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On 07/01/2023 at 19:18, Eric Cuntman said:

I had an imaginary girlfriend when I was a kid. She was ugly with a shit personality.

did you ever have garibaldi biscuits when you were little Authoritah?

5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Do you want me to set you up with a black bird?

Thanks OCR, but the sudden shock of pink always leaves me breathless

On 13/01/2023 at 22:02, Stubby Pecker said:

Fuck off you geriatric, goose buggering cunt

I've looked into this fowl sodomy Stub and to be honest it's simply not practical. Oral rape is the only way to go with these continental types

52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

To be fair to her, she had trimmed down a fair bit lately... But still a fat cow, poor old Uncle Ben probably had nightmares from going down on that no doubt yeasty, stinking cunt in the past. Don't worry Ben, the nightmare is over. 

"Let Hebrew women lie down with unclean beasts and pharisees of hip hop, their genitalia consumed by miasma creatures". 

(New Revised Standard Version. Rat 3.6-8)

10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

It’s the ghost of Himmler at work. First Rantzen gets cancer, so I reckon Lipman is staying well clear of showers for the foreseeable. Pity old Heinrich never got to them before they spat out Kikelets.

we can only hope Nigella Lawson chokes on some rimmed dick soon

On 26/01/2023 at 17:53, Eric Cuntman said:

That’s @ratcum & @judgetwi that is.

@ratcum?

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Lt. Green Mike (see my post)

Mind you, seeing he was bleck and gay, I'm sure he's Commissioner Green now 

Very perceptive Gypo. I know it didn't make it past the censors, but Colonel White covering Lt. Green in goose fat and whipping him was a semenal moment

On 10/01/2023 at 11:46, Cuntybaws said:

Magnetic fucking horses? Awesome!

bring me the head of Don Revie

1 hour ago, Frank said:

You've been here for over two years and haven't learnt a fucking thing. Whenever I need a quick fix on these pages, you're still by far the easiest target. Plank.

Oi Zorbs, did I ever tell you about the time I was stood near some horses and felt attracted to them?

19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Very rarely, Frank posts something that is mildly amusing. It gives us just a mere glimpse of the pre-2014 Frank when he was top of his game. Unfortunately, it's very few and far between. 

when he started posting those arthouse videos of himself, I knew he was finished. 

23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The ironic thing is, she's married to a personal trainer 🙄

fuckin outrageous 

41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You bet your arse that the majority of cunts who take out gym memberships will go a few times, and give up through either can't hack exercise or see their bulbous bodies in the gyms mirrors, sweating like Vanessa Feltz in a sauna and get depressed. Which will make them reach for an 'animal size' Ben and Jerry's tub and put on more lbs. 

 

I can imagine trying to cook Vanessa Felts like a Kentuck hog roast. It would take fuckin days to render her flobbly arse down.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

I am thinking of buying a dog cart .. what breed of dog should I harness to it?

been touching your nipples again?

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck knows. But if you held up a Maglite behind her or that other translucent ginger cunt MaClaren, you would see all their insides. Black albinos are the worst. Like them things out of ‘The Omega Man’ with Charlton Heston.

Most of her 'clothes' looked like salvaged prolapses Authoritah. She made Golda Meir look like short jew.

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Weirdo harridan, designing weirdo clothes for weirdo pricks.

Fucking cunts the lot of 'em. 

 

You're spot on with this Gypo. Irrelevant opportunist shock seamstress who hitched her wagon to the punk train, along with venal shyster McLaren.

1 hour ago, Carl Sway said:

You got it wrong. On this thread, raastwat started the shit, not me. If you're incapable of seeing that, you're the thick cunt. Or you're one of those who just twists and 're-invents' to suit your own agenda. Maybe both, maybe you're a thick, lying cunt. You bring nothing to the table, apart from bullshit and a distinct lack of intelligence. Get your facts straight, or fuck off and suck a kangaroo.

 

 

 

 

sit a spell, take your shoes off

On 29/12/2022 at 22:41, Decimus said:

They call me Dick. Take it, Dick, take it, it's yours.

Dick would know where his men are gone.

 

you're fuckin mad

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

If you'd have said "Sailor Moon" then one of us would've been banned before midnight.

Oi Deco, imagine being part of the Heligoland–Zanzibar Treaty commission, and getting Heligoland and Legoland mixed up. What larks eh?

4 minutes ago, scotty said:

You might at least wait until the lid's on Pelè's coffin Rat. 

brown action?

Fuck me you're a bit of a progressive aren't you? 👺

7 minutes ago, scotty said:

Eddie "Tenpole" Tudor? 🤔

Alright Sprotters? I'm thinking of doing some necro action on a celeb who died in 2022. Want to join me?

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

I can truthfully say it was fowl.

you"ll never work in this town again you fuckin cabbage

On 22/12/2022 at 18:04, Cunty BigBollox said:

Don't you find that seagulls are attracted to the fishy aroma from your bike tyres when you're cycling to the charity shops?

..probably

On 22/12/2022 at 16:29, Cuntybaws said:

Sam Bankman-Fried, eh? Who'd have thought it.

twas ever so effendi

I was thinking of using her clit hood as a bike stand

3 hours ago, scotty said:

Eric, I'm not usually one for pedantry. But Knopfler claimed to install microwaves, not move them. 

you tell him Scotness. The thrush licking popinjay needs taking down a peg or two