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This is usual Muslim practises too, not like those ghastly fucked-up extremists they want no association with.

They're all backwards cunts, the lot of them. I expect the day shall arrive soon when they begin growing gills and crawling back into the oceans.

I think in light of recent events they can be granted immunity. If only for a couple of days.

I like Anal Cunt.

Picnic Of Love is funny as fuck.

Keith you are gay. Just accept it and get on with life.

Looks like his picture was taken down. The last thing we want is for Keith to be gunned down, right? Garrotted maybe...

Brony Cull Rumours Denied

Just watch the shit hit the fan when the radicals " wrong kind of muslim " cleansing process spreads from the middle east ... because it will happen ... and guess who the so called moderate muslim majority will come to for help ?

Don't worry, it turns out we are wrong, and were all along. White people just seem to have a chip on their shoulder.

https://medium.com/@asgharbukhari/charlie-hebdo-this-attack-was-nothing-to-do-with-free-speech-it-was-about-war-26aff1c3e998

All that you get from the "true Muslims" is the fear of Islamaphobia whilst they put their hands up (if they still have both) saying "It wasn't us!". Why don't they show any sign of protest or solidarity with the victims of these attacks, instead of playing themselves off as the victims all the fucking time?

 

Meanwhile another shooting has happened this morning in Paris, in which a female police officer has died, although it's unconfirmed whether or not it's related. One eye witness said one was "of African descent", dressed in black and wearing a bullet proof vest. What the fuck is going on?

Keith, you do know old boy, there are places where someone will suck your dick! Try one out, you cunt.

They're called dreams, Wilko, and I'm sure the multi-chinned twunt has many of those.

The thing is, the more shit like this happens, the more people are running to Muslims to say "we know you're not all like that" vis a vis that 'I'll ride with you' cuntstorm in Australia.

Also, people speak out in droves against Christianity being old hat, and fair enough, but say one thing about Islam and you're a racist. I've heard it at work, and in social circles. It's not racist to criticise a religion for fucks sake.

Maybe asking people if they want to suck your dick is the wrong approach. People can't purse their lips tight enough for yours. Even if they agreed, and it made it past their lips, it would probably end up getting stuck between their teeth anyway.

Regardless, I've not even clicked to play that video Keith. The preview image alone fills me with the fury of a thousand suns. Perhaps you should take all those boxes of painkillers you received off your family at Christmas.

Fucking filthy irrelevant dark age cunts.

Chainsaw?

 

Often, yes, but it depends on what he's eaten. If he hasn't managed to get at the bins again, a power lopper will usually do the trick.

 3) blows away in the wind.

 

Hurricane Katrina wouldn't shift the logs that my brother's Labrador does. He has to pick them up in sections.

I think I might make a yaoi fan-art out of this.

 

Just don't go PMing it to people this time you filthy cunt. 

 

I actually admire Fry, but this seems pretty fucking insidious to me. Note the scrot-shaped line of spots around the little bastard's chin and neck, probably all the nut-butter from having more balls bounce off it than Beckham's boots. Filthy little botters.

Keith you can lose 20lb of ugly fat in an instant - cut your fucking head off!

He does have a katana after all. And more chins than brain cells. He'll probably end up missing.

What the fuck is up with his eyes? The amount the fat cunt weighs is outnumbered only by the amount of degrees in his peripheral vision. 

 

No wonder he's obese though, living in a country where they put energy saving bulbs in their fridges. I didn't know you had family over there Keith. You fucking tosser.

Rheumatoid arthritis. Not a good name for a band.

 

Perhaps a metal band, complete with crazy scrawled logo.

I was wrong about my curry last night. I could shit through a fucking sponge.

Bono alive and well.

Warbling banshee who's been shot over more times than Baghdad. Twinned with Miss Piggy. 

 

Rot, you vile cunt.

Thought I saw Alan Partridge at first and was about to lose it.

Mars bar used to be bigger than Keef's cock

They still are if you count the ones in the tubs of celebrations.

Bono on record today he'll stop playing. Finally.

Hopefully news will come soon of that extending out to vocal duties.

Now then, now then.

Your Dad's is bigger.