Earl of Punkape

25 minutes ago, Ape said:

Or even "they" were in Syria??

What part of Syria and under whose control? 

4 hours ago, luke swarm said:

maybe we should try resettling them in Manchester.........I think once they see the horrendous conditions there and meet the uneducated. unevolved, Neanderthal indigenous cunts....they will soon see sense and begin to make plans to return to their homeland.

I liked the Syrians who were sent to the Isle of Bute.A total shithole without even a decent golf course.

They now have to deal with freezing cold temperatures, Itinerant Glaswegian nutters,minimum wage fisheries jobs and plagues of Mosquitos 7months of the year. 

I'd rather be in Syria.....

Damascus. 

3 hours ago, luke swarm said:

maybe we should try resettling them in Manchester.........I think once they see the horrendous conditions there and meet the uneducated. unevolved, Neanderthal indigenous cunts....they will soon see sense and begin to make plans to return to their homeland.

I liked the Syrians who were sent to the Isle of Bute.A total shithole without even a decent golf course.

They now have to deal with freezing cold temperatures, Itinerant Glaswegian nutters,minimum wage fisheries jobs and plagues of Mosquitos 7months of the year. 

I'd rather be in Syria.....

22 hours ago, Gurt said:

You I'm sure it was without child until you came into contact with it. Are you related to the Parker-Bowles?

1 hour ago, witheredscrote said:

Stupid cunt. Golf , a game played by irons with irons. Stupid cunts , end of.

My irons are forged by the Callaway company.

i've met Eli Callaway and played golf with his son Nick at the National on Long Island.

Neither bat for the Furnish side.

4 minutes ago, Properkhunt said:

On the downside, you would have to clean your own range rover.

Not at Trump Aberdeen.

If you stay in one of the lodges they valet clean it !

My Range Rover was gleaming inside ant out afterwards.

lol  lol.

I've played all the Trump courses in Britain and they are all fantastic.

The newest course just north of Aberdeen is fabulous.He's doing a lot of work on the Turnberrry course and hotel which was a gem before and Trump Ireland at Doonbeg is a marvel.

 I like Donald Trump.He's an American version of Nigel Farage and makes the populous get their thinking in perspective even if his own is occasionally muddled. 

Wouldn't it be nice to shut our borders here for a while or be more selective about who stays permanently. After all you wouldn't just ask  anybody into your home,feed them and let them do as they please.

On 27 December 2015 at 21:07:26, southerncunt said:

As by far the biggest wanker here, Quince is the one to listen to when it comes to rampant self abuse.

 

My advice to you is to vote conservative and to become a practicing Catholic.

You can buy perfectly good sportswear from Harrods and Harvey Nichols .

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I am, and it's a good job that some of us still adhere to socialist principles, otherwise, without your publically funded JSA, how else would you pay for your Horse and Hound subscription? Besides rampant, chargeable glory hole banditry that is?

You should join the conservatives and become a catholic.

Would you like to meet Ann Widdecombe ?

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

No scholarships at the local state school with a 27% A-C five GCSE pass rate that I went to. The difference between you and I is natural talent, I could have been educated in a barn and I would have still walked out at the end of it with more qualifications and intelligence than you. You didn't go to university if I recall?

Well I wasn't going to go Oxford or Cambridge and after Medicine, law and Engineering and proper Sciences at a serious Red Brick University there aren't any degrees or university's worth bothering with.

I spent 4 years at Agricultural College and played serious amateur Rugby. 

On the other hand I could have got a crappy degree in Oriental Mungbean Studies from some Socialist University Shithole like Sussex or Aston.

Are you a communist?

1 hour ago, Gurt said:

You I'm sure it was without child until you came into contact with it. Are you related to the Parker-Bowles?

1 minute ago, witheredscrote said:

Well Slackers why don't you nom something ?. Your last nom was on the 16th and relating to Ponce Wales , how fucking interesting. If it were for the likes of you admin. would have more wanking time. You are well past your 'use by' date . Just fuck off  you boring repetitious cunt.

Is your scotum withered and if so how badly ? How did this come about?  Is your manhood withered too?  Do any of the aforementioned work anymore?

Are you hopeful?

5 minutes ago, Gurt said:

That explains your mother.

In what way ?

1 minute ago, Gurt said:

I think not. You are obviously new money just like him. What prep school did you go to?

I went to 2 private prep schools none of which I would reveal on here.

1780 is probably new money so you're definitely correct there.Ancestors of mine made money in the slave trade and plantations in Jamaica ,Monserrat and Antigua.They subsequently bought land in Cheshire and Shropshire and farmed.

4 minutes ago, MikeD said:

Or number 7. That's got to be them taking the fucking piss!

I have nothing whatsoever to do with Frank and he's the wrong socio-economic grouping.

Those involved in the bus and rail industry should go back to wearing hats and smarten themselves up a lot. They should take a leaf from the airlines and take a pride in their uniforms instead of looking like scruffy cunts.

7 minutes ago, MikeD said:

Sikh and ye shall find......

TAXI!!!!

No it was a Sikh and he had a pregnant camel with him!

12 minutes ago, deebom said:

I don't see how liking cock is radical in any way. You're certainly not radical are you now?

It not against the law but It's immoral unless you're a woman.

Do you get your moral compass from the BBC or the Government ? Or the proper moral arbitration service?

19 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

So what are you saying....that hats are cunts or that hats are for cunts.....or is it a purely arbitrary matter hats are cunts but some hats are actually ok when you get to know them.

What are your feelings about Turbans......cunts or not cunts. You see it opens up a whole minefield of questions....Hardhats, Judgewigs, pope hats, Burberry chavcunt baseball hats.

Is Eddie your Gardener?

       

 

    

I would like to see the return of the bowler hat. A symbol authority and learning.

A turban is fine. I recently met a Sikh in Edinburgh who had a turban in tartan and he spoke perfect English with a Connery twang. A fine fellow.

i wouldn't wear a turban myself.........

4 minutes ago, Gurt said:

Great! You're back.... Where is my service revolver ?....

Hopefully pointing at your temple.

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I can understand why your school was choccablock with faggots, you're allegedly privately educated. But what the fuck were working class students doing there? You've been telling us porkies havent' you, Frank? Fucking twat

We had some new money types at school but they were soon "encouraged" to speak properly. Some working class children won scholarships but they were bright enough to realise they wouldn't be working class in the future.

Did your " skool" offer any scolarships?

11 minutes ago, deebom said:

That's because the vast majority of people in the country are working class you fucking tard. I understand that as well as conditioning you to faggotry, they teach you to repress it, so are unable to admit that you touch bottoms. It's ok, we all know. You can be yourself here Punkape, you dirty, repressed bandit.

The vast majority of people in this country see themselves as middle class. That's why we have a Tory majority and it will get bigger as Corbyn slowly disintegrates the Labour Party.

Most Gay people will gradually go into deradicalisation programmes and become straight again.

This revolting horror who perverted music and created discordant rackets will be missed by few. His drug dealer will have lost high volume turnover.

The gay TV and radio media are only to willing to give drug abusing "musicians " access to millions who then squander and  glamourise drug abuse.

Just now, deebom said:

You lying cunt. There isn't a British public schoolboy on the planet that finds women attractive.

The whole purpose of the public school system is to take normal little boys and turn then into immoral puffs.

The vast majority of poofs are working class.There were a couple at  my school and one became a very successful dress designer but we were much more expert at bullying.

Whipping juniors with holly bushes and burning them on hot radiators was a favourite.