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Cunt looks like Rob Brydon after he's just discovered an unguarded sheep pen. Never once have i seen him without a cheesy shit-eating grin on his fuck-rough mug.

 

I'd love to roundhouse him off a cliff.

Posted in the wrong thread, although whilst i'm here, this trout-faced split arse can go and relax on a judas cradle whilst being fed marbles. Rancid cunt of a woman.

Scratch that, I've got my cunts mixed up here i reckon. Easily fucking done with that many of 'em about.

Is this the fat cunt that got a shag off Emma Noble years back, or am I thinking of a very similar malodorous salad-dodging twat?

I'll watch through the window, fumbling away for something in my pockets.

Edit: Double posted.

A fantastic argument for post-birth abortion.

I wonder if they'll manage to remove his head from his arse during all this surgery. Loathsome fucking cunt of a person.

Please put more consideration into the suicidal thoughts that must plague your mind every night when the poppers bottle is empty. Cunt.

A fucking travesty of a "supergroup". I hope their tour bus goes off a cliff. Despicable cunts.

I'm referring to the depressing state of my workplace of course. My home is much happier. No tree at all. Just me and Arinda Baz-Lijah and the little bombers.

I've seen the box ours is in, right in the corner of the room. I know they want it up soon, the cunts. However, some fucking brainless shit house forgot when they got it out, I'm in for the weekend (like a twat). If it wouldn't rise the estrogen up to unfathomable levels, I'd probably burn the cunt in the box incinerator. Might just piss on it to make it stink so much that they do it themselves.

Saying that, the clueless lifewasters will probably buy a new one. Fucking stuck. Cheers for reminding me KC you triplecunt.

The pathetic rambling of a nerd who thinks he is a comedian. Probably the saddest pile of shite i have ever read on here. Get a life for fucks sake.

You're a cunt Judge.

I must say, your breasts are coming along nicely.

At least nobody died from cardiac arrest or pulmonary edema as it's the norm at these very popular orgies for the elderly, called " 50 Shades of Old Grey".

 

True that. Although when someone says that they had a stroke, it could mean fucking anything.

APPROVAL NEEDED

 

"Eh up we've got an alcoholic here..."

At your age grumps, just be thankful you didn't get your viagra mixed up with your steradent.

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth! 

Evidently.

Ever thought of channeling this energy into something more beneficial to the site? Like self-immolation?

: Paul Foot ( Mullet Cunt)

That bloke is one almighty clusterfuck of a cunt. I'm assuming you didn't twat him one, in which case I admire your restraint. A fucking hideous prick whose mum must have conceived him when using a sewer rat as a dildo. Scruffy, revolting cunt.

Do you want to suck my dick Frank?

Now Frank don't be too hasty here mate. It might be worth considering taking one for the team. Who knows, he might just shut the fuck up.

Absolute garbage written about the french being surrender monkeys. Read military history about the battles in both World Wars that involved French troops and visit the war memorials and see how many frenchmen died bravely.  I have nothing for or against the French personally but to listen to uneducated twats slag off French soldiers is just not on.

 

No doubt I'll get some pithy comment about the above but I frankly don't give a fuck.

 

A fair point. I think the stereotype comes from them having many more wars where they have surrendered rather than lost fighting "bravely" (or foolishly perhaps).  This makes for an interesting read: http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp

 

I still stand by my post about them being an arrogant shoal of cunts though.

Double toilet.

 

I'm honoured, although i'd prefer those little gimp pictures you usually post.

OK I'm sorry, you win, I concede, I give up, I surrender, no more, have mercy, leave me alone.
 

Pardon my French.

The biggest cunt i've ever met is Quentin Wilson, ex-presenter of Top Gear and Fifth Gear. What an utter waste of spunk. He has an otherwordly arrogance and shit-eating smugness for someone with pretty much fuck all going for them. Biggest fuckwit in the world, hands down, which is where his hands usually are when blokes are queuing up to hang out the back of him, the fucking poof cunt.