Earl of Punkape

You're Frank.

59 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

So, the same as the other lots we've mentioned then... other than the masons...

Don't you mean "shirt lifted"...?

I bet its' not just the left trouser leg on a Friday night...

The Duke of Kent would get the same welcoming as anyone else... like this...

Fuck off Frank.

 

His missus, however, when she was a few decades younger would get an entirely different welcome... though she may not appreciate it as much...

Fuck off Frank

The bulk of Free Masons are muttering arseholes with a few self-aggrandising big cheeses at the top. 

The Duke of Kent is hardly a top drawer Royal. I've met Princess Anne at Murrayfield and Prince Andrew through golf. 

The Duke of Kent probably posts on Cuntscorner.

32 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

Come on... that's the best offering he's ever put on here in any of his IDs...

 

Fuck off Frank.

A simple law banning all sexual relationships outside a church marriage should reset the bar and bring a moral dignity back to this country .

Free Masons are very lower-middle class and the organisation is nothing more than a mutual back-slapping outfit purporting to do charitable deeds.

One local butcher cunt in Chesire tried to get his offering back from the Air Ambulance because they wouldn't emblazon his shop name down the side of the helicopter.

He got short shrift.

There was a young man from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

Great tufts of grass shot out of his arse

and his dick was covered in weeds

1 minute ago, MikeD said:

He had a rant on another nom, the background noise one, and said he's fucking off. We're all beneath him but especially me. I don't know how i'll fucking sleep tonight.

Decimus has delusions of "Corner " seniority. 

4 minutes ago, Ape said:

 

 

Three consecutive posts, all of which are utter drivel. You really are a fucking idiot.

You seem to be taking a very keen interest in everything I post.You've done this before.

You are developing unhealthy fixation issues. 

You enjoy my posting but in reality you are psychotic and emphatuated.

Try smoking less Marijuana at the gay massage parlour.

lol

1 hour ago, witheredscrote said:

I am a cunt , I don't mind a good cunting in any way , shape or form. I stumbled across this site purely by accident and straight away knew it was for me. From day 1 I was cunted by Slackers and Detritus in the grandest form and it was a tonic after the shit 2 years I had been through. Insults mean nothing to me , my French side is very used to it !. If the insults are repetitious ignore them. Gary Wilmot

Gary Wilmot ? 

What a stupid chav-like name.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

So LifeHater has been banned for posting what amounted to a staggeringly shit insult, which was about as offensive as an episode of Miranda.

If this is what it's come to then I can't be fucked anymore. If I wanted to swap trite, boring anecdotes with complete strangers, I'd cut my cock off and join the W.I. It seems there's no longer room for any spite, and the site is being watered down to accommodate and promote the posts of a small subsection of it, who are utter fucking bores that would have been slaughtered for being tedious, unintellectual cunts just a couple of months back.

Bill's been fucked off for good, Frank, love him or hate him, actually brought some personality to the site instead of being just another generic non-entity who endlessly repeats the word "cunt", yet he has also been deemed surplus to requirements.

What we're left with is fucking shit. It appears to mostly just be MikeD nominating the first thing that pops into his head inbetween littering other nominations with various lame rehashes of such comedy gems as "I'll get my coat". 

We've had three weeks of the same fucking shit described above with no sign of it abating. PK has only confirmed by his banning of LifeHater that we can just expect more of the same for the foreseeable future. I for one certainly won't be hanging about to bore myself to fucking death reading any more of the God awful fucking dross that's been produced recently and am fucking off forthwith.

He'll come back as gay Frank.

8 hours ago, LifeHater said:

Debt collectors troubling you again Mike?

You must be out on parole.....

drug dealing ?

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Ive never met an estate agent who is not working class. The men tend to be slimy used car salesman type and the females mini-skirted Jorden wannabies. The woman who showed us around the house we bought, turned up in a pink VW, wearing a pink mini dress, pink high heels and the fake tan on her legs looked like it had been applied by a blindfolded plasterer. And when she spoke, her Bermondsey accent made Lorraine Chase sound like Princess Di.

Your house isn't going to be in Kensington or Chelsea is it ?

33 minutes ago, Ape said:

I'd imagine this wet weather has wreaked havoc on the collection of cardboard boxes you call home, Punky. Must be tough; I'm not suprised you're getting agitated by all this talk of class.

I'm fine at the top of the class structure.

Then there's your problems and issues.......... many of which grotesque.

1 minute ago, Ape said:

If ever there was a nom guaranteed to get our resident rich kid fantasist moron typing (badly) away like fury, this is it. What a thoroughly predictable little turd he is!

I happen to be an expert on the British class structure and you are way down the pecking order.... near the bottom.

2 hours ago, Rick_B said:

I'm not embarrassed about being called working class, I was born of working class parents and grandparents. Technically from the job I do I could describe myself as middle class but why should I? I work for a living, I was born working class ergo I am working class. This affliction for everyone claiming to be middle class comes from the US. Note that US politicians always talk of the plight of the middle classes when really they mean working classes.

You can't  work in one of the professions and be working class.

if you were a Doctor, a Judge or a Chartered Accountant and you said you were working class people would think you were a cunt.

Or in your case a chippy cunt.

Face up to it your middle class and that's it. Change your accent and live with it or pack in your job and do some shelf-stacking in a crappy discounter.

Prick.

7 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Really, I thought you was all being replaced by purple bricks dot com. Imagine how thick a person must be to be benefit from an private education only to become an estate agent. 

They contribute hugely.

Your jealousy is thinly disguised.

Are you a gay librarian ?

4 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

No, that's his fantasy...

Modern equivalent of horsetraders, dodgy, thieving, lying cunts who aren't even needed in the first place... no one likes them, no-one wants to associate with them, and certainly no-one wants to be them.... often shirtlifters as well...

Don't know what I'm saying, the epitomy of Punkers actually...

 

Correct your spellunk, and, grammatikals, please, cunt.

Which part Einstein ?

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Really , I though you was an estate agent, a spivs job with no requirement of higher education, very working class.

You show your skewed understanding of the class system.

Most estate agents are middle-class. Some are Upper-middle at the better firms.Most of them have been privately educated.

Privately educated people are rarely working class.

I regard myself as upper-class.

Cunts on here appear to be lower-middle to working class and arn't happy with their lot.

Know your place !

lol.

7 hours ago, MikeD said:

I hope so too but I reckon we'll be in some fucking mess by that time.

ISIS could turn up at Downing Street and say to Cameron, 'Give us the keys or we'll call you a racist' and that gutless fucking public schoolboy poof would hand them over bawling his fucking eyes out and begging them not to hurt him.

I'm sure Jeremy Corbyn would have sorted it all out had he become Prime Minister.

Whats wrong with going to Eton ? It's one of the best schools in the country.

All schools should copy the Public School model.

1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Here is a quote from Winston Churchill in 1899, unabridged version of 

The River War: An Historical Account of the Reconquest of the Soudan.

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. 

A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. 

Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.

Says it all really, times do not change! Not when they are governed by a backward ideology based on a man flying up to heaven on a winged horse!

A man not afraid to speak out or criticise!

Winston Churchill went to Harrow and served in the Army as a cavalry officer.

6 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

Shall I get it installed first or does one do this at the showroom. strange custom but hey ho.    

Buy your own then do it.

1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

what gas mark shall I tell her to set it at Spunky.

By the way.....how the fuck did your landlord let you fit an aga into your tiny little smegma smelling bedsit....very understanding person I must say.

my work here is done nighty night then.

Her ?

Him more likely.

Set high.

4 minutes ago, nocti said:

Fuck off you stupid fucking clueless cunt.

Ditto