The Beast

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Yes, consider yourself warned. And keep an eye out for Bill - no particular reason.

Fuck button flies! I made that mistake once, several decades ago, and once was enough. Perhaps like me you were subconsciously swayed by the Levis 501 adverts, in which the homophonically-named Nick Kamen pulled fit looking chicks in the launderette at will? Sadly, let me tell you, chicks don't really dig blokes whose legs smell of piss.

My local launderette isn't so beautiful.

10 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

First things first. You've opened yourself up to accusations of finding it easier to unzip bloke's flies, in public lavatories, with your teeth, if they're non-buttoned.

Secondly, what's wrong with standing by the side of the road jerking off? It's all several of the members -see what I did there?- of the Corner do of an evening.

Keep your sexual preferences to yourself.

I shop at co-op or aldi, far better value.

Bought a new pair. Good fit and inexpensive. Sadly got caught in traffic in car, long jam, 2 hours without moving. Breaking my neck for a piss. Had to urinate at side of road, so much urgency built up, left it late, buttons on fly too tight, wresting like a good 'un, onlookers thinking I am jerking off, slashed all in the jeans and down my leg. Next time I'll buy ones with a zip.