-hoarder Jamie Oliver getting involved with making school meals healthier; only for Adele to get hounded and virtually "cancelled" a few years later on social media just for losing weight, which is fat-shaming, or body racist. Fuck knows, I struggle to keep up.
Then look at all the recent advertising campaigns for underwear companies, containing slab-cracking ham planets who would be lucky to survive to see their wage packet hit the bank, let alone see it go out again on krispy kremes.
Usually, the oppressed aim to get as far away from their oppressors as possible. Not here, evidently. They fucking love every minute of it, the cunts.
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There's something about this insipid harridan that makes me want to dropkick her in the Adam's apple and suplex her into her parent's urns.
Charmless and talentless cunt that looks like Jim Henson's interpretation of ET on chemotherapy.
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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:
Oh well, at least he's not black.
Well, you still could be half right.
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Baws may correct me, but I don't think I've seen so much drama unfold within ten posts before.
Anyway, the ban is just. I suspect he may have been a homosexual.
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9 minutes ago, Joker said:
Should've been a crack-pipe and an Uzi (if they wanted to be true to life)
Something like this?
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Meanwhile, down under, they are taking steps to block teaching critical race theory in their national curriculum.
I wonder which of these routes we will end up going down?
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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:
Zyklon cum sluts 3
SS Bukkake arse rape
Fuhrer fists kike dikes
Rattys DVD collection…
23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:Babes Of Belsen
Treblinka Totty
Saucy Sobibor
You can get most of these on Auschflix now. Ask Ratty nicely and he'll give you his login.
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Well, it didn't take long...
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I don't think it will stay untouched for long.
Johanna Konta
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A worthy contender indeed, although the plastic equine cunt is partly responsible for the woke-wave ripping through the comedy climate over here, the priggish fucking canuck. I'd give her a Simon Weston makeover with a blowtorch, then thump a breezeblock up her shitter.