Cap'n Cunt

I'd stick a firework up her cunt.

30 minutes ago, Crab said:

Show me a fucking head or director of a Museum of Boring Shit or any arts institution in the UK that ISN'T a fucking white middle class privileged privately educated CUNT male or female. 

I hope they're all white and middle class. Wouldn't trust darkies or poor people with valuable stuff. 

4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Tertiary Meningitis?

No doubt that high quality public school education taught you the human brain does indeed have three layers of meninges, the dura, arachnoid and pia. So though it’s technically bollocks, I’ll let the Tertiary thing pass, given that compared to many new posters you are an intellectual giant. 

Randy on the other hand, clearly carries his brain around in the yellow plastic thing from a Kinder Egg. 

This place has gone to the dogs.

Tee hee hee! Three layers of minges!

Now that the lovely Princess Meghan has been schooled into the proper way of behaving as a member of our wonderful Royal Family, Buckingham Palace have mysteriously found themselves with a surplus of bananas. Ever-thoughtful Meghan has come up with a top idea, all on her own: 'Let's write messages of affirmation on them, and give them to prostitiutes in Bristol!' So, after diligently instructing some of her humble footmen to write things such as 'You Are Special', 'You Are Brave' and 'You Are Strong' on the bananas, they were distributed to the raddled crack whores of Brislington. Anna Kryskov, who came over from Lithuania last year to study Benefits, was so thrilled with hers that she offered to stick it, unpeeled, up her cunt for five English pounds while we watched.

51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There was a famous native American chief who had Scots ancestry. He was called Ocheye the noo. 

I'll get me breech clout. 

Hawkeye the noo, you fucking spaz.

And while I'm here @Mrs Roops why was my Banana Bunch nom deleted? Was it because I .......

Foreign footballist Emiliano Sala has done a bit of a Glenn Miller and disappeared in a small aircraft somewhere between France and Cardiff. Silly French cunts should have launched him into the Channel on a Lidl's rubber dinghy, then our 'Border Force' would have picked him up and ferried him across to Dover once he got twenty yards out from Calais. 

11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Abolished, my arse. Half the population of this country are slaves to the system that governs them. Working their nuts off for jack shit. Born a slave, and then living as one 'till the day that they die.  Numbered, Fingerprinted & Blood-grouped and governed 24/7  by the powers that be. It will be microchips next, you mark my words, and that's only the White British. The Jabookies don't even know what the fuck they are themselves, and slavery is the last of their problems. 

McCains Micro-Chips?

Ticks all the boxes. Would tick more boxes if one of them was disabled, or blind, or actually.......no, you can't have fucking white people winning, that would be wacist.

8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend.

Asking for a friend is a bit of a lost cause on here. Unless you're a bummer.

I bought at least 4 pounds worth of Lidl faux chocolate for Halloween - I don't want chavvy cunts chucking eggs at my windows. Thankfully, none of these ne'er-do-wells actually turned up, so now I have a mountain of cheap 'chocolat' to eat. If I become diabetic, I'll blame America for this imported shite.  

On 10/30/2018 at 10:26 PM, Kunte Kinte said:

The poppy is an accidental plant whereas all the war shit and pain it has caused has been carefully planned by evil human bastards like Tony Blair and his illegal NATO intervention in Yugoslavia, Iraq and Afghanistan. And the revisionists at the BBC are calling t "Liberal Expansionisn" which it never was as it was just a group of capitalist wankers greedy fkr land abd resoyrces and openibg up for a future western corporate takeover which is what the whole of Yougoslavia is going through now. 

 

Fucking coca cola imperialism with a cruise missile stuck on the front. 

And the Remembrance brainwashing still continues. 

I'm not judgemental. I like to give everyone a fair hearing. You've had yours. I dislike you immensely, mostly due to your poor command of the English language - although this apparent dyslexia may be due to you having fat sausage-like fingers that are unable to poke the right place on your Tesco PAYG mobile phone. Either way, you bring nothing new to this site, so fuck off.

4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/oct/02/manchester-student-union-to-replace-clapping-with-jazz-hands

In yet another sign that Western civilisation is roaring towards the abyss, the bunch of wet farts than run Manchester Student Union have decided to ban clapping. Ostensibly this is for “inclusion” for the Mutton Jeffers, and so the more autistic members of the soap dodging freeloaders don’t feel anxious or tearful during debates on how the Patriarchy is responsible for global warming. 

I realise such a story is almost designed to provoke anyone over 30 into a fit of Richard Littlejohn apoplexy and chuck your shoes at the TV, but sweet Jesus (sorry Punky, I’ll flagellate furiously later) this is fucking ridiculous. 

Jazz Hands? Do I look like a fucking mime?

Fuck the fuck off. 

