Stubby Pecker

Fuck it, I'm a republican. It used to be a dirty word but I'm out and proud. It is fucking embarrassing that our head of state is unelected, hereditary and German. The upper house of our govt is similarly unelected and packed full of descendants of the Norman conquest. We are one of the most racist and xenophobic countries in Europe, blaming every social Ill on a small foreign minority. Fuck it, let's look at the real oppression. Norman-French and German descendants lording it over us. Well fuck them and anyone who condones their system. This is fucking England, Be proud of it, and yourselves because we are what makes it great.

All hail Decimus, malevolent overlord of the republic of lesser Britain-after you've fucked of the Scots and Welsh I hope. Bagsy prince Charles house after the guillotine?

The cunts out there gun each other down on a daily basis but as soon as one gets killed legitimately every cunt and his dog who's black or a hippy starts crying. Hopefully a black copper will gun down a useless white cunt and we'll see a proportionate response from the rednecks and preppers.

Any excuse to have a riot, went on rampage when another black man was shot by a cop...except CCTV showed he was indeed carrying a gun aimed at the cop. Not so fucking clever now are they.

One less cunt in the world for the price of a bullet. If he hadn't been poncing about with a gun he'd still be alive. There's a lesson there.

Try impaling yourself on some railings have taken loads of sleeping pills first.

Can't wear your Ched Evans replica shirt anymore, thus halfing your wardrobe

You have full access to the cupboard under you kitchen sink though.
Try drinking a bottle of bleach or jacking up on drain cleaner.

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Sorry, no mains gas here

Try impaling yourself on some railings have taken loads of sleeping pills first.

I'd be asleep, Colobus satanus

Ched Evans - firstly, he's called ched which has to makes him a cunt in anyone's book. Hopefully when he starts playing again in some shite provincial lower league someone with kick his fucking knee caps off
Justin Gatling - cheating cunt twice banned but now "clean" dominates 100m. The effects of doping last for years, just look at Lance Armstrong
Kevin pieterson- great player total cunt, starting to throw shit proves he hasn't got any friends

What subject will cause the most outrage?

A combo of Immigration and Muslims is bound to have most cunts hear frothing at the mouth.
Best to stoke the fire and watch em like flies on a turd

thats a good come back. Welcome to cunts corner. You are however a massive cunt and this site will ultimatly be your downfall

I believe "massive cunt" is something to aspire to. Hopefully I can reach my potential, with guidance of course.
As for downfall, I thought it was a good film, very hard to portray adolf as a human and a total cuntoid at the same time but he pulled if off.
Can't be too threaders, cheers Percy

It's "Hear,hear" you thick uneducated cunt.

It worked!
Colobus satanas if I'm not mistaken?

Ear ear

Yer yer, old butt

Here,here

this thread has already been done you cunt. I have boosted it seeing as how you have not searched prior to posting. Please start a good topoc that has not been done. Nothing to contribute?? Then fuck off

Many sincere appologies young Cupid, worth revisiting I think as I'm sure there are cunts who slipped the net. Max Clifford a good nom, profiting on lies and sleaze. Hope he gets arse fucked till his eyes bleed by his celly.
For me it's got to be Piers Morgan a revolting slug of a man who makes my bile rise. I'd pay to watch him die. Slowly

Self explanatory, who displayed the most cuntishness in 2014?
A few suggestions:
Abu Qatada, Rolf Harris, mincing twat Russell Brand, or old fav Piers Morgan.

I think you should join another site to practice posting before making a complete cunt of yourself on here.
I also think you should fuck off aswell.

That's a harsh thing to say to poor Cupid

Can't spell Elton. Does this make me a cunt?

Can't spell Elton. Does this make me a cunt?

The old poofs finally tied the not, so fucking what. It doesn't deserve a bloody bbc reporter to stand outside his Windsor gay palace. Show us some real news cunts, I believe there's something going on in Syria?

Cherie Blair described him as 'The most corrupt man in politics' She should fucking know. He is currently the head of the NSPCC, which just goes to show you exactly what the purpose of the NSPCC is. He is a fucking cunt who needs torturing to death slowly.

Agreed
He must have some real dirt on someone not to be in jail, a photo of Blair sucking him off maybe?
As for the kinnocks they've done pretty well for themselves in Europe. Not bad for the worst failed politician in living memory. Blairs doing a great job in the Middle East, really got the place sorted

Newquay is a shit hole full of vomiting chavs and London types on their hols. Padstow is yuppy heaven for art galleries and over priced rick stein and Jamie Oliver food. I hate these wanker celebrities who can pick and choose where they want to live and spit on the natives, especially in my native Cotswolds, a lovely place now ruined by money and the pricks who've moved there

They certainly have. Driving like a cunt in the forest seems to be the norm.

Got to get home to shag their sisters/cousins/pets/sheep etc

Then why dont Iceland branch out to Ethiopia? We could Send Kerry and Pete out there too.

We should send the fat cunts out to Ethiopia and the poor starving bastards who live there could eat them, thus saving the NHS billions on liposuction and slashing our foreign aid spending.

That'll be a yes then! I'm not far away and work with a number of foresters ol' butt.

I'm not a true native, just an immigrant from over the Severn. Driving like a twat wasn't invented in the forest but they've defiantly perfected it

How bist thee old butt