Bubba C

16 minutes ago, MikeD said:

"I would, and will, fuck Adam Johnson." - Bubba, D-Wing.

I've been moved, I'm on C-Corner now. 

15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way

Never have the words of a song (in its entirety) been so apt. 

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'd like to take this opportunity to beat MikeD's chance to do it and suggest that they can Goan shove it up their arse.

And in standard retaliation, fuck off you boring cunt. 

Check out this pile of bollocks, if you can stomach it further than the first paragraph https://www.gapyear.com/articles/221296/gap-years-for-rich-kids

Good nom, first class cunts who need a violent shoeing instead of a stamp in their passport at every border they cross. 

On 27 January 2015 at 9:37 AM, judgetwi said:

Interesting. So you don't want the truth, you prefer the lies and bullshit provided by Frank and so many other wankers on here. Ok then, what actually happened is that i pulled the cunt out of his car, slapped him around a bit, pulled down my trousers and shat in his face. Then i nicked his keys, went round his house and fucked his wife for hours. Happy now?

I'd certainly have believed this, if you'd said you went round his house and jizzed in your pants as Wossy's missus opened the door. But I do concur, Mrs B finds him and his guests hilarious. I find them fucking hateful, fame hungry, talentless cunts. 

And on another note, I'm sure Wossy was probably involved in his brothers drug fuelled gay romps, nobody can be that much of a lisping, floppy haired whoopsie without hiding some dirty secrets. 

8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Bollocks. I just converted a bunch of bed sit shit to top end student hmos on the strength of those Cunts lettering us to say all costs were 5% otherwise I wound t have bothered though after the fact fucks U turned and tapped me for 20%, fucking raging, yeah why bother ranting here about it but again this is the place to scream about utter cunts, and I've been left with a hoop bust and pasted. 

Good work Quincy

5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I still haven't gotten over the comment where you accused me of being an invasive garden watching, shed critiquing cunt. Time is a healer though. 

Gutted I missed that one. Sounds like you two were having a blast. 

2 minutes ago, Manky said:

So you go down Fairfield Street all tarted up do you. Some of them taxi drivers seem to like brass. The saddest case you will see could me next years X Factor winner with a cracking sob story

Or a sobbing crack story if you've been anywhere near them, you riddled northern dirt bag. 

Just now, MikeD said:

Cheers, you're catching on.

I wish you'd catch on fire

3 minutes ago, MikeD said:

That's all it takes you see, a bit of reassurance and all is well.

Fuck off, you boring dimwit. 

6 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Never once have I said I am pleased to be French , nor have I ever said that I dislike the  British. You are the stupid cunt and I will gladly fuck off and leave this site in your capable hands.

He's just being grumpy as he has to come  to this country for a few days and will have to shower to fit in 

2 minutes ago, Ape said:

If you're so fucking pleased to be French, and dislike us Brits so much, please join a French equivalent to Cunts Corner and post your drivel there, you stupid fucking idiot.

They tried that concept, but people ran for Les hills at the first mention of conflict. The soppy cunts

1 minute ago, witheredscrote said:

He was born in Falaise , France and was a true bastard so he was French. Admittedly the French were and still are cunning bastards and even today you inbred fucking cretins need us for your electric and water supply , somewhere to land your 4 jet fighters at sea and take your overspill of hip replacement patients . The bigger laugh is that so many of you cunts still choose to buy French cars ( yes we still have car manufacturer s here ). I like many French drive Lexus and Mazda.

Top work. Bang on topic, you dozey hypocritical fuck stain.

And please don't lie about owning any other car than a Renault or clapped out Citroen CV. 

12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The old balloon knot ruined by the big handed Welsh farm boys ?

Classic. 

Just now, Eddie said:

Superb 

Ahthankyouverymuch

4 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Ha ha you fucking idiot, puff your chest a bit more. 

I can't strain too much, I've got my going out pants on and don't want to follow through. 

Back on point, I once had some cunt passenger in my car (probably an in-law or something equally as hateful), and because I drove past an Eddie Stobart lorry too fast and they didn't see the name, they went nuts. Fuck me, I know that some petty shit is spouted on here, but who in their right mind would give a fuck about that? 

1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Sounds ace. I have 200 units in Peterborough yielding 7% gross you can have for 43.2m if you can refer this to your credible Nigerian Cunts I'll split the acq fee with you.

Accrued Cockfinger of Quincey fee? Are you sure that's legit?

