cuntspotter

10 hours ago, scotty said:

She's not relying on her musical talents to sell those particular videos, Spotto.

 

 

 

That’s a Fernandez Les Paul…. Not a Gibson… they are great sounding instruments.

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Edward Woodward would.

Sorry that's me farting in the bath. 

What about a water bottle Wibble?

On 03/09/2021 at 09:37, scotty said:

Neil, do yourself a favour and look up Toyah and Robert's Sunday lunch on youtube. You won't be disappointed. 

Robert Fripp is a guitar god… without question..he’s got it all. Her? Fucking hell, the epitome of mediocrity.

Bastards….you’re all bastards!

13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'd forgotten all about that. I was slightly too old to have watched it, which means that if you are the correct age group for it, you must only be about 44 years old. 

Or you're a very childish man..

I watched it with my children…

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Apparently his Bond audition failed because he was considered to aggressive. I read somewhere that he was hard to work with as he used to throw his weight around. He and Martin Shaw couldn't stand each other

He used to sit in the pub wearing shades and reading “soldier of fortune”

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is Faslane the submarine base that Lewis Collins prevented from being blown up in 'Who Dares Wins'?

Wasn’t he the tortoise in fat tulip’s garden?

Stupid cunt. Blaenavon is 20 minutes away from me. It’s a total fucking shit hole.

17 hours ago, Frank said:

I haven’t worn jeans in twenty years. What civilised cunt, sound of mind, wears fucking denim in his fifties? Get yourself down to Anderson & Sheppard, sharpish.. https://shop.anderson-sheppard.co.uk/clothing/trousers

You are wasting your time here Frank….they’ll all be wearing piss stained jeans or shapeless jogging bottoms with filthy, “used to be white”  fila leisure shoes.

More chuffing……..less botting.

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

What, you mean in a soaked in petrol, and ablaze sort of way.

(Bastards)

16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

@cuntspotter, purely out of curiosity, do you happen to be a bit overweight?

….but I’m not gay. Well…gayish, perhaps. I don’t doubt that I’m extremely attractive …in a certain kind of light.

11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

@cuntspotter, purely out of curiosity, do you happen to be a bit overweight?

Yes, I know that it’s so “last year” , my apologies. But there are a lot of us chubsters here ( despite protestations)  ….. except poor old Frank, who’s not been well. 

On 24/08/2021 at 19:55, ProfB said:

Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Clearly, the soundtrack of your life.

16 hours ago, King Billy said:

You can’t say ‘Hmmm’ any more. It’s racist.

It is….. the way I say it.

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I know you're your own man, Bawsey, and not apt to join in with any of the incessant hounding of the weaker members that I'm so fond of. But it doesn't half give me the horn when you put a well deserved boot in.

Pen, everybody bar none hates you. Fuck off.

 

 

I don’t hate anyone here…. 

Just now, cuntspotter said:

Interesting point…… where is their air cover going to come from… who will fly their helecopters? When that answer has been divined, then expand it out. I see a fucking great civil war developing with every minority rattling a kettle.

The Taliban are an oppressive rabble without popular support. Let’s see how they get on with things…they can’t even organise security at the airport gate.

17 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The farce of this withdrawal leaves 85 billion of American weapons in the hands of the savages, now if only some cunt can teach them how to fly an attack helicopter…

Interesting point…… where is their air cover going to come from… who will fly their helecopters? When that answer has been divined, then expand it out. I see a fucking great civil war developing with every minority rattling a kettle.

Chaverama.

On 23/08/2021 at 11:47, Cuntybaws said:

I wonder if any Corner member could manage the "yard of ale"?

I’ve done a few in my time.

You can’t trust them, negotiate with them or leave them to their own devices. They may be feeling smug right now but they are burning the best of their youth and are conducting themselves precisely as expected by the wider world. This savagery will reap its own reward.

On 22/08/2021 at 18:43, camberwell gypsy said:

He always looks like he doesn't want to be there. Fat Irish git. 

To me, he is the acme of insincerity.

On 22/12/2020 at 05:16, Last Cunt Standing said:

Judy has developed an interesting way of dealing with her tremor, in that she’s made her arms now so heavy that she cannot raise them from the arms of her recliner, where she spends her days horizontal and being fed liquidised chips through an NG tube. It was all downhill since she flashed that grey bra to Trevor McDonald.

(I would)

1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Its like yer readin me mind spotto baby..shameful nom.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

I think that the Newspaper , if you can call it that, bears a responsibility for parading this as news when really it’s inviting public scorn and judgement. I remember that awful programme, benefit street, that achieved the same end.

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Or the feckless, fecund and fuckwitted?

Sometimes you can’t put a fag paper between them.