Neil

I think he's looking rather sheepish these days.

I went to bradford once,got dark about 2 o'clock in the afternoon

19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-12747377/Female-pool-player-refuses-play-womens-tournament-final-opponent-trans-walks-away-table-huge-applause-Wales-despite-forfeiting.html

So a real female pool player, Lynne Pinches, refuses to play a trans pool player because of what she believes is unfair. At long last someone has the bollocks, a woman ironically, to stand up and be counted. She has sacrificed her dream of a championship to make a point.

Now I haven't done a lot of research on Harriet Haynes, but looking at her record since switching sides, she hasn't done too fucking badly 

https://www.epa.org.uk/england/Ladies/HarrietHaynes.php#

The WEPF banned transgenders from taking part in women's tournaments but then bottled it by reversing their decision, worried about being sued.

I fucking despair I really do

 

I assume she's related to Barry? Norfolk finest but still ranks wank. He now owns a snooker club in Barker Street in Norwich of which I shall be patronising in a week's time. Perhaps she'll be there hustling the locals(women not men obviously)

On 10/11/2023 at 11:10, Frank said:

@Neil Thoughts? Lardy gimp.

 

Frank, Stick this up your chicken leg drainpipes

4 hours ago, Frank said:

@Neil Thoughts? Lardy gimp.

 

 

First time I've ever heard this.......I fucking hope its the last!

57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The Turd Man 

Peter O'Stool

14 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Been to Cyprus twice about 15 years ago (aged around 30) and I thought some of the younger local women were rather nice, as were the Romanian female staff at the hotel, (had a little fling with one of them), however, maybe it's true that they go to shit when they reach 40 or so. On one of my visits to Cyprus, I got a bit chatty with a lady who worked at the Hotel in Paphos, she was Cretan. 

She was a real beauty... captivating dark brown eyes, long flowing brown hair and a lovely body, a proper modern Aphrodite... I think I was slightly in love to be honest and she came from a wealthy family as well, which only added to the appeal.

Anyways, we met up for a coffee and I effortlessly worked the magic and kissed her. She was under my spell after that and we arranged to meet at another local plush hotel a day or so later. She paid for the room and in my haste and excitement to get there I forgot to get protection and went in bare. 

What a night, she didn't hang around either and left afterwards to go home before work the next day. I had a nice English breakfast and I remember us exchanging looks as I strolled into my hotel the next morning. I don't think any other Greek woman could match Maria. I seriously would have considered marrying her at the time, damn long distance relationships. 

A very fond memory, I'll treasure until I'm dead. 

 

I think I just met her, a wizened old hag just told me a story that about 15 years ago some black cunt had shagged her and didn't even pay the bill,says she still got the crabs he gave her too. 

23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Has the prostitute population got lower since you've been there or are you strictly taking a break?

Have you seen Cypriot women?

11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Neil, you fat fucking cunt, no private chef this time? You must be feeling the pinch or you ate her. Fucking hell, Neil. 

Nope,free villa but gotta pay for food this time, cunts

4 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Speaking of little pork cannons @Neil, it looks as though we're off to Skye in Feb... staying in an old boathouse on a loch with woodstove. A week of breezy dog walks, sleep, sex, smoky whisky, chess, sex... perfect. Sadly we're just out of walking distance of the Talisker distillery, but we're driving and that's what the missus is for. 

Can you recommend any places worth visiting? Would you mind if I had a go at replicating your "Fwank you filthy faaaaakin' cunt" clip, if you'll send me the location? 

That was on the walk up to The Old Man Of Storr, try the Three Chimneys for a decent meal but take your Gold card,the robbing fucking cunts. You'll need a fucking woodstove that's for sure. It's my last night in Cyprus tonight and I've just been for a meal with Kleftiko on the menu,can't get away from the spindle legged cunt.

