cuntspotter

Well I was 13, and remember getting "I spit on your grave" as well as the generic Zombie / Cannibal stuff. All out of the newsagent / video shop. If we had asked for a big bottle of cider and 20 fags we would probably have got them too. Halcyon days ......

I'd have sold 'em to you Jax..... Lads, eh?

Although I try really hard not to, this is sort of how I picture AndyBurnett. (I dread to think how he pictures me!)

I imagine him older. This chap of whom you speak..... Isn't he a post op Transexual from Bury?

Is he having lots of sex and cant be bothered with us now ?

Sex....sex.... Isn't this something that people from the Home Counties have their coal delivered in?

I find an hour of furiously dancing the Charleston , daily, keeps my knees perpetually on the brink of disintegration.

Fore!