Stubby Pecker

Imagine for a moment if reincarnation were true. Would brony still be fat and queer in his new life? Would reincarnated frank be asking us to kill ourselves? Would the reborn Jazz use a more premium art software than windows paint? Would the new judge still be waiting for discounted bakery goods at tesco?
Would any resident of Cheshire come back as anything other than a cunt?

You've just summed up about 50% of the corner in a few lines!

I watched about 20 mins of bad boys last night and it was shit

Slash your wrists you fucking bore.

Such poetry trips off the tongue.

Stubby, you daft cunt.
Stubby, you're a daft cunt.

Nice to be one of the team

What the fuck is an "extravagant calm" ? You're disturbing my world cruise with your shit spelling. Lucky I've got this cocktail in half a coconut to see me through.

Sorry old bean- carry on sailing!
Shit spelling is excellent bait for obnoxious turds

I've no doubt your backside is being pounded by your "mate" at this moment......another lower-middle class fuckwit peasant like yourself.

Go on, slag off the working class, just don't go to far, you know what happened last time....

Farms, exclusive golf clubs, not needing to work but they do. What pathetic sad imaginary lives they must lead.

I didn't know that Stalinist queer apparatnik.
Lol

Walter Colobus Satanas, what a supprise you like top gear. You and clarkson should get on like a house on fire. A pair of bigoted nazi cunts. In my mind you actually look like him-exuding pure cuntishness. I'd like to put you both in a
house and set it on fire.

Yes, Hamas and ISIL are such lovely cuddly people, easily swayed by western liberal values. Daft cunt.

Israel was set up without the consent of any of the neighbouring countries. The only reason it exists and can get away with land grabs and blowing up school children is the Jewish money in US and the military might that easily eclipses all their enemy's put together. That said, they have got balls. When everyone want to wipe you off the map why not blow up Iraqis nuclear reactor in the 80s or bomb Syria last year? whats there to loose? If they had the intel that Iran had the bomb they would take it out immediately- no doubt they're jet and commandos are on permanent stand by to do just that.
Hamas and Isis are products of Israels cuntishness and can never be reasoned with as they've got an endless army of recruits world wide, especially the dumb fucks in comfy Europe who've played to much badge of honour and want to avenge this injustice against their Muslim brothers (who they've never met and don't give fuck about)
The problems there can be solved in several ways: 1. Ebola wipes every cunt in the region out. 2. Iran and Israel nuke each other and everyone inbetween gets wasted too. 3. Natural disaster, preferably a meteor

Morning, Punkape. Another bad day for the North West and humanity in general I see, what with you not dying in your sleep last night. What fantasy will you be regaling us all with today then? How about the one where you are an intelligent, witty, entertaining and heterosexual human being? I've got my own fantasy going on as well. I keep dreaming that Edward VI makes a return from the grave and reinstalls some of his more enlightened policies regarding Catholics. Nothing would please me more than seeing a superstitious, arse burglar like you burning at the stake on a crisp January morning.

First class cunting, you've restored my faith in humanity. Seems old Walter is reviled by every cunt and his dog? Colobus satanas really should consider killing himself, don't care how. At the very least stop spouting his obnoxious bullshit and try making an original post. Or continue his obviously made up elitist tripe and get himself banned again.

Before i begin this tale of woe, despair and rage, i want to make something clear. No doubt some of you smart arses will say public transport is for cunts, and you'd be right. But keep in mind at all times that my fictional Ferrari is in the garage due to seat damage caused by me fucking Keira Knightley like a steam hammer (my thanks to Punkape for lending me one of his more believable fairy tales). So anyway, I turn up at the train station this morning and predictably my train has been cancelled. I've got an hour to kill due to living in the middle of fucking knowhere, so I decide to nip to ASDA for a Mohammed offending Bacon sarnie and a pack of b&h gold. Living in a modern society, albeit in Norfolk, I'm under the impression that we live in a 24/7 age, apart from the sky fairies day of rest on Sunday. So you can imagine my surprise when stood at the kiosk, I'm suddenly barked at by a wizened crone that they "don't open til 8". I talk slowly in order for the no mark cunt to be able to comprehend what I'm saying and ask why. " just cos!". Leaving said cunt behind, I proceed to the cafe. Surely, what with serving brekkie, they'll be willing to take my money? No such fucking luck. "Don't open til 8" is grunted at me again by the sea hag inhabiting a vast amount of space behind the counter. When challenged as to why a 24/7 shop cannot summon the business acumen to serve food at a time when commuters are on the way to work, all I get is a vacant, toothless stare and a mumble that they will have to talk to their manager and get back to me, but he isn't in until 8. Thoroughly fucked off I left in a dignified rage and took my business elsewhere, namely to a Bangladeshi corner shop for a bag of Frazzles and a can of lilt. Fuck you ASDA, and all who fucking sail in you.

Excellent ranting deciman, 100% predictable responses from non entities frank and Walter Colobus satanas. If all you've got is insults please make them funny and original. Better still, post something yourselves and get banned. Again.

