Jake The Muss

4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

You ok hun?

You stupid fucking stretched rectum.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A train I think. 

A bit like Thomas the tank engine then...but with tits.

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Tednight Express 

Proper film-making, who can forget the jerking off scene with his birds tits pressed up against the window. What was the film about ?

Here we fucking go again, fuck off Pen you smelly yeast dripping old hag of the moon.

Boring.

On 20/05/2023 at 13:24, Eric Cuntman said:

Nice to see you Ted. Been on holiday?

He's just got back from Turkey, prison probably.

11 hours ago, Ted Cunterblast said:

Crawley is fucking shite

No fucking shit Sherlock. Even you would have a better batting average than this ugly cunt.

I'd fuck it good and proper with a fucking claw hammer, just a fat cunt that wouldn't look out of place in Barbapapa.

Never heard of this fat cunting genetic mishap.

Just walk up to the fat motherfuckers and say who eat all the pies.

On 09/05/2023 at 16:41, Eric Cuntman said:

I give up, who’s the avatar this time?

That's probably a selfie of him bathing in poodle shit.

On 06/05/2023 at 10:40, Frank said:

Bend I’ve just caught sight of Lionel Ritchie’s face. My god. 

Did you know Lionel's grandfather was a founding member of the OSS and could catch a family of flies using chop sticks.

This is a thing of pure beauty.

On 03/05/2023 at 01:51, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m not sure admitting you’d fish through a bag of dog turds for an extra tenner or two is quite the win you’d like to be, to be honest. 

I wore gloves.

I got an invite but turned it down as i'm not a peado and the place will be packed with them.

Just not my thing and besides i will be delivering a massive bag of dog shit to R-soles on that day. He gave me a good deal, a tenner a turd, of course i broke em up to look like more to get extra cash out of the freak cunt.

4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Good evening……pleb.

Fuck off cock chomper.

4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Fender about 30 years ago I was in a traffic queue at some lights behind Maggie and Dennis Thatcher who were in their Jag, she was in the driving seat and signalling to turn right but when the lights changed she just drove straight on .. I was not surprised at that as she had once said that "the lady was not for turning".

You've definitely had a lobotomy.

Fuck off.

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I am in the morning. @Eddie has kindly offered me a freeby week in his penthouse flat in Whitstable. It is the least the cunt can do for me.

Here is the Sunak video, you ungrateful arrogant looking cunt.

Just now, Witheredscrote said:

It's going reasonably well, but with the cost of petrol, and every cunt recycling their bottles, it's difficult.

Oh, fuck off as well.

These WEF puppets are running scared Scrote, did you see that freak show when Sunak and his motorcade was going through London and all those half-wit brain-dead coppers was on push bikes and many running out of breathe along side the cars, a pathetic showing don't you think as they're obviously out of shape and the people could take them easy if they organised themselves better. I was thinking of starting a gofundme page and try and raise some money for the coppers gym memberships.

You can fuck off now.

13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You will probably be playing hide the sausage with your dachshund….

No, that would be the kind of thing your thick pal R-soles would get up to...but first he would want to be covered in shit, you can do the honors by opening your stupid fucking mouth and the shit will roll out on to him.

Stupid fucking dullard.

11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Please don't confuse the thick twat. He will be asking why he needs an old Japanese car, to hide a sausage. lol

Scrote, how's the French revolution going, have you outed that Rothschild puppet Macron yet ?

On 01/05/2023 at 15:33, Carl Sway said:

You got it wrong.

Sway no cunt likes you on here and you're going the RIGHT way by adding me to that list. Looks like you got it badly wrong by rejoining this site

In the meantime, here's a fuck off and don't ever talk to me again.

On 30/04/2023 at 10:14, Fatty said:

What’s Eddy done now?

He's your mate Fats, maybe you can tell us ?

On 30/04/2023 at 09:17, Carl Sway said:

If you get it right in the first place...

 

I did get it right the first time, my right.

Fuck off.

On 29/04/2023 at 13:37, southerncunt said:

Get the fuck off my thread, you comma abusing genuine fucking headcase. 

I would of thought coma abusing...

This jug eared swollen hands cunt couldn't give two fucks for the people of this cuntry or the cuntry. He is another global puppet for the WEF and will fuck this cuntry over very quickly. Being a very good friend of Savile don't do him any favors and i have to question if this motley crew that we call the Windsors are the real English royal bloodline as they adopted the Windsor name to hide their German name Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

Anyway fuck em all, the long and the short and the tall, fuck the royal family (genuine or fakes) Charlie is not my King....i'm totally against any monarchy.

Stick the coronation up your fucking cunting jacksie.

I'll be playing hide the sausage that day.

On 27/04/2023 at 10:30, Carl Sway said:

Carlin.

Sway your way out of here.

Grammer Kunt.