Earl of Punkape

1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said:

You have some fire in your belly this evening spunky...and some jizz in your mouth no doubt.

Fuck off.

You’re about as interesting as a mouldy watermelon 🍉.

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Only for his collapsed sphincter 

I suspect you crap out of all orifices..

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I guess we're connected by shared experience then. Do you attend support groups?

I wasn’t abused but I enjoyed the bullying….

Just now, Jake The Muss said:

Couldn't give a fisting fuck about old bag Lizzie, anyone who regards living men and women as subjects can fuck right off.

 

Jake the big thick thug with a lisp and dysentery.

Just now, King Billy said:

In the filthy mens toilets at ‘The Big Bamboo’ beach bar, probably.

Actually we had sugar plantations and were involved in the Government.

Just now, Wolfie said:

Are you black?

No but my family did very well in Jamaica.

24 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Punkers attended Gayfriars.

You were in a sexual relationship with Ian Paisley’s brother’s goat 🐐 

lol.

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

One of several private schools were the acronym ‘R.E.’ stands for ‘rectal evisceration.’ Lol.

It’s not a school you desperately thick wanker.

Obviously a Sun or Mirror reader…..if literate…

lol.

2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Will you be celebrating the  old bags Jubilee ?

You obviously won’t be exposing yourself…

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You do know that Cirencester has produce the most poofters and sexual deviants than any other school in the UK? So it's no surprise you went there, you grotty little pervert. 

It’s also produced a huge number of land agents and experts in land registry which prevent traveller scum from doing as they please..

Fuck off.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Greyfriars.

So you were abused by elderly members of the clergy…

lol.

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

South London comprehensive. Bigger IQ than yours. Lol lol

You may well have a bigger IQ but I have a whopper which more than compensates…

lol.

On 28/05/2022 at 00:32, Jake The Muss said:

Two wings of the same bird Eric, and the cunting thing can't fly.

“Jake the Chipolata”

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This is written on the shower wall at Liverpool polytechnic where you went to school, isn't it?

I went to Cirencester actually.

Presumably you’re self-educated?

1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:

Because the grassing little bender will give you AIDS.

HGV=HIV

lol.

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Nope, just a critical assessment of your dismal comeback.

The only thing that continues to smart is your gerbil filled arsehole. Make me laugh or pack up your shit and fuck off, you boring, one-trick, little fucking tit .

Still smarting…..

lol.

Watch out when Punkape’s about!

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Thank fuck for that, you've usually got an opinion on everything, like a fat pub bore holding court in a flat roof pub.

Less is more, especially when you're an idiotic, Kike shit-cunt with a big mouth and a little brain.

I see from the Open corner you are still smarting from the ban I instigated for you many months ago.

Perhaps you should get some treatment in an appropriate clinic where your other “issues” can be dissected and assuaged.

31 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Then why respond? Get back to writing movie reviews for Mencap Monthly, shitcunt.

He should use some of his modelling glue to glue his gormless face to the fast lane of the motorway and await a good splattering…

4 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

The F14 was a bit far fetched but was right for a larger-than-life film like Top Gun. I thought the in-cockpit scenes were very good as the actors, Cruise in particular, were actually pulling some g’s. I’ll freely admit to loving the original, so all the little links back to it made me smile, with some making me fill up and bit and others laugh out loud. Just thought it was a very well made and completely absorbing film that is already firmly installed in my list of favourites. Will doubtless go and see it again at Cheltenham Imax.

It’s like the Flight of the Phoenix listening to you commenting about fighter jets when your limited knowledge is about model aeroplanes you ridiculous wanker.

3 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

Have you ever driven an HGV or are you afraid it might be too complicated for somebody who cleans the toilets at his local golf club?

My friend’s wife and her daughter both have HGV licenses for equitation activities.

So basically anyone can pass the test.

If you went anywhere near a horse you would probably try to play with it’s genitalia….

lol.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Would you like to buy a container load of freshly suffocated refugees?

Only an HGV driver could manage to suffocate his “passengers” ….loose his bonus and get 25 years to top a days work off….

Thick as rhinoceros shit.

They’re better at beating up prostitutes.

1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:

Don't associate me with your bender's disease. Has your African boyfriend been deported back to Rwanda yet?

It must be nice to be in the same industry as Peter Sutcliffe……were you acquainted?

59 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

From the Catholic cunt whose church is riddled with raving sodomites. What does Roops' rectum taste like, you fucking weasel?

Hello Trucker.

HGV = HIV

lol.

38 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The only judge I know is a kike one, who uses gender neutral pronouns such as 'they' because its maggot can't be detected by any known scientific means.

I play golf with several Judges at my various elite golf clubs.

You would be excluded from joining any of these clubs because of your poor social standing and obsession with sodomy.

18 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Punkers, do you think you comeback to these hallowed pages has been a success so far?

It can’t be any worse than your sorry presence here…

Buy a harpoon then harpoon yourself at home.