Stubby Pecker

Great nom ape, nosy eaters really give me the shits.
Worse than that, however are cunts who use napkins instead of serviettes- snobbery of the highest order. I suspect they are Walter Mitty types who make wild claims about golf clubs and other such pointless shite. Colobus satanas is a prime example. Poke him enough times and the silly cunt will get banned again- the mods quite rightly don't put up with class snobbery.

An ITV primetime show, hosted by Paddy McCunt, involving an overexcited studio audience and some orange cunts with teeth bleached whiter than a Klansman's daughter's wedding dress; shite you say? Yes, this truly is the nadir of telly's, relatively short, history. But, if there's one fucking thing the history of TV has taught us, it's this: It is capable of becoming even more inane and insulting to the intelligence. Mark my words: Within the decade a programme like Take Me Out will be made where, ordinary cunts with orange skin and bleached teeth will have to guess Whose Cock Or Cunt Is It? A gaggle of these fucking brain donor fuckwits will be lined up and shown pictures of assorted cocks and cunts-some highly gangrenous. They will then have to match the assorted cocks and cunts to the assorted cocks and cunts stood on the stage. The losers- technically they'll all be losers- have to perform oral sex on the most gangrenous sexual organs on display, whilst the crowd claps along shouting "Suck, suck, suck that cock!!/Lick, lick, lick that cunt!!". The winners get to catch syphilis during a week away. It will be hosted by Joey fucking Essex , with James fucking Corden as his glamorous assistant. The only reason it hasn't been made yet is because ITV need plenty of time to teach Joey fucking Essex how to read.

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This is a classic cc rant proving that the world is going to hell, the sooner the better.

I think we should publicly flog some of the thick twats on this site for the drivel they post. It could take place in Trafalgar Square with the offending idiot strapped to Nelson's column, while the crowd sing 'so fucking what' by the Anti Nowhere League. But who would be the first up, and how many lashes?

Anti Nowhere League!

Well, there we are then.... When in Rome.......

When in Rome.....do as the pope!
Condone child buggery, slavery, global inequality and general cuntishness? And dress like a tit.

So a blogger in Saudi is being given 50 lashes per week until a total of 1000 is reached, for daring to speak his mind and run a liberal website etc.
When will the world take on these inhumane cunts? If we could end our need for their oil and their weapons purchases we could do something more than quiet criticism. Humanity will not progress beyond the stone age with these cunts being allowed to get away with punishments that are against international law. It shows the world just how brutal these religious cunts can get. No creator with any love for its creation would subject its creation to such cruelty. If it does then it is cruel and evil and I want nothing to do with it or its followers
Punishments like this prove that the people in charge of religious law are running scared from truth as you cannot criticise their beliefs. They call the racism card, well I call the delusional megalomaniac card on them.
Utter cunts.

Everybody needs their oil an we sell them billions worth of typhoon fighters-thats why we turn a blind eye and our royals are all pally with their lot. While the masses are kept in line with such religious brutality what do you think the Saudi and other gulf leaders are up to? Drinking, drugging and shagging whoever they like. The cunts are happy to turn a blind eye to all their awful neighbours and the poverty and death there.
Fantastic driving laws though, we have much we can learn from them.

Talentless cunt who won a talent contest according to the great British public. Says it all. Wasn't he denied his set in stone Xmas number one by rage against the machine?
Hope he ends up playing village halls.

It's quite simple. If the cunts don't like our sex, drugs and rock n' roll, then fuck off and live in the caliphate.

Israel is guilty of many a crime in the Middle East. But they are not alone. The other Arab countries in the region bleat about the cause of Palestine all the time. In reality they do fuck all about it.

Don't forget as well that the Islamists are killing Muslims all around the world. The different branches of Islam can't stand each other.

I wish cunts who don't like our culture would piss of to Islamic state-I'd even allow my tax money to go to buying their plane tickets. When the place is full of brain washed hate filled cunts we could then carpet bomb it for a whole month thus creating a nice big lake. It's not going to happen though, there's no free health care, education, freedom to do what you like there so it's better of in the uk.

Why are these cunts prepared to do things like this?
Their belief is so strong because its probably all they've ever known.
Muslim men are forbidden to have sex before marriage, have female friends, drink, they can't even have a wank - its a sin! No wonder they're pissed off! Combine all this built up angst with having to live amongst our culture of sex sells, getting pissed up and general atheism (freedom) amongst the natives and you can see why they think we're infidels destined for hell while they're off to heaven all high and mighty.
Turn on the telly and you'll see the Middle East going to shit. It should be a richest most prosperous place on earth with all that oil but of course it's hoarded by the few, royal families and the like and the average camel jockey still has to herd goats for 15 hours a day with no free health care, education etc and a police force willing to beat the shit out of you on your family at the drop of a hat. They probably, rightly in many cases, blame us the yanks etc for this mess. If I were a Palestinian I'd be fucked off living under a fascist, Apartheid style occupation of those land grabbing Israeli cunts backed by the yanks and probably start lobbing Molotov cocktails at the first opportunity.
Unfortunately we can't just fuck em off like Idi Amin did, but hopefully our intelligence services have got a big list of all the dodgy cunts and where they live. I feel something like the Paris shooting is inevitably going to happen here but there won't be any backlash because all our politicians are to fucking piss weak to take a stand.

