Cap'n Cunt

Having seen the pictures of the 'aid convoy' trucks (which, incidentally, held three armed ex-soldiers for some inexplicable reason) I'm pretty impressed with the accuracy of the Israeli missiles. They don't fuck about, and they're quite good at what they do, I have to say.

Well, if you don't want to get killed, don't go to a fucking war zone to do your virtue signalling in the hope of getting sucked off by a raghead then. It's not rocket science.....

I don't give a fuck, they're all ragheads anyway.

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And strangely, all of the people who will be locked up in a ‘Minority Report’ stylee, will be white heterosexual men. What a fucking surprise.

Best become a bummer then?

He was a fucking record-changer. Dansette managed this automatically on the 1960's without having to resort to some annoying cunt talking bollocks between songs.

She's got Cunt Cancer. Fucking obvious.

I'm quite fed up with the MSM bleating about fucking Gazans. I don't actually care if they're all wiped off the face of the earth, if I'm honest. Dusky moustachiod cunts. The walking corpse in charge of America has now decreed that he might get a bit miffed if Israel attacked Rafah (it's a city in Gaza that nobody knew even existed until yesterday)  and now the Saudis have weighed in too. So fucking what? Does anyone actually care what happens to a load of sandmonkeys? I most certainly don't. I'd suggest Israel just obliterates the place and all within it, and then perhaps we can have some good news for a change, something about Strictly Cum Dancing, wimmin playing football or suchlike.

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Well I certainly don't want to see anymore potential artists, sportspeople and lovely kids who light up rooms when they enter, having their lives snuffed out at such a young age.  It makes me sad. 

Arsonists, you mean?

It's rumoured that her body lay undiscovered for quite a while - 7 hours and 16 days to be precise.

Aww, look, he's having a spacker meltdown, bless him..... but he's trying his best. Let's all sing along and help him out....

Aww, he was SO good 20 years ago, but now he's not so great, but let's cheer him on anyway....

Singers. If your too old, or too spacky to do the fucking job, stay at home. If your job involved brain surgery or driving aeroplanes, people wouldn't be so fucking lax about you not actually being capable of doing your chosen profession. You're all cunts, and the people that pander to your ineptitude are fucking worse.

Kurt Cobain's was the best one, in my opinion.

This '96 hours of oxygen' is repeated ad nauseum. The first thing I'd do is kill the other 4 cunts in there, then I'd have 384 hours of it, all for me. And I'd have a wank over their decomposing corpses.

I think it all comes down to which one's got the biggest norks, doesn't it?

Are we talking about Harry Hewitt and his pet monkey?

What the fuck is it all about, really? Publicity for a flagging career as a 'comedian'? He's certainly 'funny', but not in a comedic way. I'd douse the cunt with petrol and set it on fire.

Obviously a bummer. They all need killing.

I'm sure everyone's aware of the 'weather balloon' currently cruising around America (and, apparently, another over Canada). My guess is that it's full of anthrax or Covid 23, and Xi Jinpingpong will be laughing his fucking socks off when Biden decides to blow it up and infect half of North America. Nothing more than they deserve, to be fair.

His surname isn't Windsor. Just saying.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We need outer space. Our country’s full of stinking bearded paedophiles, violent apes and screeching queers. I say we nuke the entire site from orbit. 

Who's the 'we' though Eric? The thought of being stuck in a small spacecraft and having to have bumsex all the time makes me think I'd rather be nuked.

On 19/09/2022 at 14:21, Eric Cuntman said:

@Stubby Pecker! Abandoned baby hedgehog. Tennis ball size and sitting in the sun on its own. Bank holiday and the rescue cunts aren’t answering their phones. 
 Cat food, water and a shoe box with a warm water bottle?

Should have covered it in mud and chucked it on a bonfire for 30 minutes.  It's a pikey delicacy, apparently.

On 20/09/2022 at 18:12, Eric Cuntman said:

He was probably an orphaned one. If something happens to the mum, they wander off and usually die of hunger or cold. The rescue lady picked him up last night. He was quite happy with a cardboard box, some cat food and a hot water bottle for most of yesterday though.

Are you sure it wasn't an ex-serviceman?

"dig up the remains of Des O'Connor, and enter him". You fucking pervert.

Good old Boris, getting his cock out to boast that we can house 200,000 Ukrainian refugees. Where exactly are we going to house them, you dull cunt? And who's paying for their benefits, fags and Sky telly? I'm not even sure what Ukrainians do - Romanians wash cars, Peacefuls blow things up and Somalians get a bit stabby but nobody actually knows what these fuckers do. Bad stuff, I shouldn't wonder.

Christ, I thought we'd heard the last of Theresa fucking May, but no, here she is supporting another 29 stupid Tory cunts who seem desperate to chuck our money away to various 'worthy' countries. For fuck's sake, this country is already bankrupt so reducing 'foreign aid' would be the first thing on my list. If these cunts want to spunk money into third-rate 'developing' nations, use their own cash, not taxpayers' hard-earned quids.

He's actually been dead for ages, the monarchy were just waiting for an opportune moment to announce it and take the sting out of Markle's shenangigans. They almost announced it back along when that other cunt was accused of shagging underaged girls, but decided to hold fire because nobody actually cared. Incidentally, the media have been full of the Duke's (very average) naval exploits and his polo skills, but not one of them has mentioned that he's the only bloke that was officially allowed to fuck Her Majesty the Queen.