cuntspotter

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've just taken a screen grab of today's tonsorial triumph. What a fugly bomb scare this cunt is. I suppose the next logical step is to grow the ratty fringe out even further to cover her entire fucking face, with the additional benefit that it might muffle her annoying, whiny voice too.

I'm aware that this mindless focus on her sub-par physical attributes might incur the righteous wrath of @cuntspotter, but I just can't summon the willpower at present to begin to tackle her objectionable politics, her public school background, her failed attempts to get elected in Billericay and Reading before finally squeezing through in Oxford, and her shameless brown-tonguing of first Jeremy Corbyn and then Keir Starmer. It all pales into such insignificance in the shadow of that Easter Island forehead.

It’s her canting self righteousness that sets my snaggled teeth on edge. If Matt Hancock has time to shaft a dolly in between making excuses for his perpetual ineptitude then good for him. But,if she can’t score a direct hit on the fact of his incompetence then she needn’t bother about aiming at his moral turpitude. I don’t think anyone really cares.

Jesus H Christ.

She can’t be the full fucking ticket.

23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

A crowd of 10,000 dwarfs will look a lot less than 10,000 ordinary sized people  

I never thought of that.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Whether you agree with the science or not, my one big issue is the possibility of vaccine passports, or the potential that receiving the jab could become mandatory. 

I'm fairly certain that the MMR jab isn't compulsory, or the TB vaccine, and those diseases have far more potential to limit life in even healthy individuals. 

I've got no problem with people getting a covid vaccine, but I do have a huge moral objection for it being enforced on people who don't want it when this hasn't previously been the case with far more deadly diseases.

 

The needs of the many will ultimately outweigh the desires of the few.

5 hours ago, The Beast said:

I wouldn't call it a hoax, more of a farce.

It is not pleasant for the elderly, frail or those with comorbidities. An ITU stay is a bit of a cunt as well, to say the least.

However, from a UK perspective, the PCR test used, taken and processed in the way it has thus far is a nonsense, mask wearing outside of the clinical environment and care homes is totally unnecessary, the variants so far are all no less than 99.7% the same as the original Wuhan strain and the AZ vaccine in particular, has a legacy of underpowered and protocol breaching research and a too high risk of thrombi for those that would unlikely ever have a serious illness from SARS-COV-2. 

At this stage, vaccinating children is not clinically indicated either. 

You are playing my song.

3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

A long-time fan? You shameless old poof. Fuck off.

Oh come on.... Frank isn’t shameless.

23 hours ago, Decimus said:

Speaking of bans, I find it a bit galling that I received seven months for calling The Judge a sex case, but Jazz only got 48 hours for posting a picture of a dog doing a woman up the shitter.

It makes you wonder about Proper's moral compass.

It’s in the sole of his Clarke’s “Trekker”

10 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Fucking high powered noisy garden tools are bad enough but there is some hippy bastard who has moved in three doors down who has taken to playing the fucking bongo drums every night in the back garden. I say hippy but i’ve never actually seen the cunt. I’ve fucking heard him though and,  yeah he only goes  on for about 40 mins max, but he’s really pissing me off. I say “he” it might be a bird for all I know but it’s a fucking annoying cunt and that’s for sure.

Fucking hell, that must be the gift that keeps giving!

5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Above my pay grade. I do remember an assault course which some tit allowed novices to complete with 303 Remington pumps, live! Until someone lost their foot. He was ‘tanned’ so, all good.

Ouch, I bet that stung a bit.

9 minutes ago, Frank said:

When I published my own rendition of the Big Bopper's 'Chantilly Lace'.. alluding to Jazz Junior's physical and mental shortcomings, he went absolutely mental. Dame Widow Fwankie featured in no less than 18 JibJab videos. I miss him, I really do. 

Golden moments indeed.

10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I look back upon the Jazz era of CC with misty-eyed nostalgia. Yes, he was a fucking maniac, but when he was gunning for Frank and the infamous Bozo Boys, it was pure comedy gold. We’ve got some seriously unhinged fucking idiots on here these days, but not one of them comes close to delivering the pure lunacy of Jazz / ‘Eavens. 

He had passion

43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I knew you'd get the reference.

I remember that...oh dear..

On 24/05/2021 at 13:07, PANZER MURPHY said:

Im a pacifist lance jack stubbers baby..I envisage an Ireland united in all but name n all of you lot footing the bill through some sort of long drawn out  staged reunification subsidy..because ya have to be sensitive to the colony ya supported here for the last few hundred years..the smart ones will come around to the idea..the idiots ..well ya cant legislate for stoopid.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

He’s right. Brexit may well turn out to be the catalyst

23 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Careful Neil, Spot will have you for such subversive non-blackness you intolerant cunt you...

Au contraire, old bean. Neil is bang on. It’s about perceived fairness and even handedness. 

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Well hush ma mouth. Mighty fine to see diversity is alive here...yes’m, it truly is.

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’ll not be drawn into a full blown process of deduction, but...do you know the lyrics to ‘Ole Man River?’

I surely do.

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You don’t know what I do or don’t know. Answer the question.

In which case...guess.

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

It’s a question.

Make your point...you know the answer.

41 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Can you let me know how many people are ‘mods/admin’ on this forum please, no names just numbers and their ethnicity? All Caucos by any chance?

And your point is?

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

Fatty for Mod!!! 

Shout louder.

23 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

It's more likely that direct rule will be re-imposed when MI5 have finished leaking details to the press about how certain leading shinners have acquired their unexplained wealth. They're not going to hand that hideous Miss Piggy lookalike O'Neill the keys to the castle after the fucking corrupt bitch tried to pilfer millions in CAP subsidies and give it to a bunch a Fenian bastard farmers in the border counties. Hopefully the SAS just shoot her like they did her cousins.

Ah, the good old days....  the guards handing over gangster farmers (cos they hated them more than we did) tea and scones with the Irish army who escorted our lads around on their side tracking the wires of cross border ieds. They were all good lads. 

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Reinstate him then, you have the power. Eddie will vouch for his good behavior from now on.

Old fatty isn’t the brightest ( ie thick as fucking shite) and was easily led by decs into calling a certain punter (Harold?) a nonce. Taking advantage of the stupid is bad form. Ban the cunt

Poor fatty.

7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

When it was banned, massive compensation was handed out to the former slavers

Did you get similar when fatty was fucked off?

Poor fatty. 

10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Erm...hence the question, Spotto?

Which has been answered.