Earl of Punkape

25 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Went to this monument to wank yesterday and I really did try to keep an open mind

However, 'Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here yesterday'.

There's the installations, which are by rote, laughable (Exhibit A: monochrome paintings. Have a guess what that involves? A single colour on a canvas you say? Correct! Go to matron for an extra bit of tuck!), simplistic, worthless and ultimately, annoying. But this pales into insignificance when one reads the blurb accompanying them!

Open the thesaurus at 'pretentious' and keep reading!

"Achromes were intended to banish narrative content from his work and explore the concept of ‘nothingness’"

"This tension may be embodied in a coiled energy, or emerge from a careful process of accumulation"

" the concern was with an existential ‘being in the world’, a heightened awareness of the separateness of experience. This sense of isolation implied a questioning of the wider community. In the highly polarised atmosphere of the Cold War, it was a potentially subversive threat to social cohesion"

I understand what these words mean - just not the way they bump up against each other used in the way they are above. Yet millions of pounds are spent indulging the purveyors of this tripe and one is made to feel so pathetically 'outside' the inner circle of chin-stroking wankers that get off on this collective  delusional deception that all of this has any value and meaning.

The cunts would probably enjoy the fact the only emotion I felt after two hours of this shit was intense burning anger.

As a postscript, my family and I walked over the Millennium Bridge to St Pauls Cathedral. There was a service on and, as you may have gathered, I know dick about religion. However, sitting there, listing to the choir and the organ, gazing up into the beautiful dome and the representations that real artists had created to their notion of a greater glory, I would go with this 'art' in a heartbeat over the offal on display a mile away on the South Bank.

St Pauls.

Real art at an appropriate venue.

The modern art world is staffed,bought into and supplied by a self-important woofter cabal. Try selling a modern art painting 2 weeks after you've bought it.You'll be lucky to get 20% of what you've paid for it.

I hope you were suitably impressed enough by your late foray into the church  to consider a vocation as a priest.

You can't blame the Government for excessive rainfall.

Enter the blame culture brigade.

On 03/01/2016 at 5:56 PM, luke swarm said:

yes...as soon we see one of your boring contrived fantasy posts....you have received this advice many many times before but...please just fuck off you tedious arsehole.   

J

Joined later by your wife.....

Your brother and mother performed at a show earlier in the day....,,

30 minutes ago, Decimus said:

That sounds exactly like the type of salacious smut that you read in the readers wives section of Horse & Hounds and then self-abuse yourself to afterwards. 

Keep your filthy Tatler tales of todger titillation to yourself, you filthy, fox murdering fucking faggot.

Oh Dear. Bad day at the dogs ?

On 31 December 2015 at 12:19:45, Decimus said:

Mrs. D, as previously established is a monumental fucking idiot. For quite some time, she had been banging on about going on a double date with a couple of screaming benders from her work place. Employing some of the stronger language I've picked up from CC, I told her in no uncertain terms to fucking do one.

So imagine my fucking suprise one cold December night before Christmas, when I enter my humble abode to find it polluted by the presence of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Christopher Biggins. Apparently they had just "popped in" to drop off some presents. It was obviously a huge coincidence that my cunt of a wife had cooked enough to feed the five thousand, and was dressed up like a pig in fucking lipstick. Double dates are indeed cunts, especially where shit stabbers are included into the bargain. Three fucking hours I had to sit there listening to them guffaw like fucking idiots and then coo over my youngest child, who even as a father, I find more than a little ugly, and certainly don't consider him worth cooing over like some flamboyantly dressed fucking pigeon.

I'll bet you surreptitiously flirted with both puffs and tried to give them a gobble in your potting shed.....

Public School fees are £30,000 a year now before extras.

He should be concerned about that and the implications of having a larger family related to fees.

O

Multiple gender toilet !

1 minute ago, nobgobbler said:

Pile of shit, Frankape.

That's ok Decipus or are you Frank aswell ?

yawn........

1 minute ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

learn how to quote properly you prick.

I shall do exactly as I please.

Do you regard yourself as being in some quasi-authoritarian role on the board ?

Delusions of importance hiding a lengthening period of intellectual and physical impotence.......

2 minutes ago, Ape said:

How would you know this? Is there something you need to tell us Spunky?

One of my golfing friends is a Psychiatrist. Several of his monthly surgeries cover sexual-psychiatric problems and he has many transgender patients. Most of them are working class but not exclusively. A lot seem to be civil servants .One is a dentist who remains married to his wife and plays golf ! (not at my fucking club).