Why are these cunts prepared to do things like this? Their belief is so strong because its probably all they've ever known. Also Muslim men are forbidden to have sex before marriage, have female friends, drink, they can't even have a wank its a sin! No wonder they're pissed off! Combine all this built up angst with our culture of sex sells, getting pissed up and general atheism amongst the natives and you can see why they think we're infidels destined for hell while they're off to heaven all high and mighty.
Turn on the telly and you'll see the Middle East going to shit. They probably, rightly in many cases, blame us the yanks etc for this mess. If I were a Palestinian I'd be fucked off living under a fascist, Apartheid style occupation of those land grabbing Israeli cunts backed by the yanks and probably start lobbing Molotov cocktails at the first oppertunity

Unless you've date raped me and I can't remember, I definitely am NOT one of your young student victims who has had an experience with your "old hand". I hope you piss yourself in bed tonight you senile old cunt, whilst the electric blanket is on.

Much better, keep up the good work.

Why the fuck can't any of you stupid cunts quote properly? Stop ripping the piss out of each others' grammar for a moment and learn to click a button. Once.

As for this nom, it's rather self explanatory. I won't complain about getting a headache if I listen to drum and bass full blast whilst headbutting a brick wall, likewise you shouldn't complain about indigestion when consuming the most acidic food and drink possible, you fucking imbecile. You may as well drink battery acid. In fact, I highly recommend it.

After drinking the local scrumpy as a teen, battery acid would be a piece of piss.

You can't express youself properly.
Your grammar,sentence construction and content indicate a fuckwit.
Try reading a decent newspaper instead of eating pickled onions with red wine you ignorant peasant.
Fuck off aswell pleb.

Colobus satanas, this is a forum called cunts corner, if you are really worried about the spelling and grammar of the posts hear then it makes you the real fuckwit. No one else really gives a shit.
Apart from you. Bell end.

Indigestion is a proper cunt and pickled onions are the catalyst- but some cunts got to eat them. Red wine doesn't help neither. I'm going vegan for the new year

Die, you hideous cunt. Fucking immediately.

Come on deciman, don't resort to franks pointless "fuck off cunt" insults. I want some originality!
Requests to drink bleach/acid/petrol whilst smoking etc. are always a winner but they've all been done recently and the cunt hasn't obliged.
I suggest a spot of necrophilia in Sierra Leone then a web cam as he shits, pisses and vomits up his internal organs over the course of a few days.
It could go "viral"

Grand designs is the same- yuppy wankers with two kids called Sebastian and Sebastian, the mother with plans to rear her own farm animals and knit organic yogurt and the dad who exudes latent homosexuality. Or a pair of poofs.

I'm off for a chinkie

Alas, I have drifted into the arena of the unwell. Been shitting myself and shaking all day. Hot then shivering with cold. I have avoided any sort of illness since I had a bout of food poisoning in 1993. Not even had a cold. I feel a right cunt now. My air of invincibility has been reduced to nothing, as has been my supply of arse paper. .

My sympathy on the shitting front, at least you'll be the only cunt to loose weight this Xmas.
Mrs pecker has come down with similar (minus the shits thank fuck) leaving me the last cunt standing when it comes to dealing with the stubblets. Finally relatives have come in useful almost making up for the useless, unwanted shit they got me for Xmas. Again.
Carry on shitting.

I can't say Chipping Sodbury any more, but that is because I have a crack in my top set.

Silly old sodbury more like. Don't go there, go to lower woods instead

Tiddlywink?
How do you address Gok Wan? He's both!

I call it 'doing a McGregor' as he seemed to be on our screens fucking preaching every ten minutes. Nothing like having a multi-millionaire telling you what to do with your money.

That's why bono is one of the biggest cunts of our time. We all do our bit for good causes and have a mortgage to pay, our own kids to feed etc. unlike this oxygen bandit.

that believe it or not was a rant

Damn your balmorality sir, damn you!
I believe Phil the Greek and the ginger one are off to shoot some golden eagles later

The queen reads from a vidiprinter you can see her eyes moving left to right reading it. The speech is written by some pompous fuck and definitly not the queen! What a waste of time. Also scotland is shit. We need to build a big wall and let the Natives turn there thistle growing shithole into a third world country, and then send in snake blisskin to rescue david camerons children

Point in case about this site and why I joined. Funny cunt

Don't kill yourself... whatever you do. Someone out there must love you.

Such touching words from someone whos first communication with me was to gas myself. All I did was nominate a cunt or two, something that this site is all about and the reason I joined. I laugh my tits off at some of the funny cunts on here-long may it continue.

They can indeed fuck off stubbers. This new England has no place for haggis, leeks or Buckfast. England should go it alone, we are what holds the union together and if it wasn't for us the UK would struggle to match the likes of Albania and Slovakia.

50% of Scotland is owned by just over 400 people- the lorded gents, Saudis and Russian gangsters, and the royals of course. All so they can slaughter grouse and deer, subsidised by the tax payer. The only good thing to come out of Scotland the last 10 years is the Jura single malt Santa bringed me. Can't think of anything Welsh.

Your top three should be:

1: Run a hot bath. I realise that your bedsit must have limited supplies, but I promise you won't need much.
2: Say your goodbyes to the maximum of two people you know in the real world. The local parole officer who specialises in sex offender cases and your good friend Jonathan King.

3: Slit your wrists and slowly bleed to death.

4: Take the toaster in with you as well for good measure.