Earl of Punkape

9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I’m considering doing a nomination entitled “Cunts That Deliberately Misspell Written English To Try And Convey A Stupid Accent”. What do you think?

How’s your mental health during Lockdown Ape?

I think you have been deteriorating recently...

On 26/09/2020 at 20:34, King Billy said:

I’m going to napalm your house.

Reported for threats..

Expect a ban and the Police.

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Didn’t expect you to turn up on this thread. What was it about the title that caught your interest?

Lukewarm Gnome tosses bisexual Gnu.

lol.

25 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

I don’t care...they can just fuck off.

Lovely gorilla bums transgender gnome.

lol.

16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Let’s get Trump before the Gays...

Lesbian Giraffe to bum Greta...

lol.

3 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

I think that would only be fair, the normal ones are fine its the mincing rylan alan carr types that need a good beating to sort them out. Or yes, a zyklon B shower session. 

Let’s get Trump before the Gays...

On 08/01/2021 at 14:02, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

The mrs has just received an email from her employer saying that they have sent them a poster to print out to display in your front window, in support of the LGBTG crowd, they can all fuck off I'm not flying a flag supporting people with mental health issues. Attention seeking cuntards. 

LGTBG

Loads of Gays to be gassed?

10 minutes ago, Goober said:

Seems to be a lot of talk about impeachment (didn't they try that already?) or 25th amendment removal of Trump. Whilst there will be some kind of response, I can't see either happening or the point of it now. What does seem to be clear is that Trump has dug a hole so deep this time he won't be crawling out of it any time soon. He's definitely completely fucked his chances of reelection in 4 years.

I enjoyed seeing a huge Confederate flag being carried through the Congressional building..... one in the eye for the BLM protestors who’s murderous rampage and vandalism is mostly responsible for the current political powder keg in the States.

34 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Serve the lunatic wanker with the 25th amendment, and get him the fuck out of the White House. Unhinged, narcissistic lunatic who doesn’t give a fuck about anything or anyone but himself. An utter disgrace.

The Democrats fiddled the vote whilst you fiddle with your goat 🐐

lol.

2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

There is sycophancy and there is sycophancy. But this...

Happy New Year peasant...

On 24/10/2016 at 11:42, luke swarm said:

they have refused to take your Bin again haven't they Buggers.

You must separate the paper and cardboard away from your Tena piss liners......how would you like it... having to pick up and tip a plastic box full of rancid urine, blood soaked and diseased ridden, week old liners eh...I don't fucking blame them,  

Whatever happened to Mr Swarm ?

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

You in your plusfours for a start.

I wear plus twos you ignorant peasant.

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

What about the cast of 'The Black and White Minstrel Show?" Or as you know it, Pornhub?

Faggot.

You trans cross-dressing racist lavatory cleaner...

lol.

On 04/01/2021 at 22:34, Decimus said:

I've just read the article and seen the photo of him dressed up in a Nazi SS uniform. As a non-sensitive, mentally stable man, I'm not particularly offended by this. What does offend me is the double standards of fat fucking face Morgan. He had the audacity to suggest that Justin Trudeau should resign over a decades old photo of him in black face, yet conveniently forgets dressing up in a uniform that generates untold hurt and anger for millions of people. Is it any wonder that he defended Paul Hollywood when he similarly dressed up in the outfit of an SS commando.

How the fuck isn't this shit being plastered over every newspaper's front page?

The cast of “allo allo” wore Nazi uniforms....what exactly is wrong with with fancy dress?

Cretin.

55 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

And my" clap becuase i haven't threatened to stab my apprentice yet this year " idea got about as much attention, it should have done, he's a fucking nuisance 

Clap for those who commit adultery...

4 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

One of my sisters is working on the covid ward and I don't think she's overly taken with it either, its bullshit. 

Are you a black person ?

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

A new Danish children's programme has caused international uproar. 'John Dillermand' is a slap stick stop animation show about a man with a giant snake-like penis and the escapades said knob gets him into. 

It comes as no surprise at all that a kiddies show about a bloke who can't control his cock was produced by DR, the Danish version of the BBC. It would appear that state broadcasters around the world are full of twisted, fucking deviants.

How long until BBC2 puts out 'Wallace and Gromit and The Curse of the Rampant Rabbit'?

Jesus fucking wept.

What a strange subject to highlight....

Perhaps a touch of Stockholm syndrome here...

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Fuck off.

Hello trans-person.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt.

Aniseed Dodds is a munter..

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

She’s rented a small section of it out to SONY Films. They’re about to start filming the story of the Thai football team who got trapped for weeks in the underground cavern. The director said that the unexplained white deposits are indistinguishable from the stalagtites and stalagmites in the real cave. 

Are you a Goober an item?

Goober to confirm shortly...

lol.

34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He took a lot verbal because he married a lady of colour. But "The man don't give a fuck".

You're welcome 

Evenin luv...

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Reported for paedo inferences.

You're on thin fucking ice.

I’ll bet you’re currently with an anorexic male prostitute...

Just now, King Billy said:

Yes, yes and yes. 

Glad to be of help sausage swallower.

 

Good evening slimeball...

2 minutes ago, Goober said:

Better to have a passion for a sport and your local team rather than black men's arseholes. Fuck off. 

I’ll bet you have a picture of Graham le Saux on your bedroom ceiling...and Justin Fashanu monogrammed onto your duvet...

lol.

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Same goes for Jill.

Did you employ any masseuses called Jill and did you ask for a birth certificate or rip it up?

Answer the question pimp.