Neil

Haven't voted since I was 19, couldn't give a cows cunt whos in charge, self serving greedy cunts all of 'em. Having said that I might just vote for the racist cunt just to see what happens

41 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Anyways, fuck all that shit, I was in the west country yesterday, in London this evening and off to Kent tomorrow, then back to London. What do think about that then?

London is a shithole, full of foreign cunts, I never want to go there again. West Country is OK if the weather is good, Couldn't give a cunt about Kent,too near Calais

4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Neil, apart from wanking and Arsenal football club, what do you get up to in your spare time? I ask because you seem to be a bit of a miserable cunt to be honest. You've clearly got a few quid so why not enjoy life a bit more old chap. 

I enjoy being a miserable cunt and I fucking hate people.

More backward cunts.

I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm sad he's dead but at least the fat Northern cunt knew how to make people laugh and couldn't give a cows cunt who he upset

"I'm not racist but".......this is what happens when you import third world savages to our once green and pleasant land. Cunts one and all

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The XR4x4 was the better car all round. But if you gave me the choice now, I’d still want the Cossie. The other fast fords I covet are the MK2 Escort RS2000 and the MK3 RS1600i.

'Er indoors had the RS Turbo Escort, like driving on bare rims

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Then there’s the dyslexic rockstar who choked to death on his own Vimto.

Old MacDonald had dyslexia…E-I-J-Q-L! lol & fuck off.

Dyslexia Rules K.O

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Shut up Neil! 

Morning Frank, did you hear about the Dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?   He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

True story:

In the late 80s, Essex police’s Stanway Traffic division bought three Sierra Cosworths to use as motorway chase cars. After a month, they phoned Ford UK and said that two of them had nose dived into the road and ripped off the front bumpers and radiators. Ford sent some engineers. They asked why the ‘Whale Tail’ spoilers had been removed? The police said they took them off because they were unbecoming of a police car. Derrrrrr!

I was on my way to test drive one when I saw one on its roof, put me off so I got the 4x4 instead,best drive of any car I had. Shit to a blanket

7 minutes ago, and said:

They're all 'a year old', new ones are so ostentatious. 🚗

I had an Austin Tatious

57 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

What made you go to that fucking damp dump any way?  It must still be oozing with mud and marsh mist.  (alliteration - I'm going all McCartney!) 

3 days of unbroken sunshine which is unheard of,I've been down here in June and it fucking snowed!!

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Use your loaf. I fucking hate you, Neil. 

Evening Frank,scuffed your espadrilles again?

15 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Neil, you fucking pig. Why the fuck are you acting with complete incredulity that car parks charge money as if it's some new fangled scheme? 

Pull some coppers out of your fat arse crack and kindly pay the machine. When you're done, attach a hose to the exhaust of the Rascal, feed it through the window, get in and turn the engine on.

Fucking Hell.

Because its the fucking outdoors, there's fuck all there that hasn't been there for thousands of fucking years. They didn't bring the rocks or trees in, even the roads ain't been touched for decades. They'd soon fucking whinge if no cunt turned up. 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Imagine a knock at the door late tonight. And finding Frank standing there grinning at you.

I've just found the gun cabinet so him or any other cunt that shows up at the gate is getting a 12-bore right between the eyes.

27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Nevermind the football shit, the sat nav is saying I'll be there in 3 hours, in time for dinner. 

You mis-read the situation. I came here to get away from cunts not meet any

4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Neil, you are clearly as tight with money as you are with awarding likes. Have you considered that the very road you drove up or down to get to said car park costs money to maintain? Have you considered that the car park itself was put there to stop outsiders like you parking their cars all over the grass and ruining the landscape as you wheelspin on your way out? They should be charging you in particular more, Neil. What with you stuffing KFC as you waddle round Dartmoor, littering the place and scaring the locals. 

You are a disgrace. 

PS. I'm glad Arsenal lost the league. Lol. 

 

League? What you on about? I fucking hate football 

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You’ve just paid three times the  going rate for an old chalet in a field because some old tart supposedly changed a couple of typewriter ribbons in it, haven’t you?

Look it up Eric and tell me you wouldn't want to stay there, I've seen about 4 cars in 3 days and not a fucking darkie in sight.

Ian Huntley and Ian Brady never had this problem. How the fuck am I supposed to go about my business worrying about having the right change in my pocket. I'm going to seriously have to think about a career change if I can't use the Moors as a dumping ground anymore

I'm staying in a beautiful cottage on Dartmoor(where the author Mary Wesley wrote 'The Camomile Lawn') and went off to walk around the tor's in this wild and spectacular landscape and lo and behold the cunts have stuck parking ticket machines all around the place. You can't even enjoy the great outdoors without some greedy local council cunt deciding to 'tax' the visitors. We should all fucking boycott these places of natural beauty and when the cafes,shops and pubs complain of no business and have to shut then the councils will have to fucking change it. Free country my arse!

Cunts

Did he go up in Apollo Creed?

Hopefully that's the last we'll hear of this gobby pikey cunt and his gobbier fucking old man. 

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The last thing someone could say about an olive (especially brined) is that its bland and tasteless. There is something of the bullshitter about @Penny Farthing. People who use shitty Olive oil in a salad for example and drench the salad with it are vile pigs... I can imagine @Neil thinking he's Ainsley Harriot, pouring half a bottle, from height, into a salad for two... thinking he's on MasterChef. The fat fucking oaf. 

One thing I don't do is buy shitty cheap shite when it comes to grub and booze,some of you cunts think ketchup is haute cuisine

Fuck off

 I can't get my end away unless I strangle them first.