Neil

34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

A single implant is £1450k So you are spinning a fucking porky here. 

Not with a titanium root it 'aint

3 hours ago, Frank said:

I’d like to meet you, Neil. What do you say? I currently have two temporary ‘teeth’ in my gob whilst the gums heal in preparation for the implants. Budapest… a fraction of the cost and a fantastic experience. Let’s go together in June and share a room. I’ll fuck you in the face like there’s no tomorrow. Nuts in.  

Best you buy me a fucking drink first you cunt, I'm no slag

£80 quid to be told you need a tooth out,£225 to take said cunt out, 5 minutes in the chair...robbing cunts. Also advised me that I should consider an implant to replace it...£4-£5,000.....fuck off! Cunts

35 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Neil, honest question. Ever abducted a darkie and if you did, when you were disinfecting the Rascal, did it smell musty?

I did and she was hiding something in her knickers,"What the fuck is that?" I said, "A baby badger" she said, "Isn't that wet and smelly" I said and she replied " Yes but he'll just have to get used to it".....Dirty cunts

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Never mind this, the real current outrage is mr Kipling (cakes) is now a bloody nig nog, is nothing sacred from the advertising filth? 

Battyberg

RamJam Tarts

Shame the cunt didn't have more kids

You can't cook a decent bolognese in less than 4 hours and most lazy fat cunts can't wait that long

49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Nothing wrong with Angel Delight. 
 Better than all that wank they put on the trolley in restaurants. So is Arctic Roll.

Sorry I meant Anal Delight

Pair of cunts

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew.

The Star Of Daffyd

12 hours ago, Frank said:

You can hide…

https://ibb.co/qpBc60t

I think that place needs to up its game. The presentation of that leaves a lot to be desired. What was for dessert, Angel Delight?

3 hours ago, Frank said:

Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before.

Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member, turned on me.. willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you. 

I'm ready for a battle of wits Frank,trouble is I'm unarmed. Go easy on me eh?

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

One of them was a 7-year old girl, you heartless cunt. 

You wouldn't be so cavalier if you'd seen the grief I got back in 2016 over Alan Kurdi. I got a fucking "Warning Point" for that one!

One less prozzie for sale then.

8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I call him ‘my son’ but the truth is, he’s the step-son. HC, I never even had the pleasure of shagging the missus when she was ten years younger and worth one…I just picked up the bill for the said shag a decade later. What a fucking shit show of a life.

I can't imagine having to put up with a sock, I don't even like my own

He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years?

9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You're right, CG. I think he's talking about butch dyke Clare Balding. Harold is a mad cunt (and possibly a bit gay) but I'm beginning to understand him. The marathon is a massive pile of shit, the BBC who don't have a lot of popular sport to show due to Sky etc always make a song and dance about whatever crumbs there are able to show... Women's football being another example. Now, If the BBC had Lee McKenzie (Channel 4 F1 presenter with a nice Scottish accent) presenting the Marathon I'd be an instant fan. 

I'd fucking ruin that

I imagine your weiner smells of datschund?

Animals should be eaten not owned. All dogs are cunts and don't get me started on the owners.

Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life!

Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it?

Horses are like cars, great when they run well but you just fuck em off when they start letting you down. I see I Maximus won so why the long face?

53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A flids preferred brand of car polish?

T-Cunt?

4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What a patriot you are, Neil. Driving a Swedish motor. Do you have IKEA furniture?

 

It's probably more British than most Ford or Vauxhalls, certainly more reliable. Tell me what British made items are worth owning?

No I don't, it's a car, a fucking piece of metal that is designed to take you to and from your destination and then sit on your drive till you need the cunt again. Cunts who spend the weekend fucking about with cars are all cunts. An English man's home is his castle,an English man's car is a car. I'd rather have my reliable 16 year old Volvo that doesn't miss a beat than some shiny all whistles and bells over priced and over cleaned lump of shite

Get in the cunt,start the cunt,drive the cunt,park the cunt. Who gives a fuck what it looks like if it does what it's supposed to. Cunts that clean cars every week are cunts.