Hokey Gingers

5 hours ago, Eddie said:

Back on topic, as a hairless weasel of a gimp have you scoured the Wellness  industry for a ccccccuuurrre? 

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that "course" or "coarse" 😁? 

Fine.

Influencers, in particular, the YouTube variety really should study a coarse in video editing before they post a video. The constant chopping of the content drives me barmy with stops cut after every sentence in some cases. It must be a tactic to appeal to the kids and keep their attention span focused but it`s like looking at a strobe light to me. Stop it you cunts.   

It`ll be a good earner for him, £86k plus expenses. Go Cat will probably make an approach as will the Spandex people. I wish he`d lose that fucking hat though, go for something a bit more modern...

I`d love to see this arrogant, cocky cunt have a test throw with one of Ryan Searle`s darts only for it to bounce out and hit him in the eye. The resultant stagger backwards ending in an offstage fall landing on Elton John and his husband who were tragically "standing up for the darts" when this arsehole landed on them crushing the pair of them to death.

Your a cunt Scott Williams.

Good, though a better investment right now is anything made from wood, African wood to be exact. If you turn up to the Antiques Roadshow with a piece of African wood there`s a dapper guy with a cap on who says it`s worth £50k. He, like Frank, just loves to see African wood. Superb.

40 minutes ago, peglegtwo said:

The Nazi's murdered people or put them in concentration camps under inhumane conditions that killed them .The israeli's are now constantly shelling / bombing Gaza to kill as many Palestinians as possible.What is the real difference between them ? I can't figure it out .

Of coarse you cant, your a stupid cunt.

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Tina Turner was a legend. And she was invisible to the naked eye. 

Not to Ike`s left hook she wasn`t...

Mordern female singers are shit, far too many notes.That said the queen of shit singing has to be Bassey. She must be near 100 now. The awful thing is even when dementia arrives and she doesn`t know her own name this cunt will still be belting out " Hey Big Spender" every fucking day and that i wouldn`t wish on a Hamas paraglider child murdering bastard. Well, perhaps as a little aperitif before the white phosphorus...

23 minutes ago, Neil said:

Will it be a short story? The problem with dwarves is they're always putting their noses in other people's business.

Indeed. "Throbbin`Hood" and "Saturday Night Beaver" being a case in point..

3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Id wager that vlads nukes are as potent as your flaccid peen bally baby..anyway back to reality..100 years ago your people were handed a state where ya could gerrymander electoral boundaries..backed up with a fully armed sectarian police force and milita and a budget that far exceeded anything given to the rest of britain..ya had one job..keep fucking orangina full of wee ballys n sammys..but no..what did ya do..spend all yer time with all the guys down the lodge drinking n gibberin and marchin down roads..and now its all comin back to bite y'all in the arse...ya had yer chance and ya fucked it up...y'all deserve everything thats comin down the road..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Your always like this when you haven`t eaten a potato  you pangry twat.

You certainly know your onions..... 

On 23/08/2021 at 21:11, Wolfie said:

Fascinating.

We don`t judge here Wolfie, 

just send it back.

Ruth and Eamonn are currently hawking foot spas on telly at the moment. Glamorous Ruth has her feet out demonstrating how it works , sadly her plates are so mottled the red nail varnish and soft lens make it look like a scene out of Carry on Screaming. Wisely, and thankfully, Eamonn didn`t get his out but you can see them walking together supposedly invigorated after the spa. It`s at this point you notice fatty walks with his foot turned in so much its a miracle he can walk straight at all. Keyser Soze cunt.. 

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

She'll slip down the priority list even further when the Afghan refugees arrive.

Poor people around the world seem to be thin whereas poor people in the UK are quite fat. 

45 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I won't pretend to know anything about the situation - even the "Troubles" were well before my time and none of this moaning shite is encouraging me to learn about it either. However, I think if @PANZER MURPHY wants to be heard out, he should probably stop projecting his side of the debate with the same amount of xenophobia and ignorance he clearly seems to think he's been a victim of in the past.

Its getting fucking old.

Obviously you`ve never heard "Men behind the Wire" RK, makes Lennon & Cohen look like rank amateurs, it makes me want to give Lizzy a good kick up the arse and i`m in the Black ffs..   

10 hours ago, ProfB said:

I want a motorbike, not a cock.

On this occasion i suspect your getting both...

On 09/08/2021 at 23:26, camberwell gypsy said:

Tomorrow's National Suicide Survivors Day. For fucking useless cunts. 

NB: Why did Kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets? 

Held their goggles up . They were notoriously short sighted as proven by missing of all things an aircraft carrier. Those swords were another waste of time against Bofors guns....

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Mask up Billy, Marburg virus is on it's way from West Africa or do you think you can wing it with this virus too

C`mon Cunty now really, how the fuck could a virus get here from West Africa??😆 😆 Dingy???

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Chad Kroeger was the first (and so far only) male to ever make the official Top Twenty on my infamous "Horse-Faced Cunts Scale", although he has since been displaced by even more deserving fillies.

I`ll bet tonights Shepherd Neame`s  Parker is a top 5......

till the cows come home....

43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You should watch Alex Belfield ( the voice of reason) on YouTube. He was a journo for them and they sacked him for speaking out about their practices. He fucking hates them with passion. They got the Notts gendarme to go and arrest him for slagging them off. He's suing the fuck out of them. 

He`s unwatchable too, every video is crammed so many innuendos he makes Julian Clary look like Captain Gravitas. " Double pricks" and "jelly wooblers" indeed. Stop speaking out the side of your gob and filming yourself from behind your fucking ornaments you spikey haired lump of shite.  

Hmmm...that whole 10 in a row thing..some of them took it quite badly.

She uses the exact same grip on Punkape`s cock...