Jake The Muss

On 22/01/2024 at 17:32, Cuntybaws said:

This is what you get when you tell an AI to write an article for a red top newspaper, having first disabled the "no stupid cunts" filter. 

Based on this nomination I also have my suspicions that Fender has been replaced by just such an AI. How else might one explain the lack of references to nuns and/or hammers.

I'm still for real CB, i haven't had the neuralink treatment and i'm getting some new hammers soon..given up on the nuns though, can't find one that likes fisting.

I'm struggling to find the words for this, i hope this is some kind of parody, for the love of everything good, please let this be parody.

Looks like it is for real and to make matters even more bizarre, 250 thicko's turned up for the wedding, this woman's husband..i mean ragdoll was made by her mother because she complained about being single. She was single because no one in their right mind would go near this fucking fruit loop and the stupid cunt has had twins..oh and the ragdoll cheated on her, we truly live in the fucking twilight zone.

I remember reading something years ago about some research that was done in Russia, where the researchers came to the conclusion that more than 90% of people are not real people and are just codes programmed in to, what the researchers believe a simulation...i might add that the true number could be almost 100%.

Fuck off

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-who-married-rag-doll-28497632

I know a couple of coppers and they're decent people who joined the force to do the right thing and serve the public in a just and fair way...but they're getting disillusioned with the powers above them. The good coppers have either left or will leave in the near future, we will be left with state programmed goons who won't give a fuck about what rights you have remaining, just as long as you do everything the state wants you to do.

1984..you ain't seen fuck all yet.

Don't we just love progression thrust in to out society ?

Ireland, Spain, France, England, America and many other countries around the world have had enough of this bullshit rammed up their ass-holes for years, looks like the precipice may well have been reached with this inclusive equality bollocks. Actually equality is a pipedream made to happen by the nut jobs that run government, while we are all equal under certain factors, it falls short of the mark on many others. Some people are just better at doing things than others and should reap the benefits from that, why should a fat fucking lazy motherfucker be considered the equal of a risk taking, stand up entrepreneur. 

But remember what that bond villain cunt Klaus Schwab said "we must prepare for an angry world"

Progression ? Well fuck me gently in a month of Sunday's.

On 03/11/2023 at 17:42, Inspector Fiddler said:

I'd give him a fiddling he couldn't refuse.

Why doesn't that surprise me.

On 02/11/2023 at 10:15, ZEV said:

You won't see his like again. Now it's all spell-check, grammar Nazis, gate-keeping and pissing-contests, as a substitute for humour 🤓

Zev, you wrong un looking cunt, have you ever seen the Turkish Kangal Shepherd Dog rip flesh from bone ? There are videos on the net of this, would love you to be in one of those videos, you get where i'm coming from of course....

You fucking semi-conscious, tofu-eating spastic.

29 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

C'mon Fender join the fun.

Speaking of stupid....

1 hour ago, and said:

The grammar was an irrelevance.

I was pointing out that the content was ridiculously puerile.

Seriously, WTF has @Ape™️ been smoking, besides cock?

Yet another stupid avatar and a reverse back to a even more stupid name.

You do stupid too well.

On 31/10/2023 at 00:17, Dick Fiddler said:

Not any more, the cunt must be in his 80's.

He maybe old Fiddles..but he would still iron you out.

On 31/10/2023 at 09:25, entitled little cunt said:

The BBC wheel him out once a year and pay him extortionate amounts of taxpayers money for a script about alleged white privilege and how terrible it is to live in the United Kingdom if you're a member of any non caucasion ethnic group .

Sir Lenny Henry hasn't made a career  by being a comedian or a script writer , he's made a career out of being black .

While i will agree that the Henry is a complete fucking spastic, to say he has made a career out of being black, really shows that you're a bigger ignorant spastic than him. 

Fuck off.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm just sick of the joker spending more time on his avatar than contributing a decently acid or funny post. Guy needs to get with it. 

I can't understand how that thick cunt got on the leader board with that other vile pregnant fart, the utter forever stupid Pen.

