Neil

Did you hear about the black flid pornstar? ...had an arm like a baby's cock

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Karate Flid

How did the flid burn his ears?  He let off a firework at arms length

You couldn't make it up really,these backward cunts treat westerners like shit when in their own country yet we bow down to their every whim over here. Stopping games so they can do whatever sky fairy shit they practice. Next time we play in Saudi we should ask for a lager at half-time, that's been part of English footy for years, see how that goes down.

We're fucked 

I imagine Glasgows cells will be full to the brim after the Old Firm Derby this weekend,where the fuck do you put 60,000 sweatys?

On 01/04/2024 at 11:46, camberwell gypsy said:

So if I drop the word "irony" into a conversation it may be construed as homophobic? 

Irony Brew?

Surely that should read 'Disability' ?. Does it mean the likes of Bruce Jenner can walk around with his bellend swinging freely beneath his skirt without fear of arrest?. These cunts make me sick. Up the Arse!

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

In fairness, the residual chloroform fumes probably don't help.

Fair comment I suppose. It's a good job I'm not into little boys as he'd wake up wondering why his arse was bleeding.

The yoof are fucked, I've got one working with me still fucked up on last nights Ketamine. If I turn my back he's on his phone, he's never got a penny in his pocket,he wants paying daily cos 'I need some food' and he's a miserable little cunt to boot. He's family but today is the cunts last day,as I type he's asleep in the van,useless little cunt.

Chinese jokes are hirarious

I would like to volunteer to give our Qilf my own version of spermotherapy, she'll be up and runnung around in no time

I'd crawl over hot coals to suck the cock of the last man to fuck her.

This one will be sooty and the next one will be a bird,after that who fucking knows? Sam Smith?

At least the real game doesn't have to put up with this bollocks. I see the rug munchers are up in arms as players defend their right to have it off with other players. Let's hope the cunts implode and it disappears into oblivion. I know statistically theirs a few irons in the men's game but god help the turd burglar if he dares to mince out. Cunts

At least the real game doesn't have to put up with this bollocks. I see the rug munchers are up in arms as players defend their right to have it off with other players. Let's hope the cunts implode and it disappears into oblivion. I know statistically theirs a few irons in the men's game but god help the turd burglar if he dares to mince out. Cunts

I shall be having a few extra wanks on Friday, I always celebrate Red Cock Day

It's only not racist if I can call someone a stupid black bastard and not get arrested. 

God's Country, we should build a fuck off wall around the county lines to keep silly Suffolk cunts out, Cambridge Is full of Pikeys and Lincolnshire full of married family members. Norfolk right fuckin' noice bor

1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

I was thinking she's more like the leper in Papillon.

I played poker with a leper once, the cunt kept throwing his hand in

'ere all week

Her neck looks like that scene in Catch 22 when they can't keep that blokes guts from falling out.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

She's supposedly a lesbian, and even if she wasn't, what man would risk his tackle in those ragged jaws which could spasm shut at any moment?

I saw a trailer for this abject shite (it's called "Out of Order", and is based on a premise even lamer than "Tipping Point") and as you might expect it's jammed full of freaks and  weirdos, with the usual round of supposedly-celebrity nonentities as a supporting cast, including the obligatory unfunny black woman the size of fucking Jupiter.

Imagine some poor fucker going down on her, you wouldn't know if she was about to cum or she was reading the football results. Apologies for making you think about that scenario. Just imagine George Floyd's final sounds and Rosie Jones finishing herself off with a dildo, that and Stephen Hawking trying to dislodge a week old turd.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

She's supposedly a lesbian, and even if she wasn't, what man would risk his tackle in those ragged jaws which could spasm shut at any moment?

I saw a trailer for this abject shite (it's called "Out of Order", and is based on a premise even lamer than "Tipping Point") and as you might expect it's jammed full of freaks and  weirdos, with the usual round of supposedly-celebrity nonentities as a supporting cast, including the obligatory unfunny black woman the size of fucking Jupiter.

I did see the trailer and I'm sure it was on some shit channel that I wouldn't even know where to find.....thank fuck.

I see that this mongtard now has her own show, how many cocks did she have to dribble on to achieve that?. I hope when the viewing figures are published some cunt gets fired for pushing their bullshit agenda. About as funny as cancer in your cock

5 hours ago, and said:

Now you're talking, fuckin' legend (or he would be if football wasn't for irons) 😉

I'll always be grateful for the cunt bringing us a bit of success after the dismal early mid 80's but the man was a cunt, a greedy shifty cunt who I witnessed cheating at golf, cheers for Anfield 89 but fuck off for being a shady shitcunt

9 hours ago, Frank said:

Cheers @Neil

 

 

One of the few songs from the 80's trhat has stood the test of time. The rest can fuck off

Did they stab each other up the arse?