Earl of Punkape

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

He might have become one of those new fangled non gander specific weirdos. Most of the people he associates with are French after all, so he is very likely to have been infected with some disgusting poofy or mental disease.

As opposed to a massage parlour owner who distributes venereal diseases and AIDS and lives of those earnings...

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Extremely lower class if you can't even spell it. Clark's with no 'e', you fucking moron. 2/10, must try harder.

I wear Church’s or Lobbs.

Fuck off.

9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

To be fair I was born in a shoebox on the M1 is mildly entertaining but dragging your sad bereavement onto the site and then making far fetched comparisons with the present day population is just a bit off key. On the face of it the war generation seems to have been tougher because of their more rough and ready environment and upbringing. But todays generations have a heap load more stress from different areas to deal with that was unknown then. I feel sorry for your loss but please do try to maintain a degree of perspective. 

Was it a Clarke’s shoebox?

Very lower-middle class...

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You only have to see paintings of the Hapsburgs to see what centuries of inbreeding does.

Or the pug section at Crufts..

32 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Fred West was a Catholic, so was Joseph Fritzl and Charles II of Spain. There is a clear pattern of inbreeding in Catholic families.

Both Fred West and Fritzl were insane and their activities were non-attributable to any religious leanings

You are another imbecile of limited IQ who will be back in public lavatories speading AIDS when restrictions are lifted..

lol.

39 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Mainly as a result of rape. 

So mass family rapes within the confines of marriage?

You complete fucking imbecile.

6 minutes ago, Cockyroach said:

 

 

Sounds like Father's Day round the Fritzl household.

No you’re all wrong.

It’s called marriage.

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's now a new trophy in Rugby Union 'The rainbow trophy". Fuck knows what that's about. 

That will be the “women’s” rugby league lesbian brigade..

1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Because you can't reproduce from the arsehole. Good plan.

Explain why Catholics have large families then shitlips..

Cunt.

3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Just the way they play it at your exclusive “club”. Fucking idiot.

If you came anywhere near my club you would be fed into the industrial mower and your mince would be left out for crows, gulls and weasels.

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

 

 

Please try and summarise your drivel into a single post, you verbose scum-cunt.

You massive wanker...is this the best nomination you can muster?

You gigantic bellend.

4 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Thankfully we'll never know. But I don't doubt you've got an arsehole that would make Peter Tatchell wince.

Just now, Goober said:

Won't be long before the WPBSA jump on a bandwagon and change the cue ball to black and the other balls to red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. 

More likely all pink balls...Strap-ons for cues and excreta in all the pockets...

11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Is there a "What the fuck?" or even a "Who gives a fuck?" thread this could have been posted on instead? FlidSpack perhaps?

Another dreadful nomination from our resident idiot who has become a full blown imbecile...

10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I know about croquet but I had forgotten how to spell it.

I have a huge mallet.

Please move this nomination to the Open Corner and immediate obscurity.

7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Absolute wankers. I’d like to feed them through a series of rotating knives.

Fuck off.
 

What on earth is this nom?

Lazy posting with no information to make an informed opinion.

Utter bollocks Ape.

5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Eugenics!

Nice one man!

Another Dr Mengele breaks cover...

18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Indeed punkers, but how does one eliminate them? Any sane government would start dosing infertility drugs into Greggs or KFC and its not like they'll be missed- most are unemployed or do jobs a trained hybrid could.

On a more serious point, the problems associated with climate change and the destruction of planet earth are all down to too many people. With half the worlds population there'd be half the pollution, plastic, water use, land in agriculture, amount of commercial fishing and deforestation. Financial incentives for smaller families, big ones for no children at all, an absolute limit of 2 shit kids per fanny (followed by compulsory sterilization) and massive financial penalties for more- the extra kid receives no free healthcare or education. Fuck hum rights, its that that's fucking over the planet for everybody else.

I know this goes against your supposed catholic doctrine to flood the world with more and more cunts, but I know you wouldn't hesitate for a second to vaporize the morlocks of this world. 

Malthus wasn't a cunt 

You want to eliminate them?

Nazi scum.

3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Indeed punkers, but how does one eliminate them? Any sane government would start dosing infertility drugs into Greggs or KFC and its not like they'll be missed- most are unemployed or do jobs a trained hybrid could.

On a more serious point, the problems associated with climate change and the destruction of planet earth are all down to too many people. With half the worlds population there'd be half the pollution, plastic, water use, land in agriculture, amount of commercial fishing and deforestation. Financial incentives for smaller families, big ones for no children at all, an absolute limit of 2 shit kids per fanny (followed by compulsory sterilization) and massive financial penalties for more- the extra kid receives no free healthcare or education. Fuck hum rights, its that that's fucking over the planet for everybody else.

I know this goes against your supposed catholic doctrine to flood the world with more and more cunts, but I know you wouldn't hesitate for a second to vaporize the morlocks of this world. 

Malthus wasn't a cunt 

I would like to see Catholic public school education for all.

All problems would be solved in no time.

5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

It's just be made public the chinks and yanks have be working on monkey-human hybrids so hopefully in the few generations most humans with be reduced to the grunting squat lower classes as depicted in Huxley's classic, Brave New World. They can then all be fitted with tiny explosive devises in their brains so can be illuminated when they no longer become useful  

The Morlocks are represented in today’s society by football supporters,council estates dwellers and cunts who shop at pound shops.

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I bet you'd love to climb the social ladder to lower middle class. Instead you're stuck on the lower rungs of society, looking up with envy at the rest of us. And we're looking down at you and laughing. And pointing. 

Good evening under class traveller scum.

7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

What about crown green bowling?

Crown green bowling is for lower middle class arseholes.

Croquet is excellent.

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

He’s just putting his feelers out,  the cockroach limbed cunt. 

I bet you used ferrets in your massage parlour....

lol.

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I know that despite his ‘class-based’ denials, Punko’s invariably close to bullseye’s most days.

Darts is a proletarian social activity played by obese,alcoholic men and their tattooed slags.

26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Well, that's me told

You struggle with authority because you’re from the wrong social class.....rather like the Air Raid Warden in Dad’s Army.

lol.