White Cunt

9 hours ago, Decimus said:

Do you want to suck my fucking cock, White Cunt?

That’s a noble if misguided offer, Decs. You must by now be aware of my breathing shortcomings and potential complications of your dick getting stuck between my front teeth. Bring some floss, mate.

11 hours ago, Wolfie said:

There's an obvious irony in the story its author seems to have missed, in as much as Stephen Hawking's name on the 'Immortality Drive' also includes the same DNA which eventually led to his death from an irreversible neurodegenerative disease.   

Indeed. It’s a classic Trojan.

12 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Is this some WEF gameshow and our host is Bond villain klaus schwab.

These wankers are dead serious about it and have been working on the system for a long time. As long as the cunts are stuck in a bio hard drive which can then be fed to the pigs, I am all for it.

https://www.gearrice.com/update/the-hard-drive-of-immortality-is-in-space-and-contains-the-dna-of-the-great-geniuses-of-our-history/

On 03/04/2023 at 22:36, Penny Farthing said:

Fat useless cunts who spend their days and nights on computers, Xboxes or other similar devices playing silly computer games .. they usually still live with their mum even when they are in their 40s and are often so obese that they nead to be removed from their rooms by the fire and rescue services. They often prestnd to have real jobs when they post on internet forums.

I blame the parents. This issue can be easily solved with a new lock and a suitcase.

The cunt has to come out at some point.

56 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You’re a fucking moron, but it’s your lucky day as CNN are currently hiring.

They only hire the right kind of parrot drones to present the “news”, B.  But perhaps Biden’s ice cream needs topping up?

4 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Well like my fucking dirty cunting hole, what do we have here, Audrey Trans cuntgender Hale kills 6 people including 3 kids who had their lives wiped out because of some 28 year old (not a teenager) is suffering from dysphoria.

Then the old worn out prolasped cunt called Madonna holds a benefit concert in support of transgender cunts, maybe she will give the 3 kids a mention as optics is everything right ! When is this wretched cunt going to keel over and do the world a massive favor.

Proper upside down clown world this shit is.

Fucking whore cunt.

https://pitchfork.com/news/madonna-announces-nashville-trans-rights-benefit-concert/#:~:text=Madonna has announced a benefit,and anywhere children are present.

The old mattress is going to stir the shit in Nashville - it’s either a deliberate and well funded Obama operation or the old twat is going senile, swinging SoCal perversions to all unwitting victims.

39 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Attenborough was at his best when showing us the wonders of the natural world when the world was a very big place. However, in this day and age when you can get to virtually any point on the planet within 48 hours, and the internet where every natural phenomenon has been documented and filmed a dozen times, his recent offerings have become irrelevant and samey.

If he’d have made a serious stand regarding the destruction of nature 30 fucking years ago then perhaps we wouldn’t be in the shitty state we are right now. Humans are a plague on the planet, intent on destroying the last patch of wild to the detriment of every living thing, including us. Influential people need to stand up and start saying it as it is.

 

Make it at least eighty.

10 hours ago, Wolfie said:

You leave me in a tricky situation, old foe-come ally: you're clearly an educated man, often providing alternative (and well-researched) links, and I don't doubt you've got a solid job, and while I am truly regretful for continually bullying you for quite some time, because I now believe you to be a very unique punter, you remain among the most excruciatingly boring motherfuckers I engage with – who I also happen to quite like. My situation is a bit like being at a party in your 20s, and all you want to do is chat up the girls, and you get cornered by someone nice-yet-boring... if I ever could find a common interest, and corrupt them with another g&t and a little line, it could be a worthy engagement, however. I'm sure we'd get on just fine over a few pints. I'm a black man (Guinness). And you?       

Good Barolo, not the “baby” re-pressed scats; Peroni 0 alcohol.

9 hours ago, Neil said:

Middle aged men that wear these are cunts,end of.

Could be worse:

5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Hardly Reservoir Dogs... More "Let's go to the pub" than "Let's go to work"

Yep. They look as violent as Sunday lunch.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Fuck bus drivers, they're already vastly overpaid for sitting on their fat arses, driving along special, dedicated, traffic-free bus lanes. and occasionally remembering to stop and press a button to open a door.

If ever anyone had good cause to worry about AI taking their jobs it's this bunch of indolent cunts. 

The job is way below a simple AI algorithm. We might as well DNA sequence a large enough blue bottle operator to do the task with great superiority.

