Neil

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! 

A soapy tit-wank is all she's getting from me,I have standards you know

Fucked up the rugby by letting some split arse ruin it with her screeching fucking whine,absolute cunts

40 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I would just like to point out that the Princess of Wales has not been seen in public for 61 days.

Unprecedented. Stinks to high heaven. 
 

Won't be long, I've nearly finished with her.

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The fat fucker from The Office died yesterday as well. The world is coming apart. Who's next? 

Ricky Gervais is DEAD!!.....fucking hell.

Really? Mafeking's been relieved 

Fuck Off

25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Neither is this shit Harold. 
 If you’re going to say something about comedians, it’s best to pick on Lenny Henry and make up something disgusting and funny. Like how Dawn French once mistook a bowel evacuation for Lenny’s progeny and started breast feeding it.

"Don't tell him Eric"

You cannot beat a decent pair of jugs.

Rosie Jones got turned down

5 now, maybe they had to eat one of the little cunts.

Just four of the cunts.

Ive become quite emotionally attached to my local petrol station, I've used it every week for nearly 50 years, I still cant drive past it these days without filling up

'ere all week

I do like a flooded cunt

Glands across the water

He's a gobby,nasty little scouse chav cunt but what he says is fucking spot on, the lily livered yoghurt knitters are wetting their pants over his remarks but judging by the comments online about 98% of the punters agree with him,me included. Yes,he'll get cancelled but we need more people to stand up to these cunts who are ruining the men's game(as if there's another type)

Fuck off

12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Cos I didn’t want to wank over Ken Wood or Russell Hobbs. Obviously.

No Smeg then?

On 30/12/2023 at 20:12, Eric Cuntman said:

Douglas Bader had his legs tucked in his arsehole.

I used to play football with a bloke called Bader, he was shit on the ground but great in the air

Fuck off

On 29/12/2023 at 21:09, Cuntybaws said:

Team GB and England footballer dies aged 33

I thought you might have been referring to this story which today topped the BBC Football News page. If you can be arsed ploughing through the tedious details you'll discover that this apparent sports legend was actually a deaf woman who once represented England at the 2015 World Deaf Futsal Championship. Read further and you'll discover that she committed suicide, and that her "wife" is distraught.

The headline should therefore more accurately read, "Stupid deaf dyke cunt tops herself".

Yeah but if no one heard her is she really dead?

12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have just watched and listened to dear Rosie. I did not find her especially amusing but at least she was trying, I did not have any problems understanding what she was saying or the points that she was trying to make, I did not see her dribbling but I have little doubt that most of the cunt who were frothing and foaming were also dribbling. She might be disabled but she is not a cunt.

She just sounds like she's trying to dislodge a giant turd to me.

21 hours ago, Eddie said:

Lenny Henry is a cunt, made his name and fortune taking the piss out of Blacks, siding up to whitey and married a cracker. Now he’s a ‘proud’ black man, hypocritical wanker. The only blacks that have ever made me laugh, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle

Oh I dont know. George Floyd's punchline "I can't breathe' always has me rolling 

Couldn't give a cows cunt as long as they keep taking each other out that's fine by me

 I normally like a dribbling woman but she's an exception 

Mouthful of dog ends

If I ever meet any bloke that voted for this cunt I'm gonna kick him squarely up the cunt. Now the delusional bitch has said she wants to 'Change the world'. Fucking no-mark butyter fingered slag can go and fucking get fucking fucked.

When she gets home and reads the names of some of the greatest athletes and sportsmen that ever lived I hope she's fucking embarrassed at what they've done to her, absolute fucking woke,PC,box ticking bunch of paedo hiding cunts.