Bubba C

7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I was talking about steak and ale pie... stop going off topic with that fucking game stuff you fucking troll...

Typical, northern, pie-obsessed drivel. 

4 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I live in Cheshire.

Why would I want to go into hellhole Manchester? To buy drugs? A gang fight? To find a prostitute? In addition there are drug-addled homosexuals everywhere and peasants by the thousand.

 

This cunt is from Cheshire , need I say more? Maybe there's something in the water that turns the local dicks into uber dribbling buffoons? 

13 minutes ago, Decimus said:

They're simply barbarous, Bubba. Have you ever been to Stockport? Fuck me, what a slum. It's absolutely rammed full of turbo-northerners, like a Lowry painting has suddenly sprang to life.

Thankfully I've not had reason to venture into the depths of Stockport, it sounds absolutely horrific. 

I did once have the misfortune of Bolton. Jesus fucking Christ, what a grief hole. It was like the holding pen for the extras from Deliverance, never again. 

I had a meeting with some cunts from Wigan last week, the fucking webbed feet weirdos spent half the time debating which shop served the best pies and whether you should have gravy or fucking sauce with it. 

Maybe you'd like a Domestos and Kidney shortcrust with a side of shit, you pointless northern cunts?

25 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Zero principles fucking slag, reports say she may face prosecution, but let's face it she won't.

Hasn't she suffered enough.....

41 minutes ago, nocti said:

Through the attack, the court heard, Miss Wrightson pleaded for her life, saying: "Please don't, stop, I'm scared." Her pleas fell on deaf ears, the court heard, with the girls kicking her until pieces of flesh flew from her head.

I don't mind admitting I'm lost for words. That was a genuinely disturbing read. 

This is fucked, yes. But who the fuck heard these cries and did fuck all?

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I don't think we've been introduced, Bubbles old chum. 

Just make sure you never say anything bad about Jenny Agutter and we'll get on fine.

Evening Mr Baws. 

My lips are sealed.

Just don't use crap Welsh attacks and we are tickety boo.

Feel free to use clever, witty barbs though, just not the sort of shit that dribbles out of the mouths of some of these muppets, well, Ding and Withered

Sincerely 

3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Everything here in undercrowded France is absolutely fine Mike but I have to return to the U.K on Saturday and that has put me in a black mood. I have got to endure 3 days of avoiding potholes, traffic jams , expensive booze and stupid cunts reversing out onto the main road.

I'm sure if the cunts here had a whip-round, they'd more than cover cost of a bottle of spirits for you so that you could drunkenly reverse yourself out into the path of a speeding lorry. 

Probably on the wrong side of the road, you backward driving idiot  

3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Have you considered masquerading as your neighbour, arranging the sale of his van at a knock-down price, down the local gyppo camp?

How did you know there was a Ding family residence a few miles away?

I was tempted to offer the pikeys a few pounds to destroy the fucking thing, but like MikeD, I'm pretty sure the little fuckers would just hang around, expecting recognition or something. 

You should see the stupid thing, it's the daft cunts own business van, and he's decorated it like the fucking A team, red fucking stripe an' all.

And the cunt plays squash....

26 minutes ago, Ape said:

A very specific nom I'll grant you, but it annoys the fuck out of me nevertheless. The number of idiots I see, on the way to work, cautiously poking the rear of their cars out into busy rush hour traffic, without having a clue what's coming down the road at 50 mph, is staggering. They've got to perform a reversing manoeuvre either way, so why not back on and make getting off the drive a whole lot safer and easier. Stupid fucking cunts.

I can't reverse onto my drive as the cunt who lives around the corner parks his fucking great van in the most fucking stupid place. I've tried reasoning with the stupid prick, but he's having none of it. 

I'm not the kind of curtain-twitching baby who feels the need to call the council, but the guy is an inconsiderate wanker. 

What I will say though, is I don't have to reverse into a main road, what sort of pikey cunt lives somewhere like that? Ding? 

3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Snooker is still fucking boring to watch, worse than cricket...

...shit... I hope I haven't raised a gollum....

Snooker is fucking boring shit, but is nowhere near as boring as your posts, Ding. 

Can you go to the cinema or something tonight and leave your phone at home please? 

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I did apologise before I showed you the back of my hand.

I didn't, but the cheeky bastard did call me a wanker, with a capital W, or 'big' as he called it. 

2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

It is truly amazing that when a truly interesting nom is presented , within half a dozen posts it is taken 'off piste' by a few self centred , up their own arsehole cunts. They snipe and bicker at one another like aging faggots in a piss stained gay sanatorium. Their latest 'success' is to drag a relatively new member into the fold . Being Welsh , with a big 'W' for wanker , he did not see the trap. Just fuck off and start your own noms.

As I can smell your garlic stained arrow of abuse pointed firmly in my direction, please kindly fuck off back to bothering frogs, you dirty creep. 

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

Boys, if I may intercede?

