Stubby Pecker

I don't know about flags at half mast, but dead Arabs certainly give me a semi!

I propose a CC pilgrimage to Saudi to pay our respects. We could watch a bit of footie, build some snow men, write a blog and bring the WAGS to do the driving. How many lashes is that each?

wow what a bunch of deluded cunts you are, mind you what to expect from a bunch of CUNTS....all truly worthy of being called CUNTS....
luckily at least I have a mate to go away with rather than sit at home in from t of a PC with my hands down my trousers playing with my small cock-surely if yours was a decent size you'd be on fabswingers or out on a Friday night you fucking sick cunts

Oh dear....struck a nerve?
You really should do some research before you jump in head first to CC. That was actually one of franks nicer posts.

Send Andy, he can flog 'em a couple of battleships while he's there.

I think he'd by there for the sex slaves these princes and sheiks inevitably have.

Showing our respect for the ex leader of one of the most oppressive countries (and oil rich) in the world. Makes you proud to be British. I wonder which of our lot they'll send to the funeral at our expense?

What a list of ultra cunts, lots of footie players, but no piers Morgan? The man is a slimy slug worthy of a top 10

Pleece instead of police, every cunting news reader says it, except if its in France or Eire then it's johndom and guardair. In the accent.

He should try the Baptists. They love everyone...... Except me.

We all love you spotto, apart from the cunts who don't

Some of this ISIS shit sounds like it could've been on Brasseye. Fucking unreal.

http://viz.co.uk/curtains-al-qaida/

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I see Danny Dyer just won the national tv award for best Odd Bod lookalike

Dyer is a right royal cockney monkey, Shame on you though gobbie for watching such back slapping, mutual dick sucking shite

I think they can as well, after all they've let Punkape into their ranks.

Colobus satanas a Catholic? Fuck me that explains it- he can talk bollocks about his imaginary life and be the biggest cunt this side of the Persian gulf as long as he says a few Hail Marys all is forgiven. I'm converting tomorrow, rigtht after breakfast and my morning plop!

It's at this time of year that people really feel the loss of the Church of England abandoning its policy of burning papists.

Is it un pc to suggest burning a few Catholics? I would never suggest any other minorities, Catholics can take a joke

You're very special Stubby. Special needs.

Thanks Londo old boy.
My only special need now is to go to bed, but it'll be never mind the bollocks on the way to work.

It's a fair point. This numbers game is so emotive but they practically emptied Poland,Germany France, Austria and Czechoslovakia. They all had quite extensive Jewish populations. What about the 30,000,000 Russians also? All but forgotten now.

I don't want a holiday in the sun...

Group hug!

Hugging sheep in these parts is frowned upon.
We prefer to bum them, sometimes to death. Especially the crumpet obsessed fucking weird ones.

Did someone call?
Seriously guys, come on. You all sound like a right bunch of muppets on this thread.

Tits are the greatest things on earth.
Men's brains are programmed to search out the best pair to feed our offspring. No man can resist, we're too fucking simple. 200,000 years worth of evolution ended by silicone

There have been some very good posts on this debate despite the holocust denying side track.
I don't hate Jews but think Israel, it policies and it unconditional support from the yanks and most of Europe is totally cuntish. Like wise Muslims-no problem with praying to fairies in the sky if that's your bag, however, many parts of the religion is incompatible with our free, mostly atheist democracy-or maybe I've been force fed the media hype about not serving bacon in m&s and beating their daughters for fancying who they like? Maybe if Israel was made to withdraw to its original boarders then their neighbours jihad would sound a bit hollow. They could then try a bit of justice and wealth redistribution in their supper oil rich lands.

I think a load of them live in my neighbour Wee Jock Macgregor's house. All I ever fucking hear bellowed through the walls night and fucking day is "hoots Mon, there's Jews, loose, aboot this hoose."

That is genuinely funny

any SA80 spawn were doomed to be loathed by all. It'll be the same with Simon Cowell. Or God.

The only use for the lsw would be to bludgeon Simon cowell over the head with it. Or perhaps the surplus could be given to the "rebels" in Syria, you know, the nice ones who aren't Isis and want to get rid of asad, there must be a few left? I also notice on the news a bunch of Isis cunts with US made M16s! Supplied by the Saudis no doubt?

I've fired the Minimi, albeit the anathema that was the 7.62 version. I don't know if that helps?

Excellent piece of kit, should of had it years ago instead of the lsw piece of shit.

Uncle Ed milliband loves a Bacon Sarnie, bet he won't land up on the Mount of Olives with Cap'n Bob Maxwell!

I though maxwell was at the bottom of the sea? Will be a big oil slick when this greasy fucker washes up

Netanyahu's brother died in the raid on entebbe

There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply
Oh just remember I don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find us out to lunch

I was whistling this today on the bog how strange

I'm in. Lets build a massive snow man as well.

Without a head mind.

Planet Earth was way better

Anyone fancy a bacon Sarnie and a pint of ale?