White Cunt

On 30/12/2022 at 21:47, King Billy said:

Come on Doc. I thought you were a bit smarter than to fall for this deep state takedown so quickly. As usual nowadays the MSM are all over this because Tate has had the bollocks to stick his head above the parapet but let’s see what they have to say (nothing 🤔) when this very conveniently timed ‘breaking fake news’ story quickly runs out of clicks and the climate goblin Greta’s Twitter team have called off the hounds.

Funny how they cooked the “offence” around Tate and served it to the masses. I had a laugh.

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I think the 'O' in the name stands for Obese.

Or the two letters are in reverse.

24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've given this a "like", even although I'm not sure it makes any actual sense at all.

As proteins go, it doesn’t get any lower. Especially when fucked by a good dose of radiation.

Simple protein

Proteins that are not attached to any other elements are called simple proteins. Simple proteins consist of only amino acid subunits joined together by a bond. This bond is known as a peptide bond. When simple proteins are broken down by enzymes, they produce only amino acids. The protein that fall into the simple protein category is the simplest of all proteins.

On 17/08/2022 at 22:19, Jake The Muss said:

This snail-eating-smelly-onion cunt has to be one of the biggest lunatics i have ever seen, his feats are amazing to watch but is he off his pie-crust or is he one of the very few people on this planet that just dazzles crowds with his death defying activities. He once fell 15 meters (almost 50 feet) on his head while rock climbing but that never stopped him as he has climbed the world's tallest buildings without any safety equipment.

An enigma Cuntbreed.

 

Considering the avalanche of brown arrivals, every frog should learn the skill and consider it a priority.

1 hour ago, scotty said:

Meaghen Be Knighted ?n

Does illiteracy run in your hermaphroditic unipedal family?

Cretin.

 

 

 

 

That depends on the gamma ray saturation which the colony was exposed to. That is of course based on assumption that they have heads, instead of simple protein receptacles.

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Happy new year Panzy. I’m glad you’re not dead sort of.

They are hard to kill, B. Must be the down to staunch potato diet and no central heating.

5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Hi everyone in strikeland im back after a busy tour of the country..me lips are sore from playing so ill be lookin at a bit rest n relaxation..anyway whose dead..anyone feel they couldn't go on existing in the soon to be economic wasteland that is everything outside of Londonistan or norn iron..lol

Yours

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

What’s the nomination about, Panz? Seems a tad like a pile of shit. Anyway, Happy New Year you old bastard.

On 28/12/2022 at 23:20, The Beast said:

I dunno. I was a bit fussy in my 20's and 30's, then when I hit my 40's a whole lot more of the female race seemed appealing. Now in my 50's everything looks marvellous...... female that is.

Quality control tends to go down as we age, B. It may be down to the weakening eyesight.

11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

In a post-ironic installation worthy of Damien Hirst I'd like to peel off her cold, wrinkly skin, turn it into a kilt, and then wear it on my fucking head while sporting her shrivelled, newly-excised ovaries as earrings.

The fact that she's dead will spoil it a bit, but I will somehow endure that disappointment.

Shocking, B.;this gore production is most out of character. Any particular reason?

22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Weirdo harridan, designing weirdo clothes for weirdo pricks.

Fucking cunts the lot of 'em. 

 

Frank will be devastated. He will have to shift purchases to Balenciaga.

On 29/12/2022 at 20:18, Cunty BigBollox said:

They've included a picture of a prepared turkey, now, the question I want answered is, was the turkey alive or as the picture ready cleaned with giblets removed etc..

The second question we should ask: was the turkey properly basted during intercourse?

On 29/12/2022 at 19:50, Cuntybaws said:

This is far from the worst picture that comes up when searching for smutty poultry-related content. I was particularly impressed with a series entitled "Man fucks hot chick", which I can't reproduce here for obvious reasons.

That’s what a call a healthy relationship.

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I always enjoy the news over Christmas, there’s usually a celebrity death or two to chew on through the Merryneum between the 25/12 and 1/1. Perpetual runners The Queen and Prince Phil are non-entries this year, so who’s going to drop off the perch this year to much general amusement?

I’ll open the bidding at Sir Ian Mckellen, with a fiver each way on Jimmy Carter. 

King Charlie’s beetroot puff anatomy is going off rapidly. Unless he joins the twelve steps club, he is done for.

”I must have been very, very drunk”.

35 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 

How about high profile bribery?

You would have to exterminate the upper classes.

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

If I'm ever feeling depressed at Xmas, I cheer myself up by thinking about all the lonely fat cunts who'll commit suicide over the festive period. 

Feliz Navidad, motherfuckers.

I posit that the pork scratchings’ hoovering cunts will accidentally die by choking on skewered cheese cubes.

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I have been, pretty much dry, for 2 years-ish. I only quit because the hangovers were getting crippling. I could drink loads and not be massively pissed, but end up completely fucked the next day. In contrast to most people I know, who get a lot more drunk than me, on the same amount of alcohol, but they can still function the next day. I’m assuming my body processes alcohol differently, I don’t get as pissed but I suffer more the next day… the whole thing is a ‘lose/lose scenario for me.

Fucking hell, Eric. It’s part and parcel of becoming an old fart, my friend. Be assured that laughing gas can be reliably substituted and achieve the desired effect without the pain.

Merry Christmas! 

PS

Careful when dependent on pumped oxygen…

2 minutes ago, scotty said:

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Dry since 2016. 😢

You do realise, it makes it sound ten times worse? Still…keep up the good work. 
Merry Christmas, you old vamp, S.

On 22/12/2022 at 23:22, scotty said:

I don't know about that Eric, but my Aunty Vi once inadvertently killed a two-year old girl when she mistook the brat for the turkey. It wasn't a pleasant death I'm sorry to say; pork, sage and onion in the abdominal cavity is never a great way to go. 😢 Plus they'd left her stocking for after lunch, so the poor little mite didn't even get her presents.

On a scale of one to ten, how pissed are you now, S? Eighteen?

On 19/12/2022 at 23:10, Snowy said:

On  a scale of drew and bend,how intoxicated are you right now ?

It’s the right time, S, to get totally pissed. The world is fucking perfect then.

22 hours ago, peglegtwo said:

Stated In all sincerity .

 

* Waits for the lynch mob to react *

Ta, Peggy. Have a blind Christmas, you two bob phrase utterer.

All the best in 2023

5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Joke The Muss, you aggressive, pea brain cunt. You epitomise what CC is really all about in my view.  With all sincerity, I hope you have a shite festive season, culminating in your slow, painful demise.

How are your preparations going, Withers? Have you stuffed your goose yet/again/unsuccessfully?

9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

My question is how many Charlies does it take to keep the heating on for fifteen minutes?

Two lines?

D-Rex the third
 

16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The uneducated chavs amongst us who can't afford to heat their homes are clamouring over this tea light-upturned plant pot heater, with devastating results. They seem to quite often generate a bit more heat than planned because they haven't mastered fire and Trumpton has to turn up to give all their household possessions the only wash their ever likely to get just to put the fucking flames out. Thick (cold) cunts. Lol

I’m amazed the genius resolved to this level of technological complexity. Fire on the carpet would do it just fine.

12 hours ago, King Billy said:

Seems like just another attempt by the lefties to distract from the imminent collapse of the German state which they’ve managed to cause without any help from the so called ‘far right’. The far right bogeyman is the default culprit when they need to distract attention from the catastrophe which all their globalist ‘net zero’ and ‘public health’ scams have led to.

I wonder what the truth is; it all smells of rot, somewhere…