3 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said:

Vodafone's Internet is a right cunt. During the week we switched to it, as it was a bit cheaper. BUT, there's a bit of a catch. You see they employ mandatory adult filters which block all adult themed sites, even those with adult words in the url address, like this one. If you try and access any of these sites it throws up a message 'your connection is not secure'. Which is bollocks because it is, its just their filters in action.

Why not be honest about it you cunts and say we are blocking you from access because we think its a bit naughty.

There was a way round it, I had to go into my local Vodafone store and ask for the adult filters to be taken off, but it was difficult cause there was a really fit woman on duty at the store. I decided to compromise, I didn't ask her to take the filters off, but I engaged her in small talk while I took a discreet photo of her, and had a mind blowing wank over it later.

Later on in the week the landlord of the HMO were I live obviously had the same issue and switched us back.

Good news - no more making do with jizzing over bridal magazines.

Bad news - I've missed all that's been going on here this week. Any news lads?

Explain ‘later’; have you left the shop?

Feíle le lá le Pádrig
 

What’s going on, Panz? It’s in Leprechaun.

16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Paging Eric to the main forum….

Fuck me, if it wasn’t for pointless western handouts the African population would still be at a sustainable level. We’d be no worse off either- The only thing to come out of the Dark continent recently has been bush meat, Ebola and FGM

How things change.
 

Then:

Now:

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I just looked and worked it out. If you fall onto a spike, you rotate down and are pinned against the wall. If you fall through the middle, you can’t get out without skewering yourself. Ingenious but faggoty.   Just have big dogs. 

We have lots of hungry foxes which are not too picky and most definitely not racist. A brown sauce kebab, slightly marinated in KFC gmo is always welcome.

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Any white women in the area should attract most. Failing that, fried chicken and a basketball.

Indeed, a cheap alternative to a scaled up version of plan b:

40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck football. The city of San Francisco, which like football, is for queers, are considering paying ‘Slavery Reparations’ to its ‘African American’ citizens. 
 The proposal includes every white household in the city being forced to contribute $600,000. Each black person would receive a lump sum of 5 million dollars, an annual income of 97 thousand dollars, and be allowed to buy a subsidised house for $1.

This isn’t a joke, this fucking shit is actually being considered. It’ll never happen, but the fact that it’s even being discussed is a fair indication that this species is totally fucked. The apes are in control and within a couple of decades white people will be virtually enslaved by them. Our language and speech is already under their control. So is written history and contemporary media. Only a matter of time before we’re forced to hand over property and personal income to support them.

I may have to prepare some defence around WC Towers, Eric. Man traps may be inadequate as the beasts are enormous. Any recommendations?

Almost there:

https://twitter.com/Creamsickill/status/1635826594647244800?s=20

6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Probably, trust the science.

Maybe mice were involved.

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

YouTube channel Peak Prosperity

Video title….Midazolam Murders………

This cunt Hancock (and many others) need to be held to account for their actions and then swing on the gallows. What do you reckon?

Hancock may be under a bus, but the twat will make a small fortune from selling his “book” to other twats.

22 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Well ain't this some comical shit, a doctor has confirmed contracting covid can shrink your penis permanently (not the injections).

I guess Punky will end up with a fannie if he succombs to this, now shut the cunt up and trust the science.

Fuck off.

https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/doctor-confirms-contracting-covid-can-22735894

Was this bollocks based on a sample of one?

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Unnecessary. Wouldn’t let anyone help him. Layed in his own piss and shit for 24hrs, ended up with a kidney infection. I went in and found him mumbling away. Called an ambulance and they took him in. Dead two days later. Should’ve grabbed his brand new 18v Makita before his shitcunt vulture family got there.

Only a swap for an old one would’ve been a fair game. Call is local socialism.

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

My neighbour had COPD and was completely addicted to his oxygen machine. Wouldn’t leave the house, even if he had 2 spare portable ones with back up batteries. Went mad with it. Wouldn’t leave his chair, started shitting and pissing himself rather than risk moving and possibly dislodging an oxygen hose.

Clearly a nutcase. Someone should make a discreet feed of MDMA and LSD to his tank.

Where are you, Frank? Snowy’s argument is excellent, members would welcome your comment.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Do you wait until the pointless respiratory nurse has finished lecturing you about oxygen toxicity and fucked off before you turn it up to 4.5 again?

I don’t deal with stupid, obese cunts, Eric. For some reason, they tend to steer clear of me; it’s probably due to my inherent racism and “generosity”.