Neil

I want to be cremated and my ashes sprinkled in Frank's pants and that way he'll always remember me as an irritating little prick.

Without sounding too much like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm what's the cut off point for attending someone's funeral?.I knew the bloke through work,I quite liked him when our paths crossed but that may have been a good year or two apart and now I'm being frowned at by some because I ve said I didn't really know him well enough to attend.I'm gauging it on the question "Would he have come to mine?".I think the answer Is no so on that basis they can all go and get fucked.And yes I realise some of you would come to mine if only to salsa on my grave....you're welcome to do that,I'm getting buried at sea Fuck off

His 2nd post contained 'which is not cup of teas', perhaps the corner would be better off without the cunt

Exactly that,I'd stand on the fucker rather than eat it.In fact i'm struggling to think what the fuck does go with coconut

And iffy caretakers

Cambridge,also full of fucking pikeys

Romford actually,as soon as I could I left the fucking hell hole and have never been back.

Some cunt has been fucking around with my PC,I logged in yesterday to Cunts Corner but today Iv'e been re-directed to fucking Mumsnet.Someone please call someone a nonce or at least post a picture of a hairy pie!.Cunts

It's not as bad as Swarms joke for fuck sake

..............by someone else!

er...........so I was told!

I think it was around her 8th birthday

Just been informed by 'er indoors that her lesbian niece has now started the process of becoming her nephew.Fucking freaky cunt was always weird.Fucking waste of time buying her that strap on for Christmas too the ungrateful bitch/dog/freak.

Every fucking channel and every fucking night at the mo.Just don't eat as much and stop eating shit food you fat cunts.Gullible,lazy cunts just looking for the easy way out.Change or die you fat cunt

That's brie

Ok Egon,I won't disturb you anymore,I'll let you finish your roadside bacon butty in peace

Evening Withers,hows the prostate?,mine is just dandy thanks for asking.

I like nothing more than a bit of fine dining(or as i prefer to call it,A night out without poor people).I have eaten in a few Michelin starred establishments here and abroad but steer well clear of the dishes where the soppy cunt chef forgets that he's doing a main meal and adds a dessert too.Lemons certainly are fowl,why dont you try sticking a melon up your arse,I'm sure there's room

Fruit with anything savoury is a fucking big no no.Some fucking idiot served me turkey one year that had an orange stuck up it's arse whilst cooking,fucking ruined it.Lemon is the devils spunk

Stick your fucking apricots and cranberries up your arse,ruin a perfect cheese by adding fucking fruit,cunts

It doesn't help with Punkers turning up every weekend with a wine bottle stuck up his 'arris

Im fucking sure there was a similar case recently of another cunt doing exactly this,take it from me you pair of cunts wanking is far less expensive,you can eat at the same time and the 5ft skinny thai bird does exactly what you want without giving you any fucking grief.

It wasn't that good

I grew up in a house that not only had no lock but also a stained glass window in the door,perhaps this explains why I can walk around with a boner on or piss anywhere without any shame.Group wank anyone?