Misery loves company i suppose.

10 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I'm just saying it's rather suspicious that a magazine that I've never seen someone under the age of sixty five and not in a hospital bed read has survived for so long with such a fragile demographic.

There's something dark going on there behind the scenes, could be human trafficking, could be drug cartels, could be a secret society pulling at the strings of various political and religious conflicts to serve some hidden agenda.

I wouldn't rule them out is all I'm saying.

Who knows RK, none of us cunts, that's for sure, time to call Joe Pesci as he will know what to do.

On 29/10/2023 at 04:36, Roadkill said:

It's a bunch of Jews dropped in the middle of a sandy desert shit hole populated by sand monkeys eighty years ago. A shit hole that has been known as a staging point for religious conflict for thousands of years.

There doesn't really need to be a hidden hand pulling the strings behind the scenes for things to go tits up. The fucking Reader's Digest fan club could "manipulate" these cunts into killing each other

Are you suggesting the hidden hand is the readers digest ?

On 28/10/2023 at 22:17, Penny Farthing said:

Bender .. if you want to see a two faced idiot just look in a mirror or do a selfie of yourself

When i look in the mirror, i see someone who sees straight through you, now fuck off and catch the next train out of here.

Stupid cunt.

Yeah nothing to see here, not an EV, oh no, that never happens to those death traps on rubber.

AA technical expert Greg Carter said the most common cause of car fires is an electrical fault with the 12-volt battery system, of course Greg has nailed it, it's nothing to do with the massive lithium battery that takes up most of the vehicle, i'm surprised there's any room left for a fucking driver.

Next stop autonomous cars...that should be fun.

6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Don't tell him your name Pike!

You're still a fucking idiot i see.

Fuck off and play on the railroad tracks.

10 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Interesting story, but you don't really need magical, future predicting letters from the past to realise two groups of cunts using their gullible masses as cannon fodder for territorial gains.

Both parties will happily kill anyone even remotely connected to one or the other, up to and including the sick, elderly or even children and both parties are more than happy to use such casualties to solicit sympathy and support towards their main objective - which is the complete annihilation of their enemy.

They're all cunts. I genuinely don't understand why either side is considered worthy of sympathy or even attention.

 

 

 

That's all very well and true...but what if there was guidance from a hidden hand, some researchers suggest that Hamas was very influenced by Israel when it was founded in 1987, Israel said once that Hamas was an asset of theirs (whatever they meant by that). 

Two wings of the same bird and nothing is what it seems...meanwhile, the innocent suffer as always in the plight of political mayhem by design.

Just now, Dick Fiddler said:

No, I'm exempt due to my class status.

I'm also exempt due to i don't support peadophiles or woke rubbish and propaganda. Three of the BBC's greatest hits.

On 21/10/2023 at 22:06, ChildeHarold said:

I think you're not far wide. It's clearly a US settler/colonisation project that offers a handy military base and proxy in the middle of the oil fields. Just like the Manifest Destiny of the white settler in the American West against the Indian tribes (=Palestinians) The illegal settlements have been sprouting like mushrooms packed with poor Jews who all are armed to the teeth with high powered guns - like in the States. And that fucking beady eyed cunt Biden is the glove puppet with top business Jews like Greenblat pulling the strings. It is a conspiracy simply because America is behind it. I just fucking hope Iran can develop a nuclear weapon because it's clear after Ukraine and Russia, Iran and Syria are the next targets for Western aggression. 

And North Korea, they're on the list as well...project for the new american century.

On 23/10/2023 at 00:46, Dick Fiddler said:

Congrats you neanderthal mongtard, have a like from the fiddler.

Thanks fiddles, you still paying the license ?

On 09/10/2023 at 21:53, Roadkill said:

Cunts killing cunts. I don't have sympathy for either side - they clearly want to obliterate each other - the rest of the world should just cut ties and let them sort it out.

