Stubby Pecker

If I was a catholic choirboy and had to choose whether to take it up the arse from father o'reilly or shag that fucking horror, I'd be bending over in no time flat. Christ, what a munter.

Post of the day! Top that you cunts

It's all very charming really, watching them all hopeful and full of glee.

He he, yes full of hope. Will they all be so happy when the fuckwit idealist student types they vote in have fucked it all up?

"They are coming for us." "BOMB THEM, bomb them and keep bombing them, bomb them again and again"........ NOT!

Or we could stop all the weapons and food going in and they'd die of starvation and boredom when there's nothing left to shoot or blow up.
And bomb them as well of course

So they've finally murdered the poor jap cunt in predictable fashion. What is it with decapitation? Surely no foreigners should go anyware near that hell on earth from now on, then we could just bomb it till nothing survives.

Anal Beard. Great name for a band ;-)

Great name for a band: cuntbreed, would have to be heavy, satanic death metal

When I was 11 I was followed all around town by an old man who was wearing a navy blue mac and those funny looking shoes that have stick on rubber soles.

How awful for you. What the fuck are you on about?

It is indeed a cunt Stubbs. If I did follow Mohamed out of the water and back to his sun lounger, I'd kick his dhobie rotted arse for allowing nutters to use his name in vain.

How appt. they do Muslim only all women swim session at Gloucester pool, burkas and all!
Slightly off topic.....

Do you believe everything people say Stubby?

How very dare you, I read the Daily Mail you cheeky cunt. I believe every word punkape says, even the stuff that sounds like bullshit

As part of some hideous biological experiment during the 1960s, my parents had sex. I am the spawn of that unholy coupling and if I grow a beard it has gingeresque tones. It's all very well going on about Mengele and other pioneers in eugenics, but this trichologistic abomination is right here, right now.

That blows londos theory about you being a follower of Mohamed out of the water. You get 1000 lashes for a ginge chin warmer in Mecca

You should watch out being a traveller on the Bakerloo line in your religion Abdul, they'd cut your hands off or worse.....

I really don't think ratus is a Muslim londo- he can't grow a proper beard and tricolour ginge one at that. Wouldn't go down well at Friday prayers, they'd think he was MI5...

Tens of thousands of leftist protesters march in Spain. Pie in the sky lefties who promise the world until it all falls to shit, just like it will in Greece. Just write off all that debt? I don't think so, get back on your fucking donkey pedro

Tens of thousands of leftist protesters mac

There are still 47 countries where to speak out against or ridicule religion can have you arrested and in some cases executed. Saudi Arabia will be pushing the UN to make it a worldwide law this year, along with a few others. It isn't just Muslim sensibilities being "protected", but also there are Buddhist and Christian countries with equally harsh laws against blasphemy.

The world will be dragged into the stone age by these fucking cunts with no sense of humour.

What are they scared of? Is their god so weak that it cannot take a little dig from us mere mortals?

It is already in Ireland for fucks sake and that was placed on the statute in 2009 not 1309!

So before I can no longer express my true hatred for sky fairy and spaghetti monster stories, their preachers and ancient fictional works here goes....

Fuck you god, jesus, the pope, mohammed, allah, buddha, any other minor deities and all other power hungry cunts who use superstitious clap trap and peoples inner doubts and fears to control them. Go and royally do one. Fuck off with your delusional claptrap and fuck off telling me what to believe you fucking bunch of cunts.The world would be a more beautiful and peaceful place without you..........I will now take a deep breath and relax.

Thats better.

You hit the nail on the head there old son!

Did you marry into the West family or are you one of them.?

Lol.

So many questions!
What do you think you obnoxious twat? Of course I'm not but obviously the UKs most notorious serial killer rappest cunt made a big impression on you. I'm sure it's what you think about whilst thumbing your asrehole and banging one out.
Have fun selling houses, sorry "playing golf" tomorrow.
Due to my cardiovascular regime my tits are real and pert.

Whereas as your sex life just involves you fingering your own arse whilst wanking in front of a mirror.

To quote spotto "everyone needs a hobby"
Where are you, you old cunt!

I'll bet you're one of Fred West's bastard, inn-bred, fruit picking cretins.
Try eating fresh pasta instead off crap out of a tin.It's cheaper and better for you.
Mongrel.

Thanks for a culinary advice. I am partial to fresh pasta but had it in Monday so twice a week would be daft.
As for Fred west, I did actually meet him when he was working on a neighbours house, lovely bloke.
Your spelling grammar and sentence construction is appalling, definitely "not as good as it used to be"
What school did you go to again?

Cheshire cunt crowd more like, you sausage jockey.

That was too easy londo, but needed to be said

Evening Stubby.
Bad night at the workingmens club ?
Golf for me tomorrow then a party with some of the Cheshire Hunt crowd.
Is that ok with you.?
Enjoy your beans on toast.
Lol.

Spaghetti hoops on toast actually, how cleaver of you.
After 9 hours of work, which I enjoy, and a 30 mile round trip cycle commute the through the frozen wastes of Gloucestershire I don't have much time for anything else.
Enjoy your golf. Is it Xbox or PS2?

I'm a member of 3 exclusive clubs actually....

You're full of shit as well.
Baiting you is easier than calling frank a cunt. Please go off topic and start banging on about "working class scum" again. Most here, sorry hear, are proud their ancestors worked their tits off for their children and grandchildren's future and get most offended when you spout your incoherent class privilege crap, which lets face it is all a figment of your imagination. Last time you got banned for it so have another go.

Peter Hain is one jerk on the panel along with Germaine Greer who appears ad nauseam.

Peter Hain was a prominent anti apartheid figure back in the day so deserves a little respect for that, unless you think making a stand against a racist, fascist regime then run by a bunch of Dutch speaking nazis, many of whom were devout Christians was a bad thing.
Oh and the use of the word jerk betrays your Walter Mitty bullshit once and for all. Exclusive golf club my arse. Or should that be ass? Fucking twat

Vacant pile of shit. Kill yourself.

Truly piss poor effort there frank.
The greeting advice you gave to the snow boarding bell end was much, much better. Up your game you silly old cunt.

Was he not answering my question, credit where its due come on?

Respect to the Noakesy

Fuck me, Brickers, you get a like simply for posting something. Now get stuck in you secretive cunt.

Good work deciman. Luring out bricktop could be you're crowning achievement.

I'm just an average cunt that finds this site very amusing to read

Come on brick top, what gets on you're tits? Who's the biggest cunt punkape or frank? More importantly what imaginative greating will you receive from the afore mentioned franko? (No prizes for guessing)

You sound like a like an hooligan leaping irrationally to the defence of his guilty pal with lies and bluster......

Evening Walter!