1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Though it's done already. HMRC vat collection if you call them they fuck you via a telecoms company back hander £1.88 per call plus £2.65 per minute when one calls to pay, met by a deliberately slow speaking recorded cunt waffling about shite you don't need to know for 4 minutes. Meanwhile yank Corp Cunts like Amazon and Starbucks charge us joe public the full 20% whack on their shite, though do not pay this vat supply to revenue but rather it fucks off overseas along with the capital less shite wages and facilities costs, constituting an economic leakage, via Lichtenstein, plus competing with small uk businesses on this skewed tax playing field. Fucking utterly disgusting Cunts, them and the Rev. 

It's worse in Wales, you have to listen to 5 minutes of bilingual pre-recorded shit in order to get through to the drooling monkey who struggles with the concept of the task in hand, such as taking your name and VAT Reg number. 

26 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Simple pleasures for simple cunts, much like a load of simple cunts talking shit and puffing their chests out on anonymous websites. Whatever floats your boat.

Fuck off you dopey cunt. 

6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I'm not sure either, I can do everything on excel, as I have had to, but pretty much everything else a kid can do... Fuck knows.

Do you work in IT at my office?

13 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Hi, please use the word "cunt" at least once, throw in a fisting or two, do not be stingy with the anal poundings, tittilate us with some mingery, and tone down the drab tedium - otherwise, excellent work.

I'm more concerned as to how the fuck you put a smiley face into posts. Not that I want to, it seems like some sort of code for confirming membership into the 'I'm a boring cunt, club. Wait, I think I've got it....

8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Thanks QC.. I started reading that, then quickly felt an overwhelming desire to jump out of the attic window... luckily for mankind I saw your TL:DR version first....

 

Roops...?

He won't get the £25 Argos Voucher because the office junior will have sold it down the pub for tenth of black and a pint of Carling...

Fucking hell Quincy, why did you have to comment? That silly cunt Ding was going to do us all a favour, so fucking close. 

13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

and you say my quality is shit?

Fucking hell, I've got a few miles to go before i catch up with your "quality"...

You've got a few miles to go before you catch up with humanity. 

25 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

You're the kind of person who at work complains about the coffee machine..."fucking bosses, thick cunts cant get a fucking right coffee machine"... you complain about work being too hot and too cold at the same time... You complain that you do everyone elses' work, but don't get the pay for it...

You are the type that when Mr Smith, the boss, walks past you tug your forelock, "Yes Mr Smith, lovely day Mr Smith, this new coffee machine is ace Mr Smith".. then when he's out of earshot, you push your shoulders back, puff your chest out, "I told that facking wanker didn't I, I showed him, the facking cahnt"...

You are the person who doesn't turn up on Tuesday, no-one really notices, on Wednesday people for some reason feel a little bit happier... Tracey, in Personel, is reading the local papers and notices that someone was run over by a bus on the busy high street, the Police report that despite 4,000 people on the streets, there was not one witness to the "accident"...

Tracey smiles a little more, throws the paper in the bin, files her nails, and starts filling out a P60 to send to the next of kin.

The company relaxes, just a little bit more....

 

I'm going to file this under 'can't be arsed to read in full', or to keep things more succinct (unlike you, you boring cunt), 'Ding posts', and get on with my day. 

Be sure to keep me abreast of your pathetic nonsensical whinings via a post in your usual sub-standard parlance in your next Union approved factory break. 

6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I'll give you a more specific version... the cuntswho drive head  first into a parking space in the supermarket carpark, one of the spaces closest to whatever mini-roundabout/4-way junction is the busiest, just because "it's closer to the door and I'll have to walk a whole 20 yards less" then wonder why the fuck it takes them 4 hours to revers back out, and why everyone mashes their horn screaming abuse out the window at them..

It is technically illegal to reverse out onto a main road, I think due to the "due care and attention" stuff....

How the fuck people don't realise its actually easier to reverse in, drive out, rather than drive in, reverse out I'll never fucking know..

The kind of pikey cunt that lives next door to someone who has a tranny van for work?

Anyway.. he probably parks it there on purpose, it would actually be easier for him to park it elsewhere, he just likes annoying the lace-curtain twitching cunt next door...

Fucking hell.. I have to agree the scrote... except that's only down south..... whenever I'm driving home from abroad, I can feel myself getting tense and wound up with every cunt on the roads... this tends to peak around the Blackwell crossing, and lasts until I turn off the M25 onto the A1.... and it gradually subsides mile by mile as I head into civilisation...

This is ignoring French Driving Rule #2.... You MUST drive within 1 metre of the car in front, if driving in excess of 30mph... you can go up to a maximum of 1.5m for safety reasons if over 80mph...

Fucking dopey as fuck boring cunt