Neil

Is that the 3rd verse to "We didn't start the fire'" by Billy Joel?

May I suggest you call Decs regarding a car share because you two cunts are going to hell.

I think she's like Ray Allen and working him from behind,which coincidentally is what I'd like to do to her.

I reckon once the camera stops rolling she just unplugs the cunt and puts him back in his box for the night ,attention seeking whore.

Was this in Flididelphia?

I imagine the only way he could satisfy her is if she lay on her back with her legs in the air and he could jump in feet first up to his neck like a steam bath and start kicking his legs,it'd look like she was giving birth to the little cunt.

Nixon:What is this shit? there must be something better on the other side

Fucking brilliant that the little cunt ended up in a hole dug for roadworks,instant burial,aah well ,that's made me feel better already today.Things are looking up

I would like to put that cunt Brendan Whatshisfuckingface in a position to be able to play the roll that Cranston is in for,no acting required

I'm still ill,anymore tit pics?

Oh come now Roops,don't be so hard on yourself,a ham maybe but not a gammon

Christopher Reeve would have been perfect

I don't suppose the difference in black African American and black Indian American is considered by the cunts either

I'd be dribbling over it for sure but I dont think she'd appreciate it

So Bryan Cranston has been criticised for taking a film role playing a quadriplegic,this follows some no mark refusing to take on a LGBT role saying it was wrong to take jobs away from the real queers.Fuck me,what about all the queer cunts taking straight roles? This fucking shit needs to stop.

I'm ill

Roulette machines should be nuked.The government are making too much money out of other people's misery to do fuck all about it.......a bit like life really

It's not all bad news,old fat tongue is now putting the shutters up too.Shame about the York though if someone could now bomb the shithole that was the Maid Marion I'd be happy

I'm sure RK will be back but only on the witness protection scheme.He can't possibly return as his former guise as he has made himself look such an utter cunt.What an insecure fucking weirdo,hopefully he'll get fucked to death inside.

Poor you,It sounds ghastly,where would I park my 4 vehicles?

As chat up lines go that's not a bad start😉

Thank fuck for that,I thought a lorry load of month old fish guts had overturned outside

What's the fucking problem? You cunts are always fucking moaning .Make his tea,suck him off and then help him put it back together you lazy bitch

I awake from my sick bed and find this? What the fuck did I miss?.The fact is the girl in the pic is a line that I'm going nowhere near,even perverts have boundaries.Any cunt that shouts "blackie" out of her door round here is likely to get a response that'll look like an oil slick on Google earth