War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. I can understand the muslim jonnies getting so irate about us infidels, but killing us ain't gonna do any good, oh no sir, no good at all. Violence begets violence, misery begets misery, money begets money (that's for our Jewish brother reading this), peace begets peace. I choose peace, but if my loved ones were put in danger or faced food shortages or were persecuted and cheated beyond belief, then I would look fucking hot with an AK47 strapped to me.

Wise words poohknee, the last few lines sum up Palestine very well. If I'd had my country nicked and lived under a fascist apartheid state then an RPG and an AK would seem pretty appealing. If the UN could sort this out (make Israel stop being such cunts) then perhaps Muslims would see that depllomacy works better than blowing yourself up, as it did in Northern Ireland

I include Boko Haram in my sweeping statement of earlier, their actions are another contribution to a sea change of public opinion in Europe. Savages.

It's probably inevitable that an atrocity similar to Paris or Mumbai will happen in the uk sooner rather than later- I'm sure plenty have been foiled. When it does public opinion will shift squarely to the anti Muslim camp, even though fundamentalists are a tiny minority. Boko haram take this to the nth degree destroying everything they don't agree with, especially western influence, however, they're happy to use modern weapons to kill and technology to spread their message. It's also worth pointing out that Nigeria has the biggest oil reserves in Africa but remains dirt poor due to chronic corruption. My old man worked there in the early 70s just after the Biafra civil war-an orgy of killing and it seems there still at it.

Ok, it's a fair shout. The word Judaic in itself is inoffensive but when placed in a long list of insults it makes the sentence explicitly anti Semitic. Muzzer? Colloquial for Moslem, not necessarily offensive, depends on context. Rag head.... Doesn't necessarily refer to race or religion. Neither does Sand monkey. From a mods view it pays to point these things out from time to time to stop the site sliding into a position where we are littered with pictures of people with photoshopped noses , sneering at people whose names end in e I n and posting schoolboy insults about people simply because they are Moslems.

Bravo old chap

Right now, more Islamists have died in a shoot out in Belgium. What is the problem with these cunts? They have a blood lust, when they can't find fellow Muslems to slaughter in their own homelands, they turn to the local population of whatever country they happen to be in. They will kill anybody and anything, in the delusion that their 'prophet' sanctions it. They have always been like this, and always will be. Israel and Palestine have nothing to do with it, they're a death cult. They are fuelling a surge in far right politics in Europe which could return us to the thirties, and fuck knows what will happen then.

Death cult, yes, but not on the same scale as boko haram who have literally slaughtered approx 2500 poor cunts in Nigeria. Fucked up.

Philosophical question of the day baws, if belgium disappeared, would anyone else notice?

Probably not, however, there is real posibility Belgium might split into 2 countries-the frenchie bit, the Walloons and the Dutch bit, the Flemish
They don't seem to be butchering each other like a lot if other cunts do

Hi Stubby, if you live in the Cotswolds can you tell me the best up and coming villages in the area? I'm looking for a barn to convert, preferably with ducks and stuff. If there's a local Michelin starred restaurant all the better. Look forward to hearing from you, price is no object.

Sorry londo old bean, no barns left, all occupied by celebrity chefs and their 2 kids, both called Sebastian. Having ducks will get you ostracised by the wanna be county types as its guinea fowl you want-name them all Sebastian. Selling up in London you should be able to afford a one bedroom cottage in Bibury. Hope you like yanks and japs!

The default accent for all weather reports and news should be west country. Then dead french would be even funnier

Sounds like there's a job for me there then old butt.

Nicolas Sarkozy. Say it you cunts! In English! Not nik ohh laas sar coe ziee in a shitty pseudo frog accent! I bet the European news tarts don't put on a cockney or any other British drawl when reporting on events here.

Joey Barton, shite football player and full time cunt, took this all the way when speaking to the press ( in English) after his debut in France. He though because he couldn't speak the lingo he'd pretend he could by being a bit frenchie.

Look North are a bunch of cunts when it comes to accents. Shouldn't these cretins have lost their accents whilst at university? I don't mind it from the weather girls as they're basically Babestation with clouds.

I think it's probably part of the contract so the natives don't think they're southern ponces.
Here in the west it's frowned upon to talk like a yokel on telly-the London types who now inhabit the Cotswolds find it so vulgar. Piss poor weather totty as well.

Tell them they weren't welcome? These pansy, snail snuffling cunts wouldn't say boo to a goose. Although they don't seem to have a problem inflicting fatty liver disease on one.

Cheese eating surrender monkeys. Mind you they've sent an aircraft carrier to the Middle East should they feel the need for some disproportionate revenge.

So the worlds leaders came together in Paris at the weekend to show solidarity. Who was there? The Russians, Turks, Egyptians and Saudis all of whom have no freedom in there press. Criticise the powers that be and fucking stand by. Perhaps the frogs should have told these cunts they weren't welcome in their land of freedom?

Fuck me huw cunting Edwards is at it as I type. Say charley ebdoe you sheep shagging cunt!

For fucks sake, just read the bloody news in your own accent, don't pretend your French when saying a French word. Any major news story from Europe the cunts are at it especially with terrorist crap in Paris.