One of his patients dresses in ladies ball gowns and then throws custard pies and fruit flans at his wife for arousal purposes........

3 hours ago, luke swarm said:

This is that horrible hag who got caught out fiddling her expenses whilst she was the culture secretary.....she made a 30 second apology and thought she was too important to resign.....thankfully she was hounded out. However they always find another post where they can continue to torment us with ideas such as this nonsense

As to this latest bollocks.....well there is an alternative suggestion I would like to make.  

I would issue all these Transgender, Bender and other sexually confused cunts with two ID cards or passports.....One ID where they are in normal mode and can be for travel abroad.........and then they could have another where they are in a dress and in makeup, so can use this in their everyday jobs such as clergyman, the civil service, government ministers, judiciary (think judge) public school teachers etc ......I think this would come closer to the spirit of what is being proposed here. 

As to the question of Todger removal on the NHS.....this should be encouraged as hopefully it would in time eliminate this affliction from the human gene pool.  Everyone's a winner. 

  

There are many more working class transgender people than upper class and public school types.

10 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

Mushroom ketchup.

You can't even spell the the fucking words you're trying, and failing, to impress us with.

I was being kind to you, you probably get Nettos' own brand instead, out of the bins at the back of the shop since your restraiing order doesn't allow you inside..

Steak Tartare.. you unbelievable fuckwit.

Fuck off Frank.

 

 

Mushroom Ketchup went out with Camp coffee and tea cosies.

Although I suspect you might be vey cosy being very camp

Dingthedog and Decimus are obviously the same persons.

1 hour ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

Mushroom ketchup.

You can't even spell the the fucking words you're trying, and failing, to impress us with.

I was being kind to you, you probably get Nettos' own brand instead, out of the bins at the back of the shop since your restraiing order doesn't allow you inside..

Steak Tartare.. you unbelievable fuckwit.

Fuck off Frank.

 

 

Mushroom Ketchup went out with Camp coffee and tea cosies.

Although I suspect you might be vey cosy being very camp.

lol.

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

My brother in law has baked beans with a roast dinner, truly a savage.

That's the equivalent of gourmet paedophilia.

15 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said:

Bollocks. Roast beef should be eaten with Yorkshire pudding and gravy, not that poofy shit.

You should try real homemade  Horseradish sauce.It's a palatial wonder with a searing heat and a deep musky earthiness.

It's the straightest of all sauces.

11 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

Only a true peasant fuckwit like you would make so many elementary mistakes.

What kind of ketchup?  Mushroom ketchup goes rather well with a good steak... or do you think ketchup only comes in red?

Ketchup is another generic name for a sauce, not just the Tesco Value Tomato Ketchup that you spread on your crisp sandwiches....

Same as rhubarb... which is all that cunt above seems to talk... rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb

A truly Hobsonian Choice...

You put Ketchup on steak.....

a true culinary moron.

And Tesco .....oh dear 

You probably think Steak Tartare.

is something you say goodbye to.

9 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

Cunt.

Peasant.

I'll bet you put Ketchup on your Roast Beef.

The best...

Roast beef must be eaten with Horseradish sauce.(As well as a good English mustard)

Some cunts buy their horseradish in jars from supermarkets.This inferior "gay" product lacks pungentcy and strength.

The homemade version which takes only minutes is infinitely superior and has a wonderful depth.

Fresh Horseradish can be found easily at a good fruit and veg merchant but not if you live in a shithole. 

Instructions....

Grate whoresradish into a bowl.

Add a good squeeze of lemon juice.

Add a half teaspoon of caster sugar.

Add a teaspoon of Moutade de Meaux (gourmet French mustard) or powdered English mustard.

Fold all ingredients with love and passion whilst singing a vulgar sea-shanty.

Add double cream or creme freche or a combination of both to a sauce consistency.Leave to stand for an hour before serving for melongement.

Season with sea salt, black and grey pepper.

Serve with your roast beef,ham or freshly caught Mackerel if you happen to be in N.Wales. 

Please donate a jar to your local prostitute who always seem grateful to learn about the better things in life.

Perhaps knighthoods should be given to black people who have done well in the drugs trade and doing " discos" .

or most of Moss Side in Manchester.

56 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

Doesn't matter, they'd all rake your wizened cadaver with AK-47 rounds in the name of Allah... and me...

Maybe even a few RPG-7s if we're lucky...

Not all the Syrians are fighting for Allah.

Try a bit of research Dingblobby.

lol.

Barbara Windsor was married to Ronnie Knight an obnoxious London villain.Indeed she she spent most of her time with low-lifes and the paedophile Kray nonces.