cuntspotter

I know a Trevor Clews.

SHUT UP you old fart, you are clearly dead & speaking from beyond the grave.

Groove on , you crazy hipster!

What about the fuckers who clap along to the music during ice skating events? Double cunts if you ask me.

Me fav cunt, when I was upset last week, he saved me from meself.
 
Cuntspotter has an heart of gold!  

I do try... But not 'ard enough according to some.

Jump, you fucker, jump!

Jump down here into this blanket wot we are holding.........

Well if " nobody gives a fuck about what (i) have to say" shut the fuck up  you little twat. By the way, you forgot about my council bedsit, the gay club where i clean the bogs and suck cocks and the fact that i sit around all day in my pants. Oh....and i'm a fat cunt. If you must use the usual schoolboy cliches at least make an effort you lazy arsehole.

You bastards... You've been spying on me!

Why don't you take your guitar and shove it where the sun does not shine.

Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya.......

Independence from what?

I may bring out a Romany cookbook. Pigeon and sparrow pie (air rifle needed) Mullard pudding (slice of mothers pride, large blanket, cosh and local pond needed).
Nettle soup and hedgehog baked in its own spikes. Luvverly!

I like nettle and wild garlic soup.

The Teifi to Loch Shiel. For sea trout fishing.

Arse!

Now, now, Prof. You have set the place aflame and have caused a bit of a stir... Calm yourself and settle down.

You're not invited. 

Yeah, that fucking told him, Keith!

Prof B, insulting people via the disco idiom is so passé. Could I urge you to be nice to the more venerable membership please? They fought and died in two world wars for the likes of you.

No funds available.

I'll lend you a tenner.

Yeah, rock on... !

I've never heard of her.

Yeah this one really pisses me off.  I can always walk around some cunt or the cunt can walk around me. It's these cunts who walk 4 abreast that make me want to kill. Fucking bastards who need a good fucking slap.

This is true, the boyfriend / girlfriend also is a cunt. Especially on narrow pavements if the boyfriend is a swaggerer.

Where have you been, Apple?

How the fuck do you quote? I click on quote and fuck all occurs.

I will notify the tech gnome. Perhaps it only effects posters who have Fridays off?

I don't usally watch the BBC, apart from Doctor Who and Sherlock. I sometimes have gay fantasies about the characters.

You are a silly sausage, Keith.

Yeah, i was there. The cunt spent all his time in the bog, jerking off.

They say the mail boy won't go near him.... Draw your own conclusions, I'll say no more!

We plough the fields and scatter the good seed on the land.

They're tarts, the operational director said as much in the canteen.

CUNT!