I imagine the only way he could satisfy her is if she lay on her back with her legs in the air and he could jump in feet first up to his neck like a steam bath and start kicking his legs,it'd look like she was giving birth to the little cunt.
Fucking brilliant that the little cunt ended up in a hole dug for roadworks,instant burial,aah well ,that's made me feel better already today.Things are looking up
So Bryan Cranston has been criticised for taking a film role playing a quadriplegic,this follows some no mark refusing to take on a LGBT role saying it was wrong to take jobs away from the real queers.Fuck me,what about all the queer cunts taking straight roles? This fucking shit needs to stop.
Roulette machines should be nuked.The government are making too much money out of other people's misery to do fuck all about it.......a bit like life really
It's not all bad news,old fat tongue is now putting the shutters up too.Shame about the York though if someone could now bomb the shithole that was the Maid Marion I'd be happy
I'm sure RK will be back but only on the witness protection scheme.He can't possibly return as his former guise as he has made himself look such an utter cunt.What an insecure fucking weirdo,hopefully he'll get fucked to death inside.
I awake from my sick bed and find this? What the fuck did I miss?.The fact is the girl in the pic is a line that I'm going nowhere near,even perverts have boundaries.Any cunt that shouts "blackie" out of her door round here is likely to get a response that'll look like an oil slick on Google earth
Not really relevant but David Cuntard..........................I heard that the Schumachers resorted to healing waters,they took him to a local healing spa and threw him in,didn't work but his chair came up with two new tyres.