Bubba C

1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

Actors.... Bunch of poofy cunts!

Or is it an elaborate ruse?

Probably not, queerdos. 

3 minutes ago, Manky said:

I never drive. Haven't  I told you I have a bike. With bright lights on strobe.

What, never?

At least you're safety conscious. 

24 minutes ago, Manky said:

Someone said to me, "Do you know the Queen's Englsh"  I said,"Is she fuck, she comes from London"

I am English and speak passable English you sheep-shagging fuckwit.

First part, mildly entertaining. 

Second sentence, hugely pointless. 

Thirdly, from me, fuck off t'pub and drive home pissed on real ale. 

Northern spunk stain. 

43 minutes ago, Manky said:

Fuck off. There are enough sheep-shagging Welsh cunts here already.

"Land of my fathers" Is that because the average Welshman doesn't  know which member of the Llangollen Male Voice Choir their dad is

We fuck them, you eat them, you cunt. 

Got any other hilarious jokes? Maybe a 'knock knock' ditty. 

Serious question, do northern folk write as they talk? Basically, like fucking retards. 

51 minutes ago, nocti said:

Back in my teen years I worked for a bank, and when it became apparent that the person calling in had a proper broad Scottish accent, I'd make excuses about a bad line and hang the fuck up. Futile trying to understand what the fuck they were saying, especially when you have a call quota to fill and these incoherent cunts are mumbling away about nothing in particular for ages while bagpipes drone on in the background, the sound of clinking bottles and crushing special brew cans punctuating every other attempted "word". It's like they're gradually and collectively just giving up on communication in general.

I had a similar incident many years ago when I mistakenly identified the Scottish fuck on the other end of the phone with a scarily deep and gruff voice as a peasant with a Y chromosome. When she had to spell her name out (as I couldn't understand the dumb fuck), did I realise my mistake. 

Then the grumbling, mumbling haggis snorter went fucking ape shit, I think. She could've just been looking to score some heroin. Or a deep fried mars bar.

14 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Why don't they ever move nearer to where the water is?

They wouldn't get as much aid, I'm guessing. Similar to the lazy stains in this country, why not relocate to some place where there is a job? 

2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

No time in the varrrlleeeeeeesssss at all . 8 years dwelling further west in Cardiland . Total cunts . Tighter than a nun's cunt , to a man and leek

Fucking hell. You poor soul. Now I understand why you're such a miserable cunt!! Although France as an alternative? Interesting  

I detest valley oiks, it's as though they've been bred incestually to over populate the country with stupidity. Those vermin that are proud to be from Brown Town (Merthyr), as it is the heroin capital of Wales, really do need educating/eradicating. 

I've gone quite off piste here, should/can I nominate welsh people? Do I get a pass for living in 'God's country' myself? 

33 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

No you thick Celtic Cunt Maggie WAS a cunt. Look you ' Celtic Cunt' , CC isn't it.

Isn't she anymore.......?

You've obviously spent time with valley folk, my thoughts are with you. You cunt. 

16 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Beat this cunts. Today in the little town of Le Dorat ( near me ) a Frenchman was bathing in the market square  fountain , AND he was using SOAP . What a Gallic nutter .

Garlic butter?

5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Yes

I can only apologise on behalf of those  who sacrificed their health and lives to power your dingy hovels with light so that you could host your neighbourly swingers parties. 

Ps- Maggie is a cunt. 

Just now, witheredscrote said:

Welsh cunt

It's pronounced Ccccchhhhunt, thank you very much. 

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What with all those ex-miners and their lung diseases

Inconsiderate, self-life endangering, energy providing, selfish pricks, aren't we?!

20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Get off the stage you fucking drunk!

Fucking shit puppets, Gypsy

2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Been said tooooooo many times . Frank tried it more than once and failed. Up your game boyo

The 'like' is for your subtle xenophobia. 

Touché. 

25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You would've been perfectly within your rights to give it a good seing to, Bubba. Unless she was a cankled porker that is, then you should have set the place on fire and locked the doors.

I should refer to the creature as 'it', not she. The troglodyte fuck was barely human. 

11 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

I translate the above to one sentence ' Another whinging fucking Taff '. The only medication you need is a  5 litre enema of moss killer. Cunt

You get me all wrong Mr Scrote. I am more than angry at the useless cunts who feign injury/illness and avoid doing anything with their existence, and force the taxpayer (me) to fund this lifestyle. 

I do notice your french flag, so how about doing me a favour and fuck off back to selling garlic from the back of your bicycle you cheese munching, surrender cunt. 

4 hours ago, Eddie said:

Doctors receptionist are all cunts, it must be a job requirement.  The menopausal hitlers enjoy humiliating the poor saps queueing for a repeat prescription and they seem to guard the appointment slots with their life, it's probably easier to get an appointment with the Pope. 

The jumped-up bitch that I had the misfortune of dealing with looked about 20 years old, definitely not old enough to have finished her medical training. 

Old enough to make me want to stick pencils up her nose and ram her head into the keyboard she was banging away at whilst lecturing me, though. 

Twat. 

12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

More prescriptions are given per person in Wales - which scrapped charges in 2007 - than any other country in the UK. Spots viagra tabs are bankrupting the country.

 

I live in Wales, and was recently refused my prescription due to the fact that I'd requested items too often. 

I have medical condition that means that if I don't monitor it, could end up seriously ill, and cost the NHS tens, if not hundreds of thousands in medical care. 

What fucks me off completely, is the fact that some greasy, work-shy retard can blag free placebos from the doctor so as not to work, whilst I am forced to suffer an interrogation by some jumped up cunt of a receptionist in front of a full waiting room,in order to receive my life dependant medicine. 

Power-trip, wannabe doctor cunts

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Hows Mr Lahey and that fat cunt Randy?

Saw you lot at the Fairfield Halls couple of years ago. Funny as fuck.

Genius show. Just catching the latest series on Netflix. 

Frig off Lahey!!

I saw the buck toothed cunt live, unfortunately, front fucking row as well. 

Not only did I have to suffer 2 hours of a brand of 'comedy' that even people who'd had a frontal lobotomy would find quite mundane, I also got covered in spittle from the dirty scousers' gob. 

He did do a bit about football at the end of the show, for a change, oh the laughter.....twat. 

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

We seem to have an inordinate amount of these types in Norfolk. Possibly due to the high level of inbreeding or due to the fact that there's fuck all to do except make a complete cunt of yourself on the streets of boring market towns. 

If you Google the Norwich puppet man, you'll see exactly what I mean.

I think I can top that.  Google 'ninjah, Cardiff bin drummer' and you'll see what I mean. 

Cue 'Welsh cunt' abuse.......