Bubba, I've said it before, you've got stuck in and not made yourself look like a complete cunt, which for a newbie is almost unheard of. You convincingly tanned Ding's arse in full view of the plebs, and you made it look easy. Little steps though my man. Bill is a despicably horrendous cunt of the highest order, and as a beginner I wouldn't advise tussling with him, lest he does a reverse Ding on you.

Bill, you have an incredibly low tolerance of your fellow man. It's one of your best traits. But young Bubba has earned his salt so far, and hasn't shown either any tedious racism or stupendous idiocy thus far. I say we let him into yours, Quincy and I's triumvirate and continue targeting the agreed list of sub -standard posters.

Fucking hell, if someone had shown me this much affection whilst I was growing up, I may not have turned into the miserably sarcastic cunt I am today. 

Bill, as an admirer of Decimus' work, (and as much as I am loathe to admit some of yours), and as we seem to share a similar level of disdain for pathetic cunts, the olive branch, albeit covered in shit, is extended for you, you cunt. 

4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'm trying to work out what is a more watery load of shite. This woeful comeback, or wetherspoons gravy.

It's a tricky one, and I'll revert back once I've reached a conclusion. 

Isn't that your nickname at the bukkake parties after you've been drenched in the local businessmen's scrotal contents?

Boring cunt

25 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Fuck me, this Bubbles cunt has rumbled us Quincy.

Lets just post under Frank and PunkApe until the heat dies down, then resume operation of the main clutch of IDs.

Paranoid schizophrenic ball bag.

Here we fucking go, is it ladies night in the corner?

3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You're a good sport you cunt. It is practically the only thing here that annoys me, I don't mind admitting. A very over talked subject.  I think I might start doing it if someone mentions it again, if I wasn't such a lazy cunt.

At least it got a rise. Now, let's just agree that you are a cunt and get back to business. 

4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Yeah it's not cricket. Unless we are talking about priests in general, fucking cunts. Cunts like Bubbles wittering on about multi shite also should be banned for promoting tedium, as well as for being a cum slurping sicko. Apparently I am Bill now, and I'm not sure who would take more offence, me or him, though I'll say me.

Sorry cunt, didn't mean to wind you up too much - fuck off and stop crying and come back with one of your more witty ripostes. There's a good girl. 

27 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I can only assume that the day "Quincy" posted the infamous yacht nom, that you'd whored your I.D. out to a dribbling, lobotomised homosexualist.

Ding?

9 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

And another climber bites the dust , Lochaber this time , caught in an avalanche near Lochaber . It has started late this season but dead climbers will soon be stacked up like Zulus at Roukes Drift.

In '85 we were  walking Jocks Road , Cairngorms  in early October . Nice sunny day and quite warm when coming up towards us was a woman in a summer frock. My mate , a local warned her that the bad weather could come in imminently . Her reply ' its o k , I've got a cardigan ' . Her body was found in the fog next day . Stupid cunt. Of course these days she would be quite safe as there would probably be a Quincy stalking and wanking behind every rock.

Your friend must have really taken a shine to her, did he keep the cardigan? 

7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

When I see "bubbles, Frank, etc" the only cunts logged on,  this is the only way I can be assured of some decent chat.

A word of advice to the green and thick- if you are intent on  parachuting behind lines here you would do well to arm yourself with a little more boom than this weak pedantic nit picking. If you had anything else in reserve, you would have used it, but no, you boring old lonely woman. 

But now your rat squeaking has drawn the glare of the Quincy spotlight and scurry where you may, your barley nibbling days are numbered.

Fuck me, has the self-proclaimed Queen Bee got an erection for the new guy? Is that because everyone else has grown tired of your incessant bollocks and referring to yourself (Quincy ID, not Bill ID) in the third person? 

Properkhunt had you bang to rights in the other thread about wanking yourself off to the right ID, not your smartest move. Bill, sorry, you, used the soaked crocs line yesterday morning as well...

And please can you stop sending me private messages asking me not to take offence when you say nasty things as it's all just a bit of fun? It's only words you self-important moron - and the majority of yours are shit, you creepy fucking cunt. 

11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I've "only" been hospitalised twice in the highlands/islands with hypothermia but the distinction was I was blind drunk and in the middle of the night- a different kettle of fish entirely. 

I thought I'd seen you talking to yourself on here already you pointless piss bag.

Twice in one day? Is your arsehole that loose that your regular punters aren't visiting as much these days so you just post here under multiple IDs all day to pass the lonely hours in your sweaty, piss soaked bedsit you call home?

Shit Hawks everywhere Gypps, shit hawks

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

I wouldn't exactly call it speaking...

I forgot you struggle with the queen's English.  Let's return to form, shall we? You sir are a complete and utter cunt, biting, thick and a complete waste of flesh.  

You are the sort of lecherous scum that belongs on an island, far, far away. And subsequently bombed. For the sake of humanity 

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Hows the shopping trolley repair business going bubbles?

Friggin' shit if I'm honest Gypsy. I'm starting up a cat B&B, you want in?