White Cunt

Of course, all the trimmings. And use the head cloth as a napkin.

It may need strong bleach beforehand.

I have an uncle that only buys items in the past expiry bin.  If the bread shows signs of mold, the cut just rims it off an toasts it.  He only buys pints and quarts of milk, so it doesn't completely go off.  Dented tins on fruit and veg, damaged items, the lot.  The cunt is worth 1.3 million, and he shops at pound stores. 

Clearly, he gets off when it's off.

Not as good as it used to be.

 

Thank you Keith. I will play it to my constipated guests at Christmas. It should clear the house in a tick.

i've just about had it with the cuntery of  "out of the box thinking " ... "blue sky ideas" ... "ring fencing" and all the numerous other turd end buzz words -  the only relief this morning was sitting right at the back of the room  day dreaming up cc responses to this management crapfest.

and yes .. you guessed it - "ring fencing" came top of the list !

Shite-speak is the foundation of extensive droning. It goes well with sweaty armpits, bad breath and a washable suit.

Here in the Yorkshire Wolds we are more likely to be killed by an infected duck. Which is a cunt because we usually have duck for our christmas dinner. I'd be willing to serve up a well roasted terrorist instead though. 

Will all the trimmings?

I used to go out with a bird with great big tits who would let me suck stuff off of them - fuck all to do with Yoghurt -  just thought I'd say like.

Tits  - milk - yoghurt.

Freudian slip.

Just ignore it Card, this cunt is being deliberately provocative for the sake of it and doesn't believe in the shit he espouses. You're a decent, rational humanist and this fuck is either a wind up merchant, or a brainwashed delusional twat.

Or both.

I second that. 230,000 immigrant mothers had babies last year in the UK. Its just been taken too far. British identity is being given away. Disgraceful.

Have the babies got numbers on their arms? If not we should take steps...

Open borders and the great multi cultural experiment, Blair's legacy. We are all fucked!

And no fucking exit plan.

Send in Emerdale and East Enders folk in. They will blow their fucking heads off in no time.

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Who?

Translation, please?

I remember our cubmaster, used to jack off in his tent every night with his torch on, reading Tit Bits as visual stimulation, unaware of the stark silhouette relection we all viwed, the cunt. We set light to it one night, unfortunately he escaped, but all his kit was furnaced - happy child hood memories1

You should have recorded it, were it possible.

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What?

Hmm, thick as pigshit teenage girls, with low self-esteem and fuck all morals or sense. Combine this with the Northerners' biological imperative to seek out chips, and the only surprise is that anyone is surprised.

Sounds like you took part, you fucking cunt

This picture makes no sense?

It makes perfect sense. It's Christmas Eve at Brony's house. Please keep up.

 

Posted 05 September 2014 - 09:12 PM

By allowing these cunts to stowaway, is missed opportunity...

All that is required is big fuck-off signpost: "YOUR PASSPORT TO THE FUTURE - THIS WAY TO ENGLAND" at the

entrance of the Channel Tunnel.

Let the cunts flock through like sheep and once they are 200 yards from Dover, FLOOD the fucking thing. Then drain and repeat.

 

Agent orange is better

Some blokes get off on this!

Must be difficult on a plane.

At least no cunt's had the bad taste to put up a picture yet.
 

Front arse Cunt Front arse Cunt

Poofs as pansies?

poncie thin fuckers who are so prim and proper,we'll stick your lettuce leaves up your arse,because I am sticking to my diet of burgers ,chips,haggis,crisps and lard so fuck off

I bet a cunt like you will end up in my local A & E department. Of course you will get the priority, being freshly delivered into cardiac ward for an emergency quad bypass; with your swollen, gangrene-riddled cankles smelling like shit.

Its quite funny you lot trying to make out you're experts on wine when I know you lot will drink fucking anything including a fine bottle of turps mixed with brasso and russian aeroplane fuel.

How do you serve Brasso?

Too right, KC. Ale and hard spirits are the sole province of barbarous Germanic types. Give me a good, full bodied Burgundy any day of the week.

As tasty as it is, burgundy is not full bodied. As a veteran alcoholic, I speak from my experience.

Dipping those cunts in tar and feathers will provide the extra coverage.

Thank you, Nobgobbler.

I am shopping for you now

One bottle of wine might just do it for some continental brain-dead, retarded sippers. Not local people here. I would take the matter up with my MP.