Give it a couple of years of Sharia law and nobody north of Manchester will be able to clap.

1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said:

The M25 in Hertfordshire is closed anti-clockwise after a lorry crashed into the central reservation and shed its load of sanitary products.

lol.

The crash happened just before 16:30 BST at J18 near Chorleywood, causing the unspecified products to spill on to the opposite carriageway.

“Tampaxes fucking everywhere” said one angry motorist.

Both carriageways were closed to allow an air ambulance to land, but two lanes clockwise have since reopened.

Hertfordshire Police said "significant" traffic disruption was expected and one officer said “I’ve got four daughters, I can’t get away from this shit”.

There is a queue of about seven miles anti-clockwise with conditions not expected to return to normal until 23:00, according to Highways England.

A police spokeswoman said the products were "non-hazardous" .......unlike some of their users.

lol.

I expect they expanded to fill the carriageway widthways.

So if I identify as a racist, I can claim discrimination if someone punches me for insulting a foreigner?

On 9/19/2018 at 8:29 PM, ratcum said:

what about a good old fashioned poofter, like John Inman? Probably the most appropriate surname for a homosexual ever, Inman...in man

I though Dave Bummer was more appropriate.

I bet Dave will have his sideboard on eBay by Monday.

12 hours ago, Piston said:

It gets worse, full article in Spectator: ( https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/09/the-state-has-failed-karen-whites-victims/ )

 

The State did not just put a rapist in a women’s jail, they put a convicted paedophile in prison with children)...

Fortunately, a few MPs are willing to speak out...

David Davies, Tory MP for Monmouth, thus tabled an Urgent Question, a parliamentary request for the House to summon a minister to discuss the issues raised by the Karen White case...

The decision to grant a UQ and summon a minister rests with the Speaker, John Bercow. He grants a lot of UQs...

(but this time)

He didn’t. Mr Davies says the Speaker rejected his request. There are whispers that at least one other MP was also rebuffed.

...it is at least worth noting that John Bercow is also the President of the Kaleidoscope Trust, an advocacy organisation that describes its mission thus: ‘We urge the British government and Commonwealth stakeholders to use their influence in support of the rights of LGBT people.’

So Bendy Wendy-ism now has the power to subvert the impartiality of the Speaker's office and thereby the functioning of the elected house ?! What a fucking dismal state of affairs.

The Village People have certainly let themselves go.

On 9/4/2018 at 11:09 PM, Eric Cuntman said:

You just want to do a wank over them.

Your point being?

22 hours ago, Roger cuntwing said:

I Married the fucking old dog 40 odd years ago. Fucking poison dwarf cunt.  In our photos we put pictures of ourselves on Facebook. ( I know all the cunts on cunts corner don't like face book!!!) Proffesses how deeply religious she is. But I must be a cunt because I have denied my side of the family. While hers exists to my children, so my children will never know them. All because I am a big cunt!!!

 

Perhaps you'd like to provide a link to your Facebook pics, so we could all assess whether you made the right decision in marrying her?

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's standard minority tactics. They've learned the power of pointing the finger and getting their own way by using words like 'discrimination' and 'racist'. Anyone who opposes them or disagrees in any way with them is called a racist, anyone who objects to this or attempts to defend the accused party is also a racist, all thanks to spineless liberal, middle class white cunts, who are afraid to stand up, and automatically take the side of any supposedly offended minority, and why are they afraid? ????

because if they say anything, they'll be called a 'racist'.

I don't see what's so bad about being called a 'racist'. I don't like anyone of any colour, creed or nationality. They can all fuck off, especially the brown ones.

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Fair's fair, I wouldn't touch some sweaty, hairy Swedish weirdo either. Those blokes out of Abba look like right cunts.

I think you'll find that two of them are actually girls.

2 hours ago, John Bull said:

What I really really want...

MY FUCKING COUNTRY BACK

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

I'll tell you what I really really want: to hang you, naked, upside-down from the rafters of a secluded barn and pour molten lead up your arse.

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Listen you fake little wanker, I was wiping foreign blood off my Doc Martens before you were conceived at the back of a chip shop. 

You would not get into the NF or the BNSM, because you are an oik and have a myriad of diseases, including tertiary AIDS, Herpees and Measles.

Lol 

fuck off.

He might get into the BDSM, though. Well, when he's achieved puberty.

On 8/1/2018 at 9:08 PM, forteanc said:

Doe's new RnB stand for Rhythm and Bass now??  What a fucking insult to the original artists that had real talent.

DOES. IT'S 'DOES', NOT 'DOE'S' YOU FUCKING MONG. Try going to school more often instead of pimping your arsehole out to old men for 10 Benson's and a swig of White Lightning. You're a fucking disgrace.