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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I’ve changed his name to Draught Excluder.
outstanding
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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
£30 a year road tax. And it uses proper petrol.
how did that reverse circumcision on your dog go Authoritah?
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12 hours ago, Decimus said:
Drew's more familiar with the layout of The Priory.
Oi Deco, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a Gazan hospital...
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16 hours ago, Roadkill said:
My car has an automatic parking mode. Only ever used it once or twice because the actual process of getting it to understand what you want is about as complicated as docking the Titanic to the ISS. Very impressive watching the wheel spin itself as you control the accelerator and brakes, but you'd never get it set up faster than just doing it yourself or just finding somewhere else to park. Reverse cameras you can somewhat justify for bigger vans or busses, but not a fucking family hatchback.
Good old Killer! Like a cockless zombie; fucking furious
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32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Gear change indicator. A fucking light that keeps flashing to tell you to change up every time it hits 1900 RPM. I particularly like the way it keeps doing it when you’re in fifth gear and there isn’t a sixth gear.
I intentionally bought a bare bones car with as few modern features as possible, but that’s the one niggle I have with it.buying a car with only one nigg*r is reasonable in these dark times Authoritah
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On 10/10/2023 at 18:43, entitled little cunt said:
The london Jewish community are behaving in a dignified manner considering terrorists have attacked and murdered 260 of their young in cold blood .Muslim hamas terrorists have also taken hostages , women and young kids .Its no surprise , it does seem to be their speciality.
By comparison celebrations on the streets of London by pro terrorist organisation supporters has been unsurprisingly far from dignified. They have intimidated and instilled fear into law abiding londoners .Jewish businesses have been smashed reminiscent of crystalnacht.
This has been allowed to happen under the nose of Khan .Groups of openly anti semitic barbarians hanging out of vehicles in Central London screaming death to Jews.
How can Khan allow this to happen with just a few chosen words of pretend condemnation.Khan is really going to get himself into trouble , police send in the heavy squad to break up a group of ladies protesting about violence against women and assault and batter .
In the events of the past few days the met stand back and allow openly racist and anti semitic threats of violence and criminal damage against Jewish owned business. Quite possibly under that disgusting despot Khan the Met police is openly racist. It certainly seems that way to Jewish people .
Ultimately, British and American jews will pay a terrible price for their traitorous support of pisrael. As much as £7.50 I reckon
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quite a lot of women with bunions in town today. I can't abide the monstrosities and yet these disgusting skanks are wearing flipflops or slides!
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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:
What a fucking plank you really are.
Good old Scrotals
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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Stephen Hawking spent most of his life in the company of the planets greatest scientists, inventors and engineers. His all time favourite invention was the Stannah stair lift.
The spazzy cunt used to make maggots look nimble fingered Authoritah
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17 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:
You are wrong, it was you your own mouth .. dog chasing its own tail sort of thing. What happened to the budgie?
You're not fit to scrape the same cuttlefish as Minty.
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23 hours ago, judgetwi said:
Yes , but we’re all familiar with what happened to Dr Goebbels Herr Oberst.
May I suggest you follow his example?Nothing personal you understand?
I can you've missed me Jewds ❤️
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9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Of course, it’s blindingly obvious that any confused newbie would run to the Corner’s most talented for advice. Barmy old cancer-eyed shitcunt.
DC, I'm getting Brexit crowd funding to tow that Bibby Stockholm to Rwanda. The thickos will pay top dollar to get rid of Johnnie Muslim and probably have no idea Rwanda is landlocked. Are you in?
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10 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:
You are such a funny little man.
I had a fucked up dream last night Lady P.
I was being chased by a Portuguese Man O'War jellyfish, the ones with those fuckin big crinkly sails on top. Turns out it was your clitoris.
🤓
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8 hours ago, Decimus said:
I can picture him now, head in the oven with the Littlest Hobo hanging out of his Sephardic starfish.
Woof woof woof "I vos just following orders."
Lol.
I see the lovely Roger Waters has fallen foul of the skinless sausage brigade Deco. Egotistical twat or not, we should be supporting his arse at this difficult time. Let folk rise up and storm break loose!!
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On 07/08/2023 at 23:39, judgetwi said:
Unless you are a Yank they are called films….. not fucking “movies”.
I could be wrong but I suspect you are not from the United States but are just a brain dead wanker. Some people might argue that’s one and the same thing but I look at President Biden and……. Oh shit!
You tell him Jewdy! I think we called them 'flicks' and 'pictures' so I hope that's okay? 😐
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I want to see Mary Berry's clitoris
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On 07/05/2023 at 11:44, Eric Cuntman said:
He might talk to Jelly-tot. He finds you too abstract.
In the life of Das Rat, Jelly Tot was an outlier. He did however support Frank, for the manner in which the latter challenged witless cretins coves like Rothers. This freed Tot up for his crusade against fascist vegetables and israeli fruit exports.
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19 minutes ago, Frank said:
You’ll note that Mrs R has spoken this morning with ‘regards to sexual comments (no matter how oblique) about relatives and paedophilia’. Both you and @Wolfie are skating on very thin ice. They’ll be no further warnings.
Are you ignoring me Zorbs?
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1 hour ago, Decimus said:
Didn't you say that you once played golf with Prince Andrew? Is that where you got that famous quote that saw you banned for over a year- "Everyone has slept with someone underage".
Lol
Fuck off.
Deco I feel you should know that Miriam Margolis has been giving me the horn
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19 minutes ago, Frank said:
Alright mate?
Oi Costas, what are you doing for The Coronation?
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fucking chinese cunts
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Why is Scientology midget Tom Cruise doing The Coronation gig?
Shouldn't it just be wall to wall dancing fuzzy wuzzies from the empire?
Rat
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On 20/04/2023 at 19:42, Decimus said:
Have you done anything to commemorate the special occasion today, Ratty? I've been educating people in the pub that the ball point pen wasn't invented when Annie Frankenburg was playing hide and seek and making up naughty lies in her diary.
got to give it to her old man Deco: made millions out of her random jottings but not before editing out the toxic bitching and small minded parts.
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On 18/04/2023 at 19:43, King Billy said:
‘Pussy Rodentstein’
fuck off
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Whitney Houston
in The Corner
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..er, yes