I fucking hate Christmas but I find myself hating it earlier and earlier each year! Bah fucking bumhug. Anyways I'm on my way to Cyprus and 28 degrees so everything and everyone can go and get fuuuuuuuuuckedmas

45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You?

Yep, If I was offered one last night of fuckery before the doctors remove my remaining bollock,prostate and all the fucking pipes attached then Liz would get the fucking pounding of her life. We can but dream.

He did fuck Liz Hurley though.Mind you,who hasn't?

He's a cunt and no mistake but good on him for doing something his way and on his terms. How many of you want to have your kids wipe your arse and feed you baby food  whilst sitting in your own piss?. Nice one Dave,and you put another foreign cunt out of a job. Geezer.

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

No doubt some veterans on here who have had this done will call me a pussy and if they have been subjected to this more than once, then they have every right to do so.

About 6 weeks ago I sustained a tear to my psoas muscle resulting in inflammation in one of my ureters and microscopic haematuria. I had a CT KUB done and nothing of note was found, hydronephrosis, stones, tumour etc, but it was recommended that a closer look at the bladder was undertaken, in case two pathologies were concurrent, as my late father had bladder cancer at a similar age.

Having catheterised hundreds of men over the years, I knew this was going to be grim. There wasn't much fucking about. Kecks to the ankles, boots still on, up on the butchers shop table, towel over the rapidly scared ascending nuts and wilting tackle. Laying back, long black cystoscope hanging there ominously, light ablaze. Rub of the general vicinity with a cold liquid, lignocaine gel down the meatus and I thought my bowels were going to release. Size 18 Charriere (6mm diameter) scope down, irrigation on and I was pissing myself with no where for it to go. Watching the camera on screen flick around my bladder, not the best sport I have seen on TV.

In under two minutes all done. Out to the bog for a piss. Clots, gel and noises from my appendage that I have never heard before and don't want to hear again, similar to when you get air in taps. Pissing for the next few hours was like soap down the japs eye x10.

On the plus side, nothing wrong. Just a cunt I won't forget.

 

 

Yep,and there's my lunch I'd thought I'd never see again,Cunt

27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If they can watch two gnats shagging on a leaf from a sattelite in bastard space, they can definitely make a half mile long boat that can see another fucking half mile long boat in time to not hit it.

Some cunt was wanking on duty.

Seaman Stains

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When cunts like him top themselves, it’s usually because they’re about to be outed as a shit fairy. 
 Expect some revelations in the coming weeks. 

I do wonder if he killed himself in a Jeffrey Epstein way? It's a bit like the war in Gaza or blacks knifing each other,either way I couldn't give a cows cunt.

How many Dave Courtney's does it take to cover a light bulb?

Spawny cunt that survived a plane crash,won a world cup and other trophies and lived till 86,hats off to you Sir Bobby,you slap head northern cunt.

Just wonder how long it will be before these Tory cunts jump on to this conflict as an excuse to raise prices on whatever the fuck they want to' "Because of the ongoing war in Gaza we have had to raise the price of......." Blah fucking blah. Utter cunts

9 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Can't speak for EC, bit i'd romance her snatch with such a vigour Holly's gynecologist would assume her father was Fred West.

Me thinks it more resembles John West.

5 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Hitler's mam probably told him that every night before she tucked him in.

I'd just like to say that Hitlers mum never ever tucked me in.

On 06/10/2023 at 12:59, Eric Cuntman said:

Willoughby is the embodiment of everything wrong with humanity. The endless, cynical crocodile tears during every other interview with a sub 50 IQ chav who’s whining that the government won’t provide her 15th, autistic mixed race child with a new iPad. Followed by a sudden cessation of crying and snuffling, a quick trip to make up and a sales pitch for her online fashion company. 
 And let’s not forget the fawning support for ‘brave, courageous Phil. Until we all found out what she already knew, then it was an instant u-turn. Followed by another twirl for the cameras and a reminder of her online shop. Utterly despicable fucking cunt.

Yeah but you'd still fuck her wouldn't you?