Earl of Punkape

If the Russians and Putin were to drop a nuke on the UK and it landed on Liverpool…..few tears would be shed for the treacherous scum in their ghastly hovels next to the river Mersey. From booing our national anthem to robbing their own dead at Hillsborough these scurrilous wretches are now hosting an international perverts festival. 
An unsavoury and bizarre preview was shown on TV yesterday and 90% of those interviewed were sodomites, Transosdomites and/or HIV carriers as were the interviewers.

Let’s be clear…the majority of the contestants will be here to commit gross indecency as often and with as many other perverts as they can. If that means spreading HIV and a myriad of other STDs so much the better. The people of Liverpool are happily facilitating this festival of filth to tick the diversity boxes of their socio-Stalinesque local government twats and MP’s

Jurgen Klopp is a cunt.

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

@Shitpipe Sid Fuck off Saucepants you thick, obvious cunt.

You need to sort yourself out Octopus face..

5 hours ago, Eddie said:

This bag of shit has stated that the royal balcony was terribly white.

News flash, Europeans are white, the RF have European heritage therefore white, the Japanese royal family are terribly East Asian etc, this is the real world.

Unlike the media ‘pretend’ world, where every family is interracial, every villain is white and every judge, detective, high flyer is black.

Bridgeton the tv show she is in, set in the 1800’s regency period yet the cast is half black. 
 

fuck right off. 
 

All though initially made to feel welcome by some, Megan Markle was never going to fit in at the top of society not just because of having the wrong bloodline but because she is trailer trash, as are her extended family.

When she last appeared on the Palace balcony she looked like a turd in a packet of Quavers.

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is this the cunt who writes for the Graudian? If it is he was on Jeremy Whine this morning and he said that the black gospel singers who performed at the shitfest last night were black but weren't black enough because they weren't singing gospel songs. 

If the whole of the royal family were black, some of these fuckwits would still complain.

Were any of the Black and White Minstrels travelling folk ?

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

The stupid cunt couldn't even get her face on a jar of jam.

Golly.

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

“Nicole?”

Sherzinger ?

4 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said:

The problem with the RF is that QE2 was holding it all together. With her gone, it may only be a matter of time before we have a presidency foisted upon us. Andrew, Harry, Charles? All have skeletons in their closets and it does not bode well for the future.

Skeletons in cupboards?

Are you a relative of Fred West ?

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

@Earl of Punkape answer the fucking question.

 

You follow the Stonewall agenda….

Very worrying and perverse.  
 

Expect a knock on the door Mungbean….

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Let's not also forgot that @anddefended both of these dirty cunts, and also @Earl of Punkape when he got booted last year for his disgusting comments.

Prince Andrew the innocent…

try chasing after Savile or Cyril Smith you silly mong..

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

See the French water crisis thread for my question to punkers 

Theres no way he’ll be able to justify he comments, the vile cunt 

God bless Prince Andrew….Falklands Hero…

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Good evening punters

How many black men did you find in your bed this morning?

You obviously sponor Stonewall because you’re perverse…

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

🎶Rule Ireland. Ireland rules the waves. Britain will never ever be the same again.🎶

‘’Come on now Mick. Stop that fucking singing. You’ve shit your pants again and been sick all down the front of your tank top. it’s time to go home now.’

You’re now part of the EEC and their totally unhinged open border policy for Islamic nutters and more Middle Eastern Islamic nutters with semi-deranged Islamic nutters.

23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Christ you’re fucking stupid

Good evening flotsam…

lol.

13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Christ you’re fucking stupid

You are flotsam at the finish…

Saluad…

10 minutes ago, Neil said:

Couldn't give a fuck about any of this shit. I feel the monarchy is on its way out,Queenie croaking it was the beginning of the end. I'd start a political party called Apathy UK if I could be arsed.

If you don’t like it here fuck off somewhere where there’s no monarchy…like Afghanistan where you can also interfere with the mountain goats 🐐

18 minutes ago, Decimus said:

They were your words, not mine. How does it feel that I got you locked up for well over a year for saying it? 

I'll tell you how it makes me feel, fucking marvelous.

Lolololol.

But I’m here now and you’re still lower middle class, can’t get into a semi-respectable golf club and you have AIDS….

lol.

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

Didn't you say that you once played golf with Prince Andrew? Is that where you got that famous quote that saw you banned for over a year- "Everyone has slept with someone underage".

Lol 

Fuck off.

Reported.

The Coronation starts today.

Those who oppose it or wish to protest should be deported to Syria, Iran or Iraq.

Get stuffed.

9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Would he need to adapt one of his helicopter remote contols to use his Davros chair?

Indeed…an already disabled Davros in a Dalek wheelchair complete with 007 gyrocopter….

Fame at last for Ape…

2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

He’s once,

Twice,

Three times a dickhead.

Evening Ape.

Tell us about your Tattoos you festering lump of regurgitated Warthog scrotum…

lol.

7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Although, on a positive note at least the sex up the arse would alleviate some of the diarrhoea symptoms.

You could change your name by deed poll to Mr Turd-Compressor……if you haven’t already…

Lol.

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

Yes, God created him by having a shit.

Ape has arrived…..how are you old bean ?

Have you had anymore tattoos done recently?

Why not cover yourself in some homemade napalm and incinerate the old tatts to make way for the new…. You can also become a Davros lookalike…..

lol.

Fuck off.

58 minutes ago, Neil said:

Is to do what your lot do,sex up the arse. The church are masters at it.

 I see you have been seduced by the antics of Stonewall conflating sexual perversion with the the identity of the Church.

Idiot.

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

If I've understood your warped theology correctly, God created measles. God also created you.

God has an awful fucking lot to answer for.

God also gave us the means to create vaccines and to fight against Stonewall and its perverse culture of nihilistic atheism.

26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

If my career was entirely representative, half your mates in the golf club will have had the clap while you shook hands with them. Very fond of runs to Bangkok and Amsterdam, the old Pringle sweater crowd. The other half have probably paid for a few abortions in their time, chasing young skirt round their offices. Yet you mix with such riff raff. Tut tut. 

Worse still you make a habit of getting on your knees, mouth agape, in front of a man in a dress who is no stranger to the GUM clinic. I know of one seminary in the UK that had a higher rate of gonorrhea than a Soho bath house. 

Stinking hypocrite Cunt. 

Pringle ? Mates ?

You sound very lower/middle or working class.

Pringle went from the golf world in the 80’s.

 I’m a member of several Golf clubs that you wouldn’t get into because you’re completely inappropriate.

lol.