Jake The Muss

This pig-ugly, greasy fat plasma sack of talentless discharge needs a toe-punt in his eyeball. 

Horrible fat cunt.

On 23/04/2023 at 12:35, Penny Farthing said:

You are the point of me @Ape™️

Here's a thought, in an ideal just world, you don't exist.

On 23/04/2023 at 15:58, and said:

 

There's your problem, nothing you've ever posted on CC is anything close to reality.

Keep taking the meds.

LOL

 

 

You stupid fucking dog shit eating motherfucker.

Leave the site.

He's about 5 feet 5 in his high heels...he should be strapped to a tomahawk missle and sent in to space, never to return just for this video alone..

The fucking war mongering mong cunt.

1 hour ago, and said:

It's a fact, cunts do tend to run a lot quicker when there's a police Alsatian on their trail. 🐕‍🦺

Fuck my eye out, if it isn't enough that you sniff dogshit, now it's oozing out of your fucking fab stupid gob.

Fuck off you dinlo.

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

That said, with Australia having a population of over a 1/3rd of the UK, you have only given us Barry Humphreys, Paul Hogan and perhaps Adam Hills. In the last 40+ years, that's fucking useless on my scale.

You forgot Mad Max 3 beyond the thundercunt, that film was hilarious.

32 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

He was interviewed once and said “Why is everybody in comedy of the left” which struck a chord with me. He was most likely centre right in his private life, and took the piss out of “the yartz “ at every opportunity. We will not see the likes of him again, and that is a tremendous shame.

Very true Southern, i remember watching Barry Humphries holds his own in the early 80's when video was in it's infancy..unlike anything i have seen before. Still have a copy on DVD. Barry was well liked in the Muss childhood home, along with Les Dawson, George Carling and many others.

I thought he was a funny cunt but no idea what he was like in his private life, back when Barry was doing the dressing up as a woman thing, it was innocent humour, not like today with nefarious political agendas attached that are rammed in to the publics minds at every fucking opportunity. 

12 hours ago, Ted Cunterblast said:

I can’t be like you - in here every minute of every day you sad fckwit

Cocksucker 🤣🤣

Yes it's true, i have been on here a lot lately but in general i do have weeks at a time away from here, i have just got back from running in the London marathon and my time was under 2 hours.

Fuck off.

18 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

You don't have a new anything..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Fuck off Panzy, you're a borring little cunt with nothing upstairs.

3 hours ago, and said:

 

I thought even you pair of deplorable cunts would be aware when you're 'triggered'?

Obviously, you are now.

LOL

Projection is a bad trait R-soles, don't try and wiggle yourself out of your CC meltdown. Take a deep breathe and use some kinetic energy and hit that delete button. 

You will be thankful you did as you're not very good at cunting, take up bowls and fuck off.

2 hours ago, Ted Cunterblast said:

Bet you suck Dog’s Cock , fucking weird Cunt 

Teddyboy you are back, i thought you left the site...i guess that was premature (like your ejaculation).

Fuck off.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You been at the encyclopaedias again?

Yes i have Eric, the new Irish panzer edition.

5 hours ago, White Cunt said:

The Two Tonys definitely win the long race, particularly in the war predation’ department. The lovely Diane had her fifteen minutes fame spur, but she is quite limited in quality long term casualties.

I think the Abbott thicko needs a resurrection, i fancy a good laugh and you can learn some great maths skills from her.

17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Laffin..you drinkin the hammer polish or are you just another illiterate kant..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

 

dun no pan, u tel mi..lol

JHKJUKDCHXNK>LLK

Fuck off.

53 minutes ago, and said:

Like most bullies, you love to dish out the abuse, but come over all  malevolent when countered by a harmless bit of teasing.

I used to think this was a friendly site, with a common goal to puncture the inflated egos of z-listers and ne'er do wells, now it's full of back-biting, threats and recrimination, It's a very sad situation. 😒

Well lick my unwashed hole, what a fucking pussy you are.

Do yourself a favor and delete your account and fuck off in to the ether.

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Seen these ridiculous "Zombie knives" the kids are shivving each other with these days? More useless spikes and split blades than those funny little dagger things the Klingons used in Star Trek:

How the fuck do they manage to kill each other with this try-hard shite?

Fatty Arbuckle killed someone with his cock, so i suppose it's possible.

23 minutes ago, and said:

How fortunate, for you...

LOL

Think before you reply or your disabled brain will be and is being exposed for every cunt on here to see.

47 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

K'mon ranbo show us the ironmongery ya have to make up for your small penis...lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Serious question for you Panzer, do you work as in go outside the bedsite and earn a living ?

I would go for Tony Cunting Blair and his stupid Blair witch bitch everytime...but in this thread, i really have no choice but to go for the great mathemagician Diane Abbott, it's a no brainer.

1 hour ago, and said:

Out of all the films that Clint's made, it's weird that you'd remember that particular scene, makes me wonder how many times it provoked a stiffy...🥒💦

As that is the only one that he mentions dog shit, then it really was easy narrowing down something thats fit your needs. No need to thank me for providing material for your mid-afternoon wank.

Fuck off.

19 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Why don't ya take your hammer and wall hanger machete collection down for a good polishing and show us the results..that'll burn up some of your empty day..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

That's it Panzy, a sentence i can just about understand, really Panzy ? do you really think i'm going to post pictures of weapons i have, those were the kids or maybe a picture pulled off some internet site. Get to work Clouseau.

Listening to too much of that can give you cauliflower ears.

Claw hammering of this cunt is the only way forward from this point.

6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

That lettin on gold chain around yer neck must be cuttin off the oxygen to yer brain jakey baby cos thats a terrible effort..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

I will give you some credit Panzy, for creating your own off-grid dire-ialect, purely by accident of course due to your prolasped mental illness and inbred genetics.

4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Id imagine the only cars you see where you're currently squatting are burned out ones..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

And you Panzy only see cars made out of your lego bricks.

Get fucked by a smack adddict.