Neil

12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

C'mon Neil, get behind your country man. Yes the team are probably 70% dyke, yes the standard is worse than the old Vauxhall Conference but it's England. Man, woman, black or white... If they're representing England they have my support. You've clearly been enjoying the continental lifestyle too much Neil, what with your recent holiday to Italy and what not, have you abandoned your country Neil? 

 

Yes, we're cunts. I'm off back to Italy next week and I really don't want to come back if the cunts win. Even more reason is the fucking shit fucking weather we get in this grey,invaded shit hole. I'd rather be a miserable old cunt sweltering in 40 degree heat than being as miserable as the cold,grey,wet shitpit we call home. Ciao.adios and buon notte

53 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

If they win, any guesses which one will be the first to jump on the corporate advertising gravy train and, more importantly what product will be advertised?

Beard trimmers?

"Everyone's Talking About 1966" screams the Beeb headlines this morning, why? It has fuck all to do with what's going on down under. It was mens football,highest quality football available at the time. I reckon those still alive from that team would beat this load of 'over hyped' cuntesses. On your knees chaps,you're either gonna have to pray for the Spanish or get pegged for eternity if things don't go our way. Mankind is at stake.

From rags to witches

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than watch any of that over-hyped bollox. Fuck them all with the rough end of a pineapple.

Viva Espana!...PLEASE PLEASE beat our lot,I'm fucking telling you chaps,life will not be worth living.

Another one missed by Operation Yewtree

FUCK!!!!!!

No I fucking won't ,I know that as a man if these cunts win the fucking thing my life will be a misery. Damehoods handed out by the dozen,we've done something the men can't do yaddah fucking yaddah. COME ON AUSTRALIA YER FUCKIN' FLAMING GALAH'S

I'm not sure if I could get it up for some of 'em,they're beyond conversion. I can honestly say I haven't seen any of it but I'm lead to believe that some if the Swedes looked like they could suck a golf ball up through a straw. Up the Aussies!

Back on topic......

90 more fucking minutes to endure, come on Aussies do your fucking bit will ya

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Morning P. I’m on my way to Stansted with the old man.. heading for the Algarve. My dad’s final trip.. palliative care on-sea. 

They've got a free cremation service going on at present, didn't he suspect anything when you didn't buy him a return ticket?

On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said:

Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt 

 

Still funnier than Harry Hill or Stuart Lee......oh and Tom the baldy suited posh poof cunt who's name I can't remember 

You don't know how near the truth you are. She had a rant about some bloke that got on the bus and sat behind her and proceeded to unwrap a carton of curry. She ranted about how the smell was fucking horrible and then was shocked when she turned around,    " And he wasn't even black!" She remarked. Good 'ol girl.

23 hours ago, Zev said:

Forty-one migrants have been killed in a shipwreck off Italy's Lampedusa island, according to reports.

 

 

 

 

Thanks for cheering me up,just what I needed today,thanks

My soon to be 92 year old mum has just had her purse nicked for the 2nd time whilst shopping in Romford,black cunts both times.All on Cctv but very difficult to tell the cunts apart. An old lady in a wheelchair with her equally old husband were a victim in the same shop. Utter cunts all of 'em

*HEADLINE

Oxford Street hit by huge oil slick

Oy Vey, not sure how much longer I can go without a bacon sarnie. 

Praying that the fucking Lionesses fuck up in the next 2 games otherwise we're fucked. I cannot begin to imagine the caterwalling and bullshit that will come our way if a load of shit footballers beat another load of shit footballers. PLEASE someone beat them or it'll be carnage. You have been warned!

Fucking outrageous! How come the Women's final is on live and they never show the men's netball? Cunts.

Treble 12,treble 8,treble 12

7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Every fourth year you have to support Spurs? 

I'd rather have 25% of my foreskin cut off with rusty secateurs than cheer for those cunts.

Is it too early to say that the chances are the little cunt would have grown up to be a drain on society anyway?........yes, OK I won't then.

He was shit at QPR and Southampton.