Interesting you should say this, apparently there was a letter written in 1871 by 33rd degree freemason Albert Pike outlining three world wars, the letter was in a british museum at some point before it was removed. He described WW1 & WW2 accurately. He stated that WW3 would be fought by political zionists and Islam. Now the letter may well be a load of old pony but the content appears accurate...all i can add is, if the letter was real, then these bloodline scumbag families sure do play the long game over generations. At this point, i'm open minded about fucking everything. 

Albert Pike was the author of the book morals and dogma, in that book he referrers to the elite as the sinless and the rest of us cunts as the profane and also has a high praise for lucifer, lovely chap, it's all a puppet show.

On 10/10/2023 at 18:43, entitled little cunt said:

The london  Jewish  community  are  behaving in a dignified manner considering terrorists have attacked and murdered 260 of their young in cold blood .Muslim hamas terrorists have also taken hostages , women and young kids .Its no surprise , it does seem to be their speciality. 

By comparison  celebrations on the streets of London by pro terrorist organisation supporters has been unsurprisingly far from dignified. They have intimidated and instilled fear into law abiding londoners .Jewish businesses have been smashed reminiscent of crystalnacht.

This has been allowed  to happen under the nose of Khan .Groups of openly anti semitic barbarians hanging  out of vehicles in Central London screaming death to Jews.

How can Khan allow this to happen with just a few chosen words of pretend condemnation.Khan is really going to get himself into trouble , police send in the heavy squad to break up a group of ladies protesting about violence against women  and assault and batter .

In the events of the past few days the met  stand back and allow openly racist and anti semitic threats of violence and criminal damage against Jewish owned business. Quite possibly under that disgusting despot Khan the Met  police is openly racist. It certainly seems that way to Jewish people .

 

 

Really ? who do you think set Hamas up ? you fucking dumb cunt... The cunts that run Israel are not your every day jews, they're political zionists and couldn't give a fuck about their own people or they would not of allowed this to be set up to happen. The people who live in Gaza live like prisoners in the biggest prison in the world, take a deep breathe and some history lessons of what these poor cunts go through at the hands of their capturers (Israel). 

For the record, i stand with the innocent people on both sides and those who takes sides just fuel the fires of hate...but i will agree that Khan is a total fucking puppet cunt but that's old news.

I thought it was very nice of my laptop to remind me it was black history month this month, how very civilised. Then i thought did i miss white, yellow or brown history month ? Oh No, that's because there is NOT a month dedicated to those races of fine people that scatter this flat or globe earth. Really who comes up with this tactic of division, some organised slag is probably making money off of keeping the race card in your fucking face. Every black person i know couldn't give a royal cunt bucket about this, they just want to be left alone to get on with their lives and the ones i know do exactly that, so this bollocks isn't on their radar i'm pleased to say.

Just another elite cabals wet dream of keeping people apart, supported by corrupt governments and useful thicko's.

Fuck right off.

On 20/09/2023 at 21:41, King Billy said:

Both guilty of nothing more than speaking the ‘wrong narrative’ to way too many followers. Welcome to the matrix.

They may be guilty or most probably not. Both are guilty of speaking out against the narrative of the global heads. Funny that all the shit flies everywhere when some speak out. Don't know much about the tate situation but it took years for the Brand women to speak out once approached by media paid whores. Funny enough, the media contacted other women who knew Brand and that was a different story, those women had good things to say about the greasy-haired freak..but the media wasn't interested in getting a wider view on things. In Jake's opinion based on the facts or lack of them from the media, this is a organised hit piece.

Let's go back to Savile, several investigations in to the satanic nonce when he was alive but all went nowhere (wonder why) and only was he found guilty when he croaked, conclusion is , if you are on board or part of whatever the agenda is, then you will be protected, if not, then you're cannon fodder for the mass psychosis programme on the population.

And people will believe the biggest lies, always stay open minded until the evidence speaks for itself...as in this case so far, the evidence is absent and yet millions of semi-conscious press-enter NPC's are shooting their bolt early with this.

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

L'Oréal number 5.

Who is this thick spastic D ?

Says he joined 8th of June but waited a few months to let us all know what a complete super spastic he is, can't see the cunt lasting too long on this form.