White Cunt

Applies to some GPs in small towns. A form of compensation for not going the distance in the medical field.

I asked a pair of lezzas that very same question snatch. Never did get a straight answer.

With respect, they don't quite look like men. They are the Cheesy Wotsit men.

Why don't you have a few beers before you drive and relax a bit. You'll be less concerned with fog light glare and let these idiots drive off.
Don't get pissed obviously but have a couple.
Chill out.

I see the Punk is again peddling his own alcoholic habits to normal people.

I agree london, that wasn't a criticism. I'd give her a fierce one too if I had the chance, but precisely nothing appeared in the press about it.
On a side note, can any of the wimmin on here enlighten me as to how the scarecrow-haired buffoon seems able to shag any female within shouting distance? This is beyond my comprehension, I cannot imagine how any bird could possibly find him attractive.

It may be the case of mercy fucks. I mean just look at David Blunket.
All politicians are fucking ugly. Can you think of an attractive one?

I'm sure I saw Keith the other day queuing at the sperm bank. It could yet happen.

He was queuing at the food bank. Mother left him at home all alone with an empty fridge.

Never any fucking witches around when you need them!

Just like birds - they migrate for the winter. Comes the hunting season, I will be replacing my stocks.

Although freedom of press (if there ever was such), is pretty much gone for good, all the shit spilling through the internet is very hard to contain. The cunts are busy fixing cracks in the pavement, while sliding into a sinkhole. Fucking brill.

Dangerous ice everywhere, the ProfB mobile was today covered in mud - shite was flying off tractor tyres onto me wagon. Shite & slop everywhere.  
 
I hate cuntbreed Jan sale - why would I want to buy Christmas cards at half price?  Soo weird. M&S had mini Xmas trees at half price? Do they think the public don’t know what time of year it is? CUNTS.  
 
If me wagon ain’t covered in ice, it’s covered in mud - soo annoying,
 
I like when we have an heatwave & the ‘red top’ noowspapers say “Britain sizzles” - I love sizzlingly.   

These sales are horrible and depressing. They feel like an extended Christmas hangover. You can't wear the fucking tree and decorations, like you would if you bought some winter clothes in sale. Especially in this damp, cold weather, they get worn ninety percent of the time.
 
Soo warm, the Summer of Love is on its way!  

It's at this time of year that people really feel the loss of the Church of England abandoning its policy of burning papists.

Sadly, burning of people on religious grounds has been replaced with winter fuel allowance for pensioners.

No tits on Page 3 of the Sun any more, but cunts on every other page still.

That would be The Daily Telegraph.

I wouldn't worry about it. There are a lot more cunts in the real world.

Perhaps you haven't looked in the mirror recently, Brony. You do look like a fat cunt lesbian. But not necessarily a butch one. See? Could be worse.

Does it work well with alcohol? I can't just give up drinking,you know.

This nom is as depressing as the one on cancer. Now I am going to need some Prozac.

She will attract another ugly, waddling bitch. As I said earlier, it's not over yet.

Apparently there's a Vanessa Feltz who's claiming to be 44 available

 

She is size. 44

They are part of Yankee Cuntmart group. What do you expect? Brains and customer service? Courtesy?
The staff are now being trained on how to make it to the loo and back under an hour, without soiling themselves.

It's Wales for you.

I don't know if those fat, short, ugly bitches are strong. More like thick.

They are a strange fruit, indeed. I have often wondered, how such niche breed had survived evolution.
Perhaps one ugly cunt is attracted to another by their genetic telescopic beer googles. Or maybe it is the smell. I don't fucking know. And I don't know anyone who has the answer.

The judge was too busy planning his evening meal.

I was rather hoping for Punkape to pick it up. And add some fine and dandy crap, as usual.

The judge was too busy planning his evening meal.

Sensible foundation garments are the way forward.

Do they also offer good gut support?

When I was in the queue for cocks, God must have thought I said socks, and given me two of them.

So do you wear bra-like shorts?

Napkins have one redeeming feature, they are a more feasible tool for punk to use to hang himself than a serviette.

He is too thick to work it out. Just give him a ready-made noose, hanging from a tree. With a bit of luck, he may just hang himself.