Penny Farthing

Good morning Judge.

You're not doing very well are you Mike?

If Wizz does it a lot of people will party.

Not heard from you lately Stubby .. You OK mate?

You got your knickers in twist Mike mate?

You OK mate?

You OK mate?

Catwoman had a VW caravanette that she sometimes parked up on the seafront at Brighton. Didn't @Drew Peacock spot it one day and see her get out of it and then sneaked up and took a photo of her?

He does't need a parking place Frank .. Mike Wiz leaves his skateboard in the cloakroom.

Its not as if he has one dimension, he lacks even the surface tension that allows some insects to walk on water.

Cruel and harsh but nonetheless true.

Shit! He not in Minehead is he?

Is that Mike the headless chicken?

Also typical Wither's @Witheredscrote?

Is he visiting Wither's?

Are you OK mate?

Are you OK Mate?

I see that the suspect originates from Sudan.

I just wanted you to know that Jesus loves you.

Punker's is not going to be happy.

Why is this "god" bloke such a cunt?

Similar kind of thing has happened to the rail industry. Back in 1986 a train driver made a very serious error at Colwich in Staffordshire which resulted in two trains colliding and the driver of the other train being killed (these days he would have been lawyered up facing a manslaughter charge). back in 1986 he was not long afterwards at an inquiry explaining what had happened and why he made the fatal error. British Rail admitted responsibility within 24 hours .. within a few weeks a amendments had been made to the rulebook and changes in signalling introduced. Back in those days the emphasis was to find out what had happened as quickly as possible and to find a way to try to prevent it happening again. Leap forward to the late 1990s onwards and it would take months or even years to do what the old system had done within weeks.

Have you given any thought to posting something either rational, ironic or amusing?