I fucking warned you lot.

If you saw the picture without context, you'd be forgiven for thinking that Iggy Pop had landed the starring role in a George A Romero film remake.

Quite ironic that it's for mental health. I've developed PTSD after seeing that. Rough as fuck and no mistake. 

So, a face that looks like it's been used to test out the durability of scouring pads, and now as it turns out, a fanny like a kicked-in bait box.

She'll be unlikely to get a fuck out of me at this rate.

I thought this said "Benzos In Space" at first, which is infinitely more exciting in its concept than what will actually be happening.

I hope the cunts blow up.

2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Cecil Rhodes was a cunt and so are these lecturers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57422751

Cecil Rhodes: Oxford lecturers boycott Oriel College over statue decision

Meanwhile...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/06/09/teenager-stabbed-sisters-wembley-park-demon-told-win-lottery/

31 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

The past year has somewhat confirmed black lives appear to matter more when the life in question is either attacked or killed by a white person.

When I see footage of young black men, of a heritage not of this country, killing each other with machetes in our streets and parks, a practice more common among some Third World cesspits of this Earth, it fills me with despair (and rage) to think our governments have allowed this irreversible catastrophe to actually happen. As usual, our mainstream BBC-led media keeps things as low-key as possible, so as not to offend the minority and incite further division.  

London used be among the safest cities in the world, where regular police didn't need to carry guns or Tasers. Now look at the place, with gangs of unemployable black youths involved in violent turf wars, Middle East-borne acid attacks, and the unprecedented brutality of killings at the hands of people like the Russian mafia. There's also a degree of congestion, segregation and general scumminess which didn't previously exist.

Last year, when I saw footage of the destruction of some of our irreplaceable statues during the BLM riots, I immediately thought about the courage and sacrifice of the WW2 generation. Imagine how the very last handful alive must have felt, watching events unfold on their TVs, with our pussy police in full 'riot' gear standing back and doing absolutely nothing. Honestly, how dare these people rip down our heritage and try to conceal our history. I'm all for a Diane Abbott statue, but the country would probably go further into national debt to finance such as undertaking.

With some of Lawrence Fox's recent comments on Twitter, and people like Katie Hopkins still able to voice an opinion (just), people are beginning to come forward and speak the actual truth about what's going on. 

Not forgetting that young lad who worked at the Manchester Arena the night of the 2017 bombing. He said he even saw the man acting suspicious, and blatantly carrying something of concern, but refused to report him in case he was vilified as a racist. You could easily go and find the odd article about it now, but at the time when this kid came forward, the story was buried like a fucking Victorian miscarriage. A few stabbings in parks, and de-platformed monuments later, and we're in an even worse position now. 

People's biggest fear in the current zeitgeist is to be called racist. As soon as that word is spoken, every argument is won, every celebrity is cancelled, and the person spewing it is raised up on a higher moral pedestal than before. A lot of these people don't actually give a fuck about social issues, but they want to look like they have the higher moral ground so they tweet like a fucking spastic as soon as they see a game show on TV with more than 3 white people on it, and the problem is that the media listens. It's turned victimhood into a currency; and when a currency starts to rise in value, expect a lot of counterfeiters. 

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I see the BAFTA's on TV tonight are making sure they tick the ethnic box big style. What the fuck is Life and Rhymes anyhow??

...and it goes on. Pretty much all black winners so far. Who knew?

4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Used in the boozer tonight...cheers Bill...

Remind me not to go to your local if they let you in wearing those.

43 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Speaker of the House of Commons: 'The House calls upon the Prime Minister for his defence strategy' 

Churchill: 'We gotss'ta fight on de beaches, on de landin' grounds, in de fields and in de streets, we shall fight in de hills, we shall neva' surrender brutha.'

Whilst viewing dramatisations of real world events and figures, it is often required that we suspend disbelief for a moment, but I can't see any cunt for one second accepting Churchill as a geordie. 

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Any illegal immigrants who complain should have their fucking throats slit and their bodies chucked in the sea.

What a piss weak fucking country we live in.

With the shit-flinging on either sides constantly being pushed to the extreme, it's refreshing to finally see a bit of calm, balanced common sense.

I'm with Alan Partridge when it comes to this fucking hive, and all the cunts that infest it.

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Big John Holmes had fuck all on Pen DC. It’s enormous.

Apparently an entire building site was recommended counselling after one of them shouted to her "Show us what you piss with!"

11 hours ago, Eddie said:

Diane Abbott had a go early on

shock horror she got it wrong again...

Stupid fucking slab-cracking cunt was apparently seen waving an Israeli flag outside Palletline today.

Going by the mincing, featherweight, puddle-jumping cunts that will no doubt be running them, they should just number the fuckers based on the levels of the Kinsey Scale.

Bearing in mind that, according to a study between both Vanderbilt University and London's Portman Clinic, just under 80% of these wankers end up growing out of their gender dysphoria fantasies, the pandering to this fuckwittery by corporations and media outlets should come with stern consequences, and intention should play a part in these "incidents" too. The announcement was clearly made to make sane passengers feel welcome and comfortable, not to upset one solitary attention-starved doublecunt. 

Let's hope the next transport they end up on is a fucking hearse.

A galling idiosyncracy that is inexplicably reserved for the terminally dull. The cunt would probably play a decent tune if you popped your fingers over the holes made from where he had his lobotomy. 

Call him a cunt and kick his shins in.

Rough as a junkie's carpet, and sounds like a hyena having its cock kicked in. Probably a nice bloke though.

It wouldn't surprise me if these pointy-chinned cunts are rolling out their vaccination program via randomly positioned perfume bottles. Shivering, jellied-meat eating wankers.

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Any thoughts on this European Superleague? Surely as good Europeans people like Harold should be in favour.

Couldn't really give a fuck, but putting Arsenal in there is like getting Bananaman to join The Avengers.

15 hours ago, Rev said:

To be fair, now that the cunt has binned the wig-wam outfit, got her row of fag-end teeth sorted, had her inbred quarter to three bollock-eyes fixed and lost a bit of weight, I'd probably rattle her fucking fillings out before throwing the hoor off a bridge, although she must have a clapper like a fucking horse's collar by now.

Arse it is then. 

I'd love to present this to some quinoa-quaffing cunt who thinks a man holding the door open for a woman is some kind of micro-aggression. I bet their resulting twitter campaign would make sure your piloted Channel 5 series "Into The Fucking Chipper" wouldn't leave the ground, Rev. The ungrateful fucking bastards.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Impressive set of Wally-Jumblatts. I would.

As the Corner's champion of diversity, what do you make of the new Britannia, EC? A bit too shiny for me, personally.

https://www.vogue.co.uk/news/article/britannia-woman-of-colour

1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

The Head sounds like a bit of a cunt to me .

More cunting, less twatting.

7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Just AIDS and a horrendous prolapse, I'm afraid.

To most of us, "the usual, please" would refer to a beverage, or perhaps a certain item on a takeaway menu. To that depraved cunt, it's a few stitches in the arse and a top-up lobotomy.

The thing is, she didn't even say it. She reposted a screenshot of some fitness blog saying it. You could argue it's the same in essence, but that detail being absent from virtually every media source reporting it really flicks my fucking nuts.

If cunts could fly, you'd be squadron leader. A sack